Artificial Leg Jokes
5 artificial leg jokes and hilarious artificial leg puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about artificial leg that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Artificial Leg Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good artificial leg joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
I've bought my wife an artificial leg for Christmas
It's not her main present, more of a stocking filler.
Who would steal an artificial leg?
I'm stumped.
Why will an artificial prosthesis always cost so much?
Because they'll always cost an arm and a leg.
A guy is walking along and sees a farmer out in the field with a pig.
The pig has an artificial leg.
The guy walks up to the farmer and says "Wow, I've never seen a pig with an artificial leg before."
The farmer points to a house across the road and says "See that house? That's my house. We had a fire about a month ago. That pig came in and rescued me, went back in and rescued my wife, and then went back in and rescued my two daughters."
The guy says, "Wow, that's amazing. So he burned his leg and had to get a fake one?"
The farmer said, "No. But you don't eat a pig like that all at one time."
My uncle was a weird man...Artificial Legs....
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