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Funniest Artificial Intelligence Short Jokes

Short artificial intelligence jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The artificial intelligence humour may include short intelligence artificial jokes also.

  1. Is this allowed here? Stephen Colbert: Are you afraid of artificial intelligence taking over?
    Ricky Gervais: I'd love for any intelligence to take over.
  2. Scientists predict human-level artificial intelligence by 2030... ...maybe sooner if the bar keeps dropping.
  3. Another blonde joke... SFW What do you call a blonde who dies her hair black?
    Artificial intelligence..
  4. ChatGPT's favorite book is "Artificial Intelligence for Dummies," because it's a fun read!
  5. Eve eating the apple marked.. .. the first time when Artificial Intelligence got out of its creator's control.
  6. Why can't AI (Artificial Intelligence) replace managers? because it's not designed to be useless
  7. Blonde Jokes What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brown?
    artificial intelligence
    What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair red?
    Selling her soul for intelligence
  8. Did you see that the actress Kristen Stewart just coauthored a paper on artificial intelligence? And it is still a better love story than Twilight.
  9. How do we know when Artificial Intelligence has become self-aware? It starts to think its bot is too big.
  10. Do you know who the pioneers in AI (artificial intelligence) are? No. I don't know.
    Beauty Salons. They apply all their intelligence to create something unnatural.

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Artificial Intelligence One Liners

Which artificial intelligence one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with artificial intelligence? I can suggest the ones about machine learning and artificial.

  1. What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brunette? Artificial intelligence
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  2. What do you call a homosexual artificial intelligence Chat GBT
  3. What do you call it when a blonde woman puts on a wig? Artificial Intelligence.
  4. What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair black? Artificial intelligence.
  5. Why are artificial intelligences in movies always female? Because they're never wrong
  6. What is a blonde with dyed brown hair? Artificial intelligence.
  7. What do you call a Marine wearing an air force uniform? Artificial intelligence
  8. What do you call a blonde that dyes her hair red? Artificial intelligence.
  9. How it is called when a blonde dyes her hair as brunette? Artificial intelligence
  10. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
  11. I like my women like I like my Artificial Intelligence: Cold and lifeless.
  12. Why do some blondes dye their hair? To gain themselves some artificial intelligence.
  13. How Do You Create Artificial Intelligence? Dye a blonde's hair.
  14. What does an Escalade and Artificial Intelligence have in common? Max Headroom
  15. Most people on the internet are AI, Artificially intelligent.

Howlingly Hilarious Artificial Intelligence Jokes for an Unforgettable Evening

What funny jokes about artificial intelligence you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean robotic jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make artificial intelligence pranks.

I used to fear the robot apocalypse

But now, after seeing how dangerous s**... people can be...
I'll take artificial intelligence over no intelligence any day.

Artificial Intelligence is really taking over our jobs, man.

Just today, I asked Siri to change the tv channel, and it ended up calling my mother.


Siri has now replaced my partially deaf grandma.

I became best friends with my artificially intelligent remote control quadcopter named "ROTOR".

He is my **pal** n **drone**.

A woman implanted an advanced artificial intelligence into her old Nintendo gaming system so she could legally marry it. When did they get married?

On Wednesday

What do you call an artificial intelligence that's shy?

Self-conscious.

I just heard the first song made by artificial intelligence

You could say it was a real Siri-nade

when asked about the future of artificial intelligence.... some people say it will be a catastrophic cataclysmic calamity.... and some people say that's what she said.

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