Artist Name Jokes

30 artist name jokes and hilarious artist name puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about artist name that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Artist Name Short Jokes

Short artist name jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The artist name humour may include short author name jokes also.

  1. Megan and Harry's future child If Harry and Megan had a boy and named him "Artist" then changed his name he would be
    The prince formerly known as Artist
  2. Some bloke just told me I have no culture Just because I can name more ninga turtles than renaissance artists.
  3. Did hear about the new Jewish hiphop artist? His name is 50% Off and his new hit single is In Da Shul.
  4. Why is Kanye West the new Michael Jackson? Because he started out as a prodigious black artist, but now he's creepy, turning white and he can't name his kids right either.
  5. Was rooting for my friend who was collecting the works of a prolific ancient greek artist found out the name of this artist is "Circa"
  6. Did you hear about the scam artist named Bernie? Apparently he Madoff with a lot of people's money.

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Artist Name One Liners

Which artist name one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with artist name? I can suggest the ones about music artist and music artists.

  1. What's the name of China's best con artist? Foo Ling Yoo
  2. If I were an Islamic hip hop artist.. My name would be Allah Hotbarz
  3. Today I met a graffiti artist... His name was Mark Walls.
  4. What did the farmer hip hop artist name his hit song? "Turnip for the Club"
  5. If two rap artists adopted a child… Would it be named Lil Jon Wayne?
  6. Which artists are featured in a concert named 45 Cents ? 50 Cent ft. Nickelback
  7. Ever heard of that Egyptian pop artist? I think his name was Pharaoh Williams
  8. Imagine a con artist named Dom. He'd be called c**....
  9. What was the Islamic graffiti artists name? o**... bin Tagen

Artist Name Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about artist name you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean song title jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make artist name pranks.

A joke from work

Four famous actors get together and decide to dress up as famous artists for Halloween.
Leonardo DiCaprio says he'll go as Da Vinci since they have the same first name.
Tom Cruise says he'll go as Van Gogh so they have two painters.
Bill Murray says he'll go as Beethoven since he likes his music.
Arnold Schwarzenegger just looks at them and says "I'll be Bach."

A group of friends were named after their professions.

The artist was named Drew because thats what he did. The laborer was called Manual because thats the type of labor he did. The lawyer was called be Bill because f**... People Out of Money' takes to long to say.

The artist named Feat has a monopoly on the music industry and should be tracked down.

Every time I see a song, Feat is always on it. This is too suspicious, and must mean he has a monopoly on the recording industry. Maybe he has parents with connections, maybe he is holding someone hostage, or maybe it is something much worse. What is apparent though, is that he is definitely breaking the law somehow, and must face his crimes. #DeathToFeat

A guy walks into a tattoo parlor

He gets a nice tattoo of his daughters name. The guy comes back the next week and gets just a dash on his arm. He keeps coming back each week getting another dash.
Eventually the tattoo artist asks him what he's doing. The guy replies "Keeping count."
"Of what?" the tattoo artist asks.
"How many tattoos I've got."

I may be Jesus. Because today, I realized he and I have something crazy in common...

See I have a tattoo on my back of a Cross. I will be walking around until I did with a Cross on my back. "Okay, A lot of people have Cross tattoos on their back, why do you think you are Jesus?"
Well, the tattoo artist who caused all the pain and put the Cross on my back was Jewish...Crazy right. My name is Jeff, so I always say, "What Would Jefus do?"

An Irish Painter

An Irish painter by the name of Murphy, while not a brilliant scholar,
was a gifted portrait artist.
Over a short number of years, his fame grew and soon people from all
over Ireland were coming to the town of Miltown in County Clare, to
get him to paint their likenesses.
One day, a beautiful young English woman arrived at his house in a
stretch limo and asked if he would paint her in the n**.... This being
the first time anyone had made such a request he was a bit perturbed,
particularly when the woman told him that money was no object; in
fact, and she was willing to pay up to 10,000 pounds.
Not wanting to get into any marital strife, he asked her to wait while
he went into the house to confer with Mary, his wife. They talked
much about the Rightness and Wrongness of it. It was hard to make the
decision but finally his wife agreed, on one condition.
In a few minutes he returned.
"T'would be me pleasure to paint yer portrait, missus," he said "The
wife says it's okay.
"I'll paint you in the n**... all right; but I have to at least leave me
socks on, so I have a place to wipe me brushes."