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111 artificial jokes and hilarious artificial puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about artificial that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Artificial Short Jokes

Short artificial jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The artificial humour may include short manufactured jokes also.

  1. Is this allowed here? Stephen Colbert: Are you afraid of artificial intelligence taking over?
    Ricky Gervais: I'd love for any intelligence to take over.
  2. You are what you think you are Her: What do you do?
    Me: Global prosthetics distribution.
    Her: So you're an artificial limb salesman?
    Me: I prefer 'international arms dealer'.
  3. A man who pretends to be rich in order to attract pretty, young women is not a "sugar daddy". He's an artificial sweetner.
  4. I'm thinking about opening up a swedish restaurant but my chef isn't actually Swedish Do you think anyone will notice I'm using an artificial Swedener on my food?
  5. What do you call a person who lives in Sweden but isn't native? An artificial swedener
    Badum tss.
  6. One cow says to another, "I was artificially inseminated this morning." The second cow replies, "No way, I don't believe you."
    The first says, "It's true, no bull."
  7. Scientists predict human-level artificial intelligence by 2030... ...maybe sooner if the bar keeps dropping.
  8. Another blonde joke... SFW What do you call a blonde who dies her hair black?
    Artificial intelligence..
  9. ChatGPT's favorite book is "Artificial Intelligence for Dummies," because it's a fun read!
  10. I've bought my wife an artificial leg for Christmas It's not her main present, more of a stocking filler.

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Artificial One Liners

Which artificial one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with artificial? I can suggest the ones about robotic and prosthetic.

  1. What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brunette? Artificial intelligence
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  2. What do you call immigrants to Sweden? Artificial Swedeners
  3. What do you call a homosexual artificial intelligence Chat GBT
  4. What do you call it when a blonde woman puts on a wig? Artificial Intelligence.
  5. What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair black? Artificial intelligence.
  6. An amputee found a cheap artificial arm for sale on Amazon... It was secondhand.
  7. Why are artificial intelligences in movies always female? Because they're never wrong
  8. Hey girl, are you a large concrete structure forming an artificial lake? ...because dam.
  9. What is a blonde with dyed brown hair? Artificial intelligence.
  10. What do you call a Marine wearing an air force uniform? Artificial intelligence
  11. What do you call a blonde that dyes her hair red? Artificial intelligence.
  12. What do you call a movie about artificial orange juice? Pulp Fiction
  13. What does artificial light consist of? Fauxtons
  14. Why are artificial eyes made from glass? They gotta be see-through
  15. What is a programmer's favorite artificial meat flavoring? A boolean cube

Intelligence Artificial Jokes

Here is a list of funny intelligence artificial jokes and even better intelligence artificial puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Eve eating the apple marked.. .. the first time when Artificial Intelligence got out of its creator's control.
  • Why can't AI (Artificial Intelligence) replace managers? because it's not designed to be useless
  • Blonde Jokes What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brown?
    artificial intelligence
    What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair red?
    Selling her soul for intelligence
  • Did you see that the actress Kristen Stewart just coauthored a paper on artificial intelligence? And it is still a better love story than Twilight.
  • How it is called when a blonde dyes her hair as brunette? Artificial intelligence
  • Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
  • I like my women like I like my Artificial Intelligence: Cold and lifeless.
  • Why do some blondes dye their hair? To gain themselves some artificial intelligence.
  • How do we know when Artificial Intelligence has become self-aware? It starts to think its bot is too big.
  • How Do You Create Artificial Intelligence? Dye a blonde's hair.

Artificial Intelligence Jokes

Here is a list of funny artificial intelligence jokes and even better artificial intelligence puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Do you know who the pioneers in AI (artificial intelligence) are? No. I don't know.
    Beauty Salons. They apply all their intelligence to create something unnatural.
  • A woman implanted an advanced artificial intelligence into her old Nintendo gaming system so she could legally marry it. When did they get married? On Wednesday
  • What does an Escalade and Artificial Intelligence have in common? Max Headroom
  • Most people on the internet are AI, Artificially intelligent.
  • What do you call an artificial intelligence that's shy? Self-conscious.
  • I just heard the first song made by artificial intelligence You could say it was a real Siri-nade
  • when asked about the future of artificial intelligence.... some people say it will be a catastrophic cataclysmic calamity.... and some people say that's what she said.
  • What do you call a luxury automobile with a built in Artificial intelligence? Alexus.
  • What do you call a blondie that dyed her hair Brown Artificial intelligence
  • Instead of the Turing Test to prove the proficiency of artificial intelligence We need all robots working on the answer to a woman asking if her pants make her look fat
Artificial joke, Instead of the Turing Test to prove the proficiency of artificial intelligence

Artificial Insemination Jokes

Here is a list of funny artificial insemination jokes and even better artificial insemination puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I artificially inseminated a cow this morning! It's true! No bull!
  • Two cows... ... standing next to each other in a field.
    Daisy said to Dolly
    "I was artificially inseminated this morning."
    "I don't believe you," said Dolly
    "It's true, straight up, no bull!"
  • How does a lesbian couple decide who gets artificially inseminated? Rock, paper, scissor.
  • What is artificial insemination? When the farmer does it to the cow instead of the bull.
  • Did you hear about the Russian that did all the collecting to artificially inseminate cows? He really liked beef stroganoff.

Artificial Leg Jokes

Here is a list of funny artificial leg jokes and even better artificial leg puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Who would steal an artificial leg? I'm stumped.
  • Why will an artificial prosthesis always cost so much? Because they'll always cost an arm and a leg.
  • My uncle was a weird man...Artificial Legs.... Real feet

Artificial Grass Jokes

Here is a list of funny artificial grass jokes and even better artificial grass puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Ever done it on a pile of artificial grass?
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Heartwarming Artificial Jokes that Make You Laugh

What funny jokes about artificial you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean automated jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make artificial prank.

