Cheeky Articulate Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle
The first rule about Thesaurus club is
that you do not talk, speak, prattle, whisper, chatter, mumble, rant, articulate, babble, describe, divulge, drone, confer, deliberate, squeal, or converse about Thesaurus Club.
The first rule of Thesaurus Club is
that you do not talk, whisper, chatter, mumble, rant, articulate, prattle, babble, describe, divulge, drone, confer, deliberate, squeal, converse, discourse, orate or speak about Thesaurus Club.
A German shepherd walks into a bar
and says Hey, I'm a talking dog. Other dogs can do tricks, but have you ever heard one talk? How about a drink for a dog who's articulate and erudite?"
The bartender says, Sure, the toilet's there, first door on the right.
Microsoft should try making an optimistic and articulate robot that adjusts its responses based on interactions with the public.
They could call it Marco Rubio.
What's one nice thing Republicans say about Obama that they'll never say about Trump?
He's articulate.
A boy had a speech impediment and is unable to articulate anything more than the letters of the alphabet.
He opens his wallet, only to sadly exclaim:
O I C U R M T
Do you enunciate when you annunciate?
I articulate, which means when it comes to annunciation and dictation, I don't even think about enunciation because I'm articulate.
Middle America likes their gay people in movies like Tom Hanks in Philadelphia or Jake Gyllenhaal....
Strong, intelligent articulate and dead within an hour and 20 mins.
Jerrod Carmichael
I like my women like I like my Presidents
Black and articulate