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Funniest Artificial Intelligence Short Jokes

Short artificial intelligence jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The artificial intelligence humour may include short intelligence artificial jokes also.

  1. Is this allowed here? Stephen Colbert: Are you afraid of artificial intelligence taking over?
    Ricky Gervais: I'd love for any intelligence to take over.
  2. Scientists predict human-level artificial intelligence by 2030... ...maybe sooner if the bar keeps dropping.
  3. ChatGPT's favorite book is "Artificial Intelligence for Dummies," because it's a fun read!
  4. Eve eating the apple marked.. .. the first time when Artificial Intelligence got out of its creator's control.
  5. Why can't AI (Artificial Intelligence) replace managers? because it's not designed to be useless
  6. Did you see that the actress Kristen Stewart just coauthored a paper on artificial intelligence? And it is still a better love story than Twilight.
  7. How do we know when Artificial Intelligence has become self-aware? It starts to think its bot is too big.
  8. Do you know who the pioneers in AI (artificial intelligence) are? No. I don't know.
    Beauty Salons. They apply all their intelligence to create something unnatural.
  9. A woman implanted an advanced artificial intelligence into her old Nintendo gaming system so she could legally marry it. When did they get married? On Wednesday
  10. I just heard the first song made by artificial intelligence You could say it was a real Siri-nade

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Artificial Intelligence One Liners

Which artificial intelligence one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with artificial intelligence? I can suggest the ones about machine learning and artificial.

  1. What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brunette? Artificial intelligence
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  2. Why are artificial intelligences in movies always female? Because they're never wrong
  3. What do you call a Marine wearing an air force uniform? Artificial intelligence
  4. I like my women like I like my Artificial Intelligence: Cold and lifeless.
  5. Why do some blondes dye their hair? To gain themselves some artificial intelligence.
  6. How Do You Create Artificial Intelligence? Dye a blonde's hair.
  7. What does an Escalade and Artificial Intelligence have in common? Max Headroom
  8. Most people on the internet are AI, Artificially intelligent.
  9. What do you call an artificial intelligence that's shy? Self-conscious.
  10. What do you call a luxury automobile with a built in Artificial intelligence? Alexus.
  11. A bus controlled by an artificial intelligence crashes into a wall. Why?
  12. What do you call a homosexual artificial intelligence Chat GBT

Howlingly Hilarious Artificial Intelligence Jokes for an Unforgettable Evening

What funny jokes about artificial intelligence you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean robotic jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make artificial intelligence pranks.

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I used to fear the robot apocalypse

But now, after seeing how dangerous s**... people can be...
I'll take artificial intelligence over no intelligence any day.

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Another blonde joke... SFW

What do you call a blonde who dies her hair black?
Artificial intelligence..

Artificial Intelligence is really taking over our jobs, man.

Just today, I asked Siri to change the tv channel, and it ended up calling my mother.


Siri has now replaced my partially deaf grandma.

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I became best friends with my artificially intelligent remote control quadcopter named "ROTOR".

He is my **pal** n **drone**.

when asked about the future of artificial intelligence.... some people say it will be a catastrophic cataclysmic calamity.... and some people say that's what she said.

Instead of the Turing Test to prove the proficiency of artificial intelligence

We need all robots working on the answer to a woman asking if her pants make her look fat

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Just bought a new s**... robot with artificial intelligence. But no matter what I did, I just couldn't get her in the mood.

I just didn't turn her on.

We finally know why earthlings are trying to make artificial intelligence..

...it's because hey haven't found any intelligent life forms on earth.

A robot goes to see a psychiatrist…

Just because my intelligence is artificial doesn't mean that my problems aren't real.

Artificial Intelligence

An Annapolis computer science major was given an artificial intelligence assignment for one of his classes. He ended up creating a program where you could have a conversation with your computer based on your IQ level.
To test his program he entered 80 and had a conversation with his Soap Operas. He entered 100 and talked about politics. He entered 150 and talked about nuclear physics.
Just to see what would happen he entered a -50 and the computer bumped and belched and sparked and smoked for a good 10 minutes. When it finally settled down it displayed "On Brave Old Army Team....."

(def a new one, I just thought of it) When should you be worried about Artificial Intelligence, or robots etc?

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