Arts Jokes

• Short Arts Jokes
• Arts One Liners
• Martial Arts Jokes
• Arts Students Jokes
• Liberal Arts Jokes
• Liberal Arts Major Jokes
• Language Arts Jokes
• More Arts Jokes

Funniest Arts Short Jokes

Short arts jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The arts humour may include short artist jokes also.

1. Bad news: a message in German sent 110 years ago by homing pigeon was just found. Worse news: it was an acceptance letter to art school.
2. I went to an Art Gallery, it was $60 to enter and $80 to look at each picture. It was called Electronic Arts.
3. I hate it when engineering students refer to themselves as engineers... Like you don't see med students calling themselves doctors or arts students calling themselves unemployed.
4. A person with an art degree walks into a bar. They then head behind the counter and start serving drinks.
5. What's the difference between a guy with an Arts Major, and a guy with a philosophy Major? One will ask WHY you want fries with that!
6. I heard starbucks is trying to hire a lot more refugees Those poor art majors are going to suffer, then
7. Don't you just hate it when med students call themselves doctors? I mean you don't see engineering students calling themselves engineers or arts students calling themselves baristas
8. What's this "✌"? A Roman ordering 5 more beers.
   joke by Art Pozner. He told me I could take it with me, and in his honor, you can take it with you.
9. My dad bought himself a new hearing aid. "It's state of the art," he boasted. "Cost me a fortune."
   "Awesome," I replied. "What kind is it?"
   "Two-thirty."
10. A science graduate asks the question why? A science graduate asks the question why?
    An engineering graduate asks the question how?
    An arts graduate asks, "Would you like fries with that?"

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Arts One Liners

Which arts one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with arts? I can suggest the ones about sports and craft.

1. r kelly is really changing the rap game
   He takes the art out of rap artist
2. How do you get an art major off your front porch? Pay for the pizza!
3. What do you call an amputee trying to do karate? Partial Arts.
4. Why did the console gamer get a headache at the art museum? Too many frames.
5. I accidentally bought too many art supplies I'm having an excess stencil crisis.
6. What did the Arts Major say to the Business Major? "Can I take your order?"
7. How to get a liberal arts graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza
8. What was the seal's favorite subject in school? ART ART ART!
9. I was rejected from my dream art school because I used the wrong pencil. It wasn't 2B.
10. Why are Subway cooks called "Sandwich Artists"? Even art majors deserve recognition
11. Why was "Art of the Deal" so long? It had six Chapter 11s.
12. What do you call someone with no legs doing Karate? Partial Arts.
13. Kamikaze It's a dying art
14. What do you call an amputee learning karate? Partial arts
15. How do you get an art major off your doorstep? Pay for your pizza.

Martial Arts Jokes

Here is a list of funny martial arts jokes and even better martial arts puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do you call a bear with martial arts skills? Grizz Lee.
  ^I'll ^see ^myself ^out.
• Which is the most kosher martial art? Jew jitsu
• Did you hear about the baker who created a martial art for chefs? It's pretty sweet.
  He calls it "Cook-Kido".
• Why do they call the Israeli martial art krav maga? Because Judo was already taken.
• What's a rabbi's favorite martial art? Jew-jitsu.
• What's the difference between Karate and Judo? Karate is a martial art and Judo is used to make bagels.
• Seagull joke Q: What do you call a seagull that knows martial arts?
  A: Steven Seagull
• Just been attacked by a ginger kid doing martial arts.... turns out he was the Carroty kid.
• Boxing is probably the most applicable martial art to the street... If you run away, you probably won't get hit.
• When a martial arts practitioner gets hurt... it's called a ninjury.

Arts Students Jokes

Here is a list of funny arts students jokes and even better arts students puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What's the difference between an art student and a philosophy student? A philosophy student asks you *why* you want fries with that.
• How do you make an art student's car go faster? Just remove the huge Dominoes sign on top!
• What's the difference between an art student and a park bench? A bench can support a family.
• What do you say to an art student with a job? "Uhh, I would like the Quarter Pounder with Cheese"
• What is the difference between an art student and a dead baby? The dead baby can feed a family of four.
• I hate it when engineering students call themselves "Engineer" you don't see med students calling themselves doctor, or art students calling themselves unemployed.
• what do you say to the liberal arts student that just gotten a job Can I get the cappuccino to go?
• What's the difference between an Engineering student and an Arts student when tying their shoes? The arts student gets a mark for it.
• A Scottish, fedora-wearing art professor complimented his Scandinavian student. "Nice skies, Finnish lass!"
• how did the art student make a million dollar work of art? He started with 2 million.

Liberal Arts Jokes

Here is a list of funny liberal arts jokes and even better liberal arts puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What has four wheels and can't support a family? A liberal arts major.
  I lied about the wheels.
• An engineer major asks... "How can we build this?"
  A business major asks, "How can we finance this?"
  A liberal arts major asks, "Do you want fries with that?"
• I have a degree in Liberal Arts Do you want fries with that?
• What is the difference between a philosophy major and a liberal arts major? One will ask WHY you need fries with that!
• What's a Liberal Arts Major's Favorite Board Game?...... Trivial Pursuit.
• My son's arts and crafts class isn't graded. I'm glad they teach kids how worthless a liberal-arts degree is at such a young age.
• What's the difference between a liberal arts major and a pizza? The pizza can feed a family.
• What do liberal arts majors yell when overwhelmed? Oh,the humanities!
• "Actually, I'll have you know I have a degree in liberal arts" "That's great ma'am, but I ordered fries with my meal"
• Why don't you put a post office next to a liberal arts college? They'll always argue over the male agenda.

Liberal Arts Major Jokes

Here is a list of funny liberal arts major jokes and even better liberal arts major puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• If you're a liberal arts major, here's a tip $5, and be glad it's 20%.
• Today I change my major from law to liberal arts. Psych.
• I'm an aerospace engineer. I'm an aerospace engineer. If I had a dollar for every time I heard "it IS rocket science..." it still wouldn't be as much as my salary. Take that liberal arts majors.
• Why can't you differentiate liberal arts majors? They have no function.
• What is the proper title to refer to a Liberal Arts Major. Esquire.
• A chickpea goes to a liberal arts college... What's its major? Falafelphy
• I went to college to get a better education. Decided on a Liberal Arts major.

Language Arts Jokes

Here is a list of funny language arts jokes and even better language arts puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do you call a tome of mystical language arts? A grammar-y!
• My Language arts teacher was talking about pedophillia
• In what class do you learn to write calligraphy? Language arts

Humorous Arts Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life

What funny jokes about arts you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean music jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make arts pranks.