Articulation Jokes
16 articulation jokes and hilarious articulation puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about articulation that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Articulation Short Jokes
Short articulation jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The articulation humour may include short jokes also.
- Got my second shot today Even after bleeding in captivity for hours, articulately begging the enemy soldiers to spare me.
- Microsoft should try making an optimistic and articulate robot that adjusts its responses based on interactions with the public. They could call it Marco Rubio.
- What's one nice thing Republicans say about Obama that they'll never say about Trump? He's articulate.
- A boy had a speech impediment and is unable to articulate anything more than the letters of the alphabet. He opens his wallet, only to sadly exclaim:
O I C U R M T - Do you enunciate when you annunciate? I articulate, which means when it comes to annunciation and dictation, I don't even think about enunciation because I'm articulate.
- Middle America likes their gay people in movies like Tom Hanks in Philadelphia or Jake Gyllenhaal.... Strong, intelligent articulate and dead within an hour and 20 mins.
Jerrod Carmichael - I bought an articulated doll that says, "Don't forget your pleases and thank yous." It's a mannerquin.
- The kiss is a wordless articulation of desire whose object lies in the future, and somewhat to the south.
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Articulation One Liners
Which articulation one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with articulation? I can suggest the ones about and .
- A drummer with no feet spoke poorly of the lead singer. His articulations were baseless.
- I like my women like I like my Presidents Black and articulate
Articulation Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about articulation you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make articulation pranks.
The first rule about Thesaurus club is
that you do not talk, speak, prattle, whisper, chatter, mumble, rant, articulate, babble, describe, divulge, drone, confer, deliberate, squeal, or converse about Thesaurus Club.
The first rule of Thesaurus Club is
that you do not talk, whisper, chatter, mumble, rant, articulate, prattle, babble, describe, divulge, drone, confer, deliberate, squeal, converse, discourse, orate or speak about Thesaurus Club.
A German shepherd walks into a bar
and says Hey, I'm a talking dog. Other dogs can do tricks, but have you ever heard one talk? How about a drink for a dog who's articulate and erudite?"
The bartender says, Sure, the toilet's there, first door on the right.
A doctor, an architect, and an attorney were dining at the country club one day, and the conversation turned to the subject of their respective dogs, which were apparently quite extraordinary.
A wager was placed on who had the most intelligent dog.
The physician offered to show his dog first, and called to the parking lot, “Hippocrates, come!”
Hippocrates ran in, and was told by the doctor to do his stuff.
Hippocrates ran to the golf course and dug for a while, producing a number of bones.
He dragged the bones into the country club, and assembled them into a complete, fully articulated human skeleton.
The physician patted Hippocrates on the head, and gave him a cookie for his efforts.
The architect was only marginally impressed, and called for his dog, “Sliderule, come!”
Sliderule ran in, and was told to do his stuff.
The dog immediately chewed the skeleton to rubble, but reassembled the fragments into a scale model of the Taj Mahal.
The architect patted his dog and gave him a cookie.
The attorney watched the other two dogs, and called “b**..., come!”
b**... entered and was told to do his stuff.
b**... immediately sodomised the other two dogs, stole their cookies, auctioned the Taj Mahal replica to the other club members for his fee, and went outside to play golf.