The Best 30 Artificial Intelligence Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Artificial Intelligence jokes. There are some artificial intelligence espionage jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these artificial intelligence canaris puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Artificial Intelligence Jokes and Puns

What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brunette?

Artificial intelligence


What do you call it when a blonde woman puts on a wig?

Artificial Intelligence.

What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair black?

Artificial intelligence.

Why are artificial intelligences in movies always female?

Because they're never wrong

Scientists predict human-level artificial intelligence by 2030...

...maybe sooner if the bar keeps dropping.

I used to fear the robot apocalypse

But now, after seeing how dangerous stupid people can be...

I'll take artificial intelligence over no intelligence any day.

Artificial Intelligence is really taking over our jobs, man.

Just today, I asked Siri to change the tv channel, and it ended up calling my mother.

Siri has now replaced my partially deaf grandma.

Eve eating the apple marked..

.. the first time when Artificial Intelligence got out of its creator's control.

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What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brown?

artificial intelligence

What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair red?

Selling her soul for intelligence

Did you see that the actress Kristen Stewart just coauthored a paper on artificial intelligence?

And it is still a better love story than Twilight.

How it is called when a blonde dyes her hair as brunette?

Artificial intelligence

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I like my women like I like my Artificial Intelligence:

Cold and lifeless.

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

Why do some blondes dye their hair?

To gain themselves some artificial intelligence.

How do we know when Artificial Intelligence has become self-aware?

It starts to think its bot is too big.

How Do You Create Artificial Intelligence?

Dye a blonde's hair.

Do you know who the pioneers in AI (artificial intelligence) are?

No. I don't know.

Beauty Salons. They apply all their intelligence to create something unnatural.

A woman implanted an advanced artificial intelligence into her old Nintendo gaming system so she could legally marry it. When did they get married?

On Wednesday

What does an Escalade and Artificial Intelligence have in common?

Max Headroom

Most people on the internet are AI,

Artificially intelligent.

What do you call an artificial intelligence that's shy?


I just heard the first song made by artificial intelligence

You could say it was a real Siri-nade

when asked about the future of artificial intelligence.... some people say it will be a catastrophic cataclysmic calamity.... and some people say that's what she said.

What do you call a luxury automobile with a built in Artificial intelligence?


What do you call a blondie that dyed her hair Brown

Artificial intelligence

Instead of the Turing Test to prove the proficiency of artificial intelligence

We need all robots working on the answer to a woman asking if her pants make her look fat

Just bought a new sex robot with artificial intelligence. But no matter what I did, I just couldn't get her in the mood.

I just didn't turn her on.

We finally know why earthlings are trying to make artificial intelligence..'s because hey haven't found any intelligent life forms on earth.

A robot goes to see a psychiatrist…

Just because my intelligence is artificial doesn't mean that my problems aren't real.

(def a new one, I just thought of it) When should you be worried about Artificial Intelligence, or robots etc?

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