The Best 49 Artificial Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Artificial jokes. There are some artificial val jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these artificial faux puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Artificial Jokes and Puns

Eve eating the apple marked..

.. the first time when Artificial Intelligence got out of its creator's control.

All US prison wardens got together and brainstormed to put a stop to prison rapes.

They finally decided on a high tech solution- an anti-slip soap bar with an internal combustion engine equipped with state of the art artificial engine that would fly the soap back to the prisoner's hand even if it somehow falls down.

The Russian wardens too found a solution- shower gel.

I artificially inseminated a cow this morning! It's true!

No bull!

Artificial joke, I artificially inseminated a cow this morning!  It's true!

What does artificial light consist of?

Fauxtons

Blonde Jokes

What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brown?

artificial intelligence

What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair red?

Selling her soul for intelligence


Why will an artificial prosthesis always cost so much?

Because they'll always cost an arm and a leg.

Farmer tries to breed pigs

A farmer bought some breeding pigs, but after several weeks, not one was pregnant. He called the vet for help. "Why don't you try artificial insemination" said the vet.

The farmer didn't have an inkling of what artificial insemination was, but, not wanting to appear ignorant, he said, "Okay, Doc, but how will I know when the pigs are pregnant?"

"Easy. When they lie down and wallow in the mud." The farmer hung up and came to the conclusion that artificial insemination must mean that he has to impregnate those pigs himself.

So he loaded them onto his truck, drove them out into the woods, had sex with each of them, brought them back to the farm, and then went to bed. The next morning he woke up and checked the pigs.

Since they were all still standing around, he concluded that his first attempt didn't take, so he loaded them into the truck again, drove them into the woods, had sex with each of them, brought them back to the farm, and went to bed. The next morning he woke up and checked the pigs. They are still just standing around.

"Once more," he told himself, and loaded them onto the truck, drove them into the woods, had sex with each of them, brought them back to the farm, and went to bed.

The next morning, he can't even lift himself off the bed. He asked his wife to see if the pigs are wallowing in the mud yet.

"Nope," she said. "They're all in the back of the truck and one of them is honking the horn!"

Artificial joke, Farmer tries to breed pigs

The double meaning of Christmas!

I bought a new 6 foot, artificial, LED Christmas tree yesterday.

The sales assistant asked " Are you putting this up yourself sir?"

"No, it's going in the living room as usual" I replied.

What do you call immigrants to Sweden?

Artificial Swedeners

"I bet you 20 bucks I can bite my eye."

An old man is sitting quietly at a bar drinking whisky. After an hour of steady drinking, he leans over and says to the young man next to him, "I bet you 20 bucks I can bite my eye."
Obviously this is impossible, and seeing an opportunity to take an easy 20 off a drunk, the young man says, "Okay. You're on."
The old man, whips his artificial eye out and bites it.
The young man sighs at being so easily fooled and hands over $20.
The old man finishes another drink and then leans over again and say, "I bet you 100 bucks I can bite the other eye."
Now the young man knows the man can see him and doesn't have two artificial eyes. So again he says. "You're on."
The old man then whips off his dentures and bites the other eye.

I like my women like I like my Artificial Intelligence:

Cold and lifeless.

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A real Picasso painting declared a forgery by a fake authenticator...

...is art officially artificial according to an artificial art official.

Scientists predict human-level artificial intelligence by 2030...

...maybe sooner if the bar keeps dropping.

Why are artificial intelligences in movies always female?

Because they're never wrong

My wife is like a delicious strawberry popsicle.

Cold on the inside and 90% artificial.

What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brunette?

Artificial intelligence

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Artificial joke, What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brunette?

Who would steal an artificial leg?

I'm stumped.

What do you call people migrating to Sweden?

Artificial Swedeners.

What do you call a Mexican with an artificial foot?

His name is Miguel and he's really a very nice man, actually. Never lets his disability hold him back.


How Do You Create Artificial Intelligence?

Dye a blonde's hair.

Why are artificial eyes made from glass?

They gotta be see-through

You are what you think you are

Her: What do you do?

Me: Global prosthetics distribution.

Her: So you're an artificial limb salesman?

Me: I prefer 'international arms dealer'.

An amputee found a cheap artificial arm for sale on Amazon...

It was secondhand.

I like my women like I like my sliced meat...

Artificial with a bit if fat around the edges.

What do you call a movie about artificial orange juice?

Pulp Fiction

What do you call the process of a robot clearing its artificial nose?

An olfactory reset.

What is a programmer's favorite artificial meat flavoring?

A boolean cube

What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair black?

Artificial intelligence.

What do you call it when you put fish somewhere they didn't naturally exist?

Artificial insalmonation.

I've bought my wife an artificial leg for Christmas

It's not her main present, more of a stocking filler.

Hey girl, are you a large concrete structure forming an artificial lake?

...because dam.

My mom is a coke addict...

It's seriously tearing her apart, all the caffeine and artificial sweetner. It has to stop.

What do you call it when a blonde woman puts on a wig?

Artificial Intelligence.

How do we know when Artificial Intelligence has become self-aware?

It starts to think its bot is too big.

Why are dicks like Diamonds?

Massive oversupply with artificial market restrictions in place. Everyone who has one thinks they are unique, and if one is in your hand you're expected to mention its size,

and fake ones are often just as good

Why do some blondes dye their hair?

To gain themselves some artificial intelligence.

Artificial Intelligence is really taking over our jobs, man.

Just today, I asked Siri to change the tv channel, and it ended up calling my mother.


Siri has now replaced my partially deaf grandma.

What do you call a dumb A.I.?

Artificial Imbecile.

What do you call a person who lives in Sweden but isn't native?

An artificial swedener

Badum tss.

How it is called when a blonde dyes her hair as brunette?

Artificial intelligence

A man who pretends to be rich in order to attract pretty, young women is not a "Sugar Daddy".

He's an artificial sweetner.

I know someone who faked his degree in botany.

He wrote his thesis on artificial Christmas trees.

Do you know who the pioneers in AI (artificial intelligence) are?

No. I don't know.

Beauty Salons. They apply all their intelligence to create something unnatural.

A young man at his wit's end called the Suicide Hotline for help. Unfortunately he was greeted by an automated voice message after waiting for several rings.

"Hello," spoke an artificial sounding voice on the other line "we regret to inform you that the Suicide Hotline is no longer in service. If you do require assistance with your suicide please use the emergency number 911 and an officer will be out to assist you shortly."

Did you see that the actress Kristen Stewart just coauthored a paper on artificial intelligence?

And it is still a better love story than Twilight.

What do you call a blonde that dyes her hair red?

Artificial intelligence.

What do you call an illegal immigrant living in Sweden?

An artificial Swedener

What do you call IKEA furniture you put in coffee?

Artificial swedener

My New OS

So I programmed an new Operating System.

I named it as a "Tetra-Hedral Artificial Neural Operating System."



Unfortunately, ThanOS took over my computer and wiped out half my files.

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