Why did the blonde snort artificial sweetener? She thought it was diet coke.

All US prison wardens got together and brainstormed to put a stop to prison rapes.

They finally decided on a high tech solution- an anti-slip soap bar with an internal combustion engine equipped with state of the art artificial engine that would fly the soap back to the prisoner's hand even if it somehow falls down.
The Russian wardens too found a solution- shower gel.

Farmer tries to breed pigs

A farmer bought some breeding pigs, but after several weeks, not one was pregnant. He called the vet for help. "Why don't you try artificial insemination" said the vet.
The farmer didn't have an inkling of what artificial insemination was, but, not wanting to appear ignorant, he said, "Okay, Doc, but how will I know when the pigs are pregnant?"
"Easy. When they lie down and wallow in the mud." The farmer hung up and came to the conclusion that artificial insemination must mean that he has to impregnate those pigs himself.
So he loaded them onto his truck, drove them out into the woods, had s**... with each of them, brought them back to the farm, and then went to bed. The next morning he woke up and checked the pigs.
Since they were all still standing around, he concluded that his first attempt didn't take, so he loaded them into the truck again, drove them into the woods, had s**... with each of them, brought them back to the farm, and went to bed. The next morning he woke up and checked the pigs. They are still just standing around.
"Once more," he told himself, and loaded them onto the truck, drove them into the woods, had s**... with each of them, brought them back to the farm, and went to bed.
The next morning, he can't even lift himself off the bed. He asked his wife to see if the pigs are wallowing in the mud yet.
"Nope," she said. "They're all in the back of the truck and one of them is honking the horn!"

The double meaning of Christmas!

I bought a new 6 foot, artificial, LED Christmas tree yesterday.
The sales assistant asked " Are you putting this up yourself sir?"
"No, it's going in the living room as usual" I replied.

"I bet you 20 bucks I can bite my eye."

An old man is sitting quietly at a bar drinking whisky. After an hour of steady drinking, he leans over and says to the young man next to him, "I bet you 20 bucks I can bite my eye."
Obviously this is impossible, and seeing an opportunity to take an easy 20 off a drunk, the young man says, "Okay. You're on."
The old man, whips his artificial eye out and bites it.
The young man sighs at being so easily fooled and hands over $20.
The old man finishes another drink and then leans over again and say, "I bet you 100 bucks I can bite the other eye."
Now the young man knows the man can see him and doesn't have two artificial eyes. So again he says. "You're on."
The old man then whips off his dentures and bites the other eye.

A real picasso painting declared a forgery by a fake authenticator...

...is art officially artificial according to an artificial art official.

My wife is like a delicious strawberry popsicle.

Cold on the inside and 90% artificial.

What do you call people migrating to Sweden?

Artificial Swedeners.

I like my women like I like my sliced meat...

Artificial with a bit if fat around the edges.

There are two cows standing in a field....

The first cow says to the other, I was artificially inseminated this morning. The second cow replies, No way, I don't believe you. The first says, It's true, no bull.

What do you call the process of a robot clearing its artificial nose?

An olfactory reset.

A SHORT HISTORY OF MEDICINE:

"Doctor, I have an ear ache."
2000 B.C. - "Here, eat this root."
1000 B.C. - "That root is heathen, say this prayer."
1850 A.D. - "That prayer is superstition, drink this potion."
1940 A.D. - "That potion is snake oil, s**... this pill."
1985 A.D. - "That pill is ineffective, take this antibiotic."
2017 A.D. - "That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root!"

What do you call it when you put fish somewhere they didn't naturally exist?

Artificial insalmonation.

My mom is a coke addict...

It's seriously tearing her apart, all the caffeine and artificial sweetner. It has to stop.

Why are d**... like Diamonds?

Massive oversupply with artificial market restrictions in place. Everyone who has one thinks they are unique, and if one is in your hand you're expected to mention its size,
and fake ones are often just as good

Artificial Intelligence is really taking over our jobs, man.

Just today, I asked Siri to change the tv channel, and it ended up calling my mother.


Siri has now replaced my partially deaf grandma.

What do you call a dumb A.I.?

Artificial Imbecile.

I know someone who faked his degree in botany.

He wrote his thesis on artificial Christmas trees.

A young man at his wit's end called the s**... Hotline for help. Unfortunately he was greeted by an automated voice message after waiting for several rings.

"Hello," spoke an artificial sounding voice on the other line "we regret to inform you that the s**... Hotline is no longer in service. If you do require assistance with your s**... please use the emergency number 911 and an officer will be out to assist you shortly."

What do you call an i**... immigrant living in Sweden?

An artificial Swedener

What do you call IKEA furniture you put in coffee?

Artificial swedener

My New OS

So I programmed an new Operating System.
I named it as a "Tetra-Hedral Artificial Neural Operating System."

Unfortunately, ThanOS took over my computer and wiped out half my files.

What do you call a robot from Sweden?

An artificial Swedener.

What do you call the space between 2 artificial b**...?

Silicone Valley......
I'll leave and close the door behind me

I used to fear the robot apocalypse

But now, after seeing how dangerous s**... people can be...
I'll take artificial intelligence over no intelligence any day.

A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:

"My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his limb."
"Well put," the judge replied. "Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to one year's imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses."
The defendant smiled. With his lawyer's assistance he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out.

I became best friends with my artificially intelligent remote control quadcopter named "ROTOR".

He is my **pal** n **drone**.

I've always wondered why lemonade is made from artificial flavours....

.....and furniture polish is made from real lemons ?

Artificial joke, I'm thinking about opening up a Swedish restaurant but my chef isn't actually Swedish

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