Heartwarming Artificial Jokes that Make You Laugh
Eve eating the apple marked..
.. the first time when Artificial Intelligence got out of its creator's control.
I artificially inseminated a cow this morning! It's true!
No bull!
What does artificial light consist of?
Fauxtons
Blonde Jokes
What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brown?
artificial intelligence
What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair red?
Selling her soul for intelligence
Why will an artificial prosthesis always cost so much?
Because they'll always cost an arm and a leg.
Farmer tries to breed pigs
A farmer bought some breeding pigs, but after several weeks, not one was pregnant. He called the vet for help. "Why don't you try artificial insemination" said the vet.
The farmer didn't have an inkling of what artificial insemination was, but, not wanting to appear ignorant, he said, "Okay, Doc, but how will I know when the pigs are pregnant?"
"Easy. When they lie down and wallow in the mud." The farmer hung up and came to the conclusion that artificial insemination must mean that he has to impregnate those pigs himself.
So he loaded them onto his truck, drove them out into the woods, had s**... with each of them, brought them back to the farm, and then went to bed. The next morning he woke up and checked the pigs.
Since they were all still standing around, he concluded that his first attempt didn't take, so he loaded them into the truck again, drove them into the woods, had s**... with each of them, brought them back to the farm, and went to bed. The next morning he woke up and checked the pigs. They are still just standing around.
"Once more," he told himself, and loaded them onto the truck, drove them into the woods, had s**... with each of them, brought them back to the farm, and went to bed.
The next morning, he can't even lift himself off the bed. He asked his wife to see if the pigs are wallowing in the mud yet.
"Nope," she said. "They're all in the back of the truck and one of them is honking the horn!"
The double meaning of Christmas!
I bought a new 6 foot, artificial, LED Christmas tree yesterday.
The sales assistant asked " Are you putting this up yourself sir?"
"No, it's going in the living room as usual" I replied.
What do you call immigrants to Sweden?
Artificial Swedeners
"I bet you 20 bucks I can bite my eye."
An old man is sitting quietly at a bar drinking whisky. After an hour of steady drinking, he leans over and says to the young man next to him, "I bet you 20 bucks I can bite my eye."
Obviously this is impossible, and seeing an opportunity to take an easy 20 off a drunk, the young man says, "Okay. You're on."
The old man, whips his artificial eye out and bites it.
The young man sighs at being so easily fooled and hands over $20.
The old man finishes another drink and then leans over again and say, "I bet you 100 bucks I can bite the other eye."
Now the young man knows the man can see him and doesn't have two artificial eyes. So again he says. "You're on."
The old man then whips off his dentures and bites the other eye.
A real Picasso painting declared a forgery by a fake authenticator...
...is art officially artificial according to an artificial art official.
Scientists predict human-level artificial intelligence by 2030...
...maybe sooner if the bar keeps dropping.
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Why are artificial intelligences in movies always female?
Because they're never wrong
My wife is like a delicious strawberry popsicle.
Cold on the inside and 90% artificial.
What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brunette?
Artificial intelligence
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Who would steal an artificial leg?
I'm stumped.
What do you call people migrating to Sweden?
Artificial Swedeners.
Why are artificial eyes made from glass?
They gotta be see-through
You are what you think you are
Her: What do you do?
Me: Global prosthetics distribution.
Her: So you're an artificial limb salesman?
Me: I prefer 'international arms dealer'.
An amputee found a cheap artificial arm for sale on Amazon...
It was secondhand.
I like my women like I like my sliced meat...
Artificial with a bit if fat around the edges.
What do you call a movie about artificial orange juice?
Pulp Fiction
What do you call the process of a robot clearing its artificial nose?
An olfactory reset.
What is a programmer's favorite artificial meat flavoring?
A boolean cube
What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair black?
Artificial intelligence.
What do you call it when you put fish somewhere they didn't naturally exist?
Artificial insalmonation.
I've bought my wife an artificial leg for Christmas
It's not her main present, more of a stocking filler.
Hey girl, are you a large concrete structure forming an artificial lake?
...because dam.
What do you call it when a blonde woman puts on a wig?
Artificial Intelligence.
Why are d**... like Diamonds?
Massive oversupply with artificial market restrictions in place. Everyone who has one thinks they are unique, and if one is in your hand you're expected to mention its size,
and fake ones are often just as good
Artificial Intelligence is really taking over our jobs, man.
Just today, I asked Siri to change the tv channel, and it ended up calling my mother.
Siri has now replaced my partially deaf grandma.
What do you call a dumb A.I.?
Artificial Imbecile.
What do you call a person who lives in Sweden but isn't native?
An artificial swedener
Badum tss.
How it is called when a blonde dyes her hair as brunette?
Artificial intelligence
A man who pretends to be rich in order to attract pretty, young women is not a "Sugar Daddy".
He's an artificial sweetner.
A young man at his wit's end called the s**... Hotline for help. Unfortunately he was greeted by an automated voice message after waiting for several rings.
"Hello," spoke an artificial sounding voice on the other line "we regret to inform you that the s**... Hotline is no longer in service. If you do require assistance with your s**... please use the emergency number 911 and an officer will be out to assist you shortly."
Did you see that the actress Kristen Stewart just coauthored a paper on artificial intelligence?
And it is still a better love story than Twilight.
What do you call a blonde that dyes her hair red?
Artificial intelligence.
What do you call an i**... immigrant living in Sweden?
An artificial Swedener
What do you call IKEA furniture you put in coffee?
Artificial swedener
My New OS
So I programmed an new Operating System.
I named it as a "Tetra-Hedral Artificial Neural Operating System."
Unfortunately, ThanOS took over my computer and wiped out half my files.
What do you call a robot from Sweden?
An artificial Swedener.
What do you call the space between 2 artificial b**...?
Silicone Valley......
I'll leave and close the door behind me
I used to fear the robot apocalypse
But now, after seeing how dangerous s**... people can be...
I'll take artificial intelligence over no intelligence any day.
Another blonde joke... SFW
What do you call a blonde who dies her hair black?
Artificial intelligence..
Is this allowed here?
Stephen Colbert: Are you afraid of artificial intelligence taking over?
Ricky Gervais: I'd love for any intelligence to take over.
I've always wondered why lemonade is made from artificial flavours....
.....and furniture polish is made from real lemons ?
What do you call a Marine wearing an Air Force uniform?
Artificial intelligence
What is a blonde with dyed brown hair?
Artificial intelligence.
What do you call a homosexual artificial intelligence
Chat GBT
Why can't AI (Artificial Intelligence) replace managers?
because it's not designed to be useless
I'm thinking about opening up a Swedish restaurant but my chef isn't actually Swedish
Do you think anyone will notice I'm using an artificial Swedener on my food?
