The Best 30 Artistic Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Artistic jokes. There are some artistic unvaccinated jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these artistic stradivarius puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Artistic Jokes and Puns

My doctor constantly says I'm artistic.

I don't know why he keeps mispronouncing it, though

I didn't think I was any good at drawing until my parents took me to see the doctor

Anyone else on the artistic spectrum?

Japanese Ministry of Artistic Affairs Warns the Art of Origami is in Decline!

More on this as the story unfolds.

Artistic joke, Japanese Ministry of Artistic Affairs Warns the Art of Origami is in Decline!

Double standards are not fair!

When miley cirus gets naked and licks hammers its beautiful and artistic, but when I do it its weird, creepy and I get a life time ban from Ikea.

It was my childhood dream to become a painter...

ever since my doctor first told me I was artistic.

I'm bad at reading social cues, can't make eye contact, am really good at drawing, and don't pick up on sarcasm...

I think I might be artistic.

My parents always said I was artistic.

They were very modest, so they only ever whispered it to each other.

Artistic joke, My parents always said I was artistic.

My teacher told me my drawing was pretty good,

I told her I know. My mom always told me I was borderline artistic.

A dyslexic friend recently got vaccinated.

Now she's artistic!

Why are anti-vaxxers so terrible at painting and sculpture?

Because vaccines can cause you to be artistic.


Q: What did Queen Isabelle say to an artistic nobleman?
A: "Jacque, paint me like one of your French churls."

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Reporters asked Harrison Ford's wife if she thought he was too old to fly

She said the crash was so well handled it was like an artistic performance.


"Calista Flockhart to Call His Tough Luck 'Art'"

I don't like to do art...

But my friends always call me artistic for some reason.

Someone made Bob Ross mad

*artistic screeching*

I'd consider myself an artistic fetishist

I go hard in the paint.

I work with an autistic kid. The other day I drew something terribly on the computer screen and told him I'm artistic

He said me too I'm on the spectrum.

Artistic joke, I work with an autistic kid. The other day I drew something terribly on the computer screen and told

My kid keeps painting lots of bar graphs and lines...

I'm worried he is artistic!

Why are lefties more artistic and less wordy?

They don't like righting!

What do you call a artistic atomic nucleus?


Some people have argued the artistic legitimacy of drawing borders.

It's almost there.

I think it's borderline art.

It turns out that I am really good at drawing..

Well,at least the doctor said so,as he spoke in a British accent about how I am artistic..

Apparently many people get all of their artistic inspiration from pot.

I wouldn't follow in their footsteps. They seem highly sketchy.

If artistic people make art...

Do autistic people make aut?

I'm Artistic...

... and Dyslexic.

I never realized how artistic horses used to be

Today someone told me there used to be horse drawn carriages everywhere...

You are, as the British say,


My son's teacher says he is artistic a lot.

And he doesn't even teach him art!

I think I will be the next Picasso

My doctor told me I am borderline artistic

Maybe he was born artistic,

Or maybe it's just a por-trait.

Where is the only place engineers are considered artistic?


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