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Funniest Arts Sciences Short Jokes

Short arts sciences jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The arts sciences humour may include short arts jokes also.

  1. A science graduate asks the question why? A science graduate asks the question why?
    An engineering graduate asks the question how?
    An arts graduate asks, "Would you like fries with that?"
  2. I'm fine with substitute teaching math, science.. even music. But art class is where I draw the line.
  3. My mother keeps lying about having a Bachelor of Sciences and a Master of Arts. So I always tell her, That's BS, Ma.
  4. I'm an aerospace engineer. I'm an aerospace engineer. If I had a dollar for every time I heard "it IS rocket science..." it still wouldn't be as much as my salary. Take that liberal arts majors.
  5. A science major says "What's it made of?" An engineering major says "How is it made?" An arts major says... "Would you like fries with that?"
  6. Arts>Science Just realised arts students can now pay for their college fees... if they specialise in electronics as well.
  7. What's the plus side to accepting science grad students from private liberal arts colleges? They come without the B.S. !!

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Arts Sciences One Liners

Which arts sciences one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with arts sciences? I can suggest the ones about arts students and fine arts.

  1. What did the Arts major say to the Science major? Do you want fries with that?
  2. What did the Arts student say to the Science student Why did I waste 3 years of my life?

Playful Arts Sciences Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group

What funny jokes about arts sciences you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean art school jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make arts sciences pranks.

Four Majors...

The science major asks "Why does it work?"
The engineering major asks "How does it work?"
The business major asks "How much will it cost?"
The liberal arts major asks "Do you want fries with that?"

A person with a science degree asks "why does it work?" A person with an engineering degree asks: "how does it work?" A person with an accounting degree asks: "how much does it cost?" A person with an art degree asks:

"do you want fries with that?"

Degrees

The graduate with a science degree asks,
'Why does it work?'
The graduate with an engineering degree asks,
'How does it work?'
The graduate with an accounting degree asks,
'How much will it cost?'
The graduate with a liberal arts degree asks,
'Do you want fries with that?'

What does a graduate student with a science degree ask? "Why does it work?" What does a graduate student with an engineering degree ask? "How does it work?" What does a graduate student with an accounting degree ask? "How much will it cost?"

What does a graduate student with a liberal
arts degree ask? "you want fries with that?"

Anyone know any good jokes about a mad scientist?

I work at a art studio and a group of scientist booked one of our adult classes & i thought it would be fun to start the class with a science related joke. So give me your best best shot

What does a graduate student with a science degree ask?
"Why does it work?"
What does a graduate student with an engineering degree ask?
"How does it work?"
What does a graduate student with an accounting degree ask?
"How much will it cost?"
What does a graduate student with a liberal arts degree ask?
"Do you want fries with that?"