The Best 10 Artillery Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Artillery jokes. There are some artillery weaponry jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these artillery commander puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Artillery Jokes and Puns

Obama and a general are discussing how to attack ISIS

Obama: We need to get boots on the ground to attack them. Send in soldiers, artillery, and trucks.

General: You are forgetting something important sir.

Obama: No I am not.

General: Tanks, Obama.

They call me the Mary Poppins of artillery...

I deliver...

Super-calibre-ballistic-expedient-explosions

How is an accordion like an artillery shell?

Once you hear it, it's already too late.

There was a young French artillery officer, who had notions of grandeur, that is, until the day he stood too close to a firing cannon

He thought he was Napoleon, but he was actually blown-a-part.

World War 2 joke

Sometime around 1943, when the Germans were losing the war, Hitler decided to boost his army's morale by visiting the front.

While there, he had the oppurtunity to interact with a soldier. He commented, "My brave young man, you are risking your life for the country by standing in the way of the artillery fire. You are sure to die. Would you like me to grant you a final wish?"

"Yes, my Fuhrer ", the soldier repiled. "What is it, brave one?"

"That I have the honor of dying with you!"

>!Dont laugh too hard. 200 German soldiers were executed for hearing this and laughing at it.!<


Sports Teams should be named for what their city is famous for

For example: Dallas is known for cowboys, San Francisco was the place for the miners, 49ers, to bring their gold and claims, Islignton was famous as being home of the Artillery Regiment, thus "Arsenal," Milwauke HAD brewing.

Washington should change their name to "Senators," and Cleveland could become the "Steamers."

What's the similarity between artillery drills and political debates

"Cover ears, open mouth"

(X post) An artillery captain was made a saint by the Catholic Church.

One could say he was cannonized.

Why did the army have a heart attack?

Too much buildup in the carodid artillery.

An artilleryman says what?

What?
Right.
What?
What. He says what.
What?

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the artillery airforce jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working artillery debrie piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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