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  1. I read an article saying that you might be an alcoholic if you drink everyday Thank god I only drink every night
  2. I read an article about a half-goat, half-man. But when I saw it was from The onion I realized that it was satyrical.
  3. I saw a Buzzfeed article about the top 10 ways to execute someone. Number 3 will shock you.
  4. I saw a clickbait article: "Watch eminem attack Trump like no President has ever been attacked." I mean... Kennedy was shot in the head... But ok.
  5. I just finished a long article about the different myths behind Jesus' death and resurrection. There was a lot of ….. cross referencing.
  6. I was reading in the paper... And I saw this article about this dwarf that got pick pocketed.
    I thought to myself, "How could anyone stoop so low?"
  7. I just read a long article about Japanese sword fighters. If you want, I can samurais it for you.
  8. I read an article that said it's good for your eyesight to look at something distant occasionally during computer use. So I put a picture of my dad next to the monitor.
  9. How many clickbait articles does it take to change a light bulb? The answer will shock you
  10. Three social media news article writers walk into a bar You won't believe what happens next.

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Articles On One Liners

Which articles on one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with articles on? I can suggest the ones about article writing and news.

  1. A verb, a preposition, an article, and a noun Walk into a bar
  2. Women are like newspaper articles... They have a new issue every freaking day
  3. What is a chromosome's favorite article of clothing? a pair of genes.
  4. Check out this article: The
  5. I read an article on the hibernation of animals. It's winter resting.
  6. Best thing about article 13... No more TikTok.
  7. What do you call a Greek philosopher who publishes his findings? Articles
  8. I like to read the Constitution for the articles.
  9. Which article of clothing is the most ghetto? A Hoodie.
  10. What type of online articles do bees read? BuzzFeed
  11. What is a pornstar's favorite article of clothing? A jack it
  12. Articles insulting sociopaths are offensive If I had feelings they would be really hurt.
  13. I read an article about how bad drinking alcohol is. So I stopped reading.
  14. What article of clothing is round and rubbery? Attire.
  15. Where do you find an old Onion article? In thier archives.

Articles On Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about articles on you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean topics for jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make articles on pranks.

The Internet:

I read it for the articles.

A Brazilian people killed.

One day a man is sitting next to a blond woman who is reading the newspaper.
She is visibly upset while reading a particular article. He can't help but look over and see what she's reading. He sees the headline
"s**... b**... kill two Brazilian men on bus".
He understands why she is upset now, so he strikes up a conversation with her.
She confesses "I have seen these before, but this is getting crazy. I mean, two Brazilian men killed? How many is in a Brazilian again?"

Poor kid

Was reading the news this morning and saw an article about a kid in Denver born without any eye lids.
The doctor decided that since the parents were having him circumcised, the f**... could be made into eye lids for the kid.
The surgery actually turned out really well, kids just a little cockeyed.

What do you call an article written about a dead astronaut?

An *orbit*-tuary!

Me and My wife wrote the best articles on how to create a successful marriage

I would have published it but she took half of it in the divorce settlement.

My first drink with my son

I was reading an article last night about fathers and sons, and memories came flooding back of the time I took my son out for his first drink.
Off we went to our local bar, which is only two blocks from the house.
I got him a Miller Genuine. He didn't like it – so I drank it.
Then I got him a Fosters, he didn't like it either, so I drank it.
It was the same with the Coors and the Bud.
By the time we got down to the Irish whiskey,
I could hardly push the stroller back home.

I wanted to learn about amputees on Wikipedia

But I didn't learn much, because the article was a stub.

I want to get one of those LA hats everyone has nowadays

When people go to ask me "hey man, are you from Los Angeles?"
I'll be like "nah dude,I just really like the french feminine definite article"

What is a pirates favorite article of clothing?

His sc*aaarrrr*f

I read an article that said to cheer up as adults, we should embrace things we loved as kids.

So, when I am sad I hide in the shower and try to watch the babysitter pee.

How do people finish graduating from a Journalist school? They have to answer one last question. That question is "how do you do an excellent article?"

And the graduate answers "well, I think you press ctrl-c."
"Yes, go on," says the teacher.
"Then you press ctrl-v," says the graduate.
Five minutes later it's the graduation ceremony.

The Sweet Spot On A Woman's Body

My friend at work was telling me about an article he read over the weekend. Apparently there's a spot on a woman's body, that if you hit it just right it will make their legs turn to jelly.
It's called the chin

The best thing about p**... not publishing n**... anymore is that people will now have to try and convince others that they're buying h**... for the articles...which are usually about people peeing on each other.

s**... after Surgery

A recent article in the Dominion Post reported that a woman has sued Wellington Hospital, saying that after her husband had surgery there, he lost all interest in s**....
A hospital spokesman replied: "Your husband was admitted for cataract surgery. All we did was correct his eyesight!"

The "Personal life" section of my Wikipedia article is actually pretty accurate.

It's non-existent.

An Irishman's First Drink With His Son

I was reading an article last night about fathers and sons, and memories came flooding back to the time I took my son out for his first drink.
Off we went to our local bar, which is only two blocks from the house.
I got him a Guinness Stout. He didn't like it - so I drank it.
Then I got him an Old Style. He didn't like it either, so I drank it.
It was the same with the Coors and the Bud.
By the time we got down to the Irish whiskey . . .
I could hardly push his stroller back home.

I was reading an article about burning cow dung as a new source of energy...

I thought it was total b**....

The CIA, FBI, and the KGB are tasked with finding a rabbit in a forest...

The CIA show up after a few days and release a 6000 word article on the fact that rabbits don't exist.
The FBI show up with a dead rabbit and say in a press release "The rabbit had it coming."
The KGB show up with a bruised and beaten bear. The bear is forced to make a statement "I am a rabbit, my father was a rabbit, and my mother is a rabbit. My whole family are rabbits!" the bear disappears shortly after...

Value of a season ticket!

A woman was reading a newspaper one morning and said A her husband,
'Look at this, dear. There's an article here about a man who traded his wife for a season ticket to Arsenal. You wouldn't do a thing like that,-would you?'
'Of course I wouldn't!' replied her husband. 'The season's almost over!'

I can't wait to read the BuzzFeed article on "20 Things You Will Love about Stranger Things"

Eleven will blow your mind!!!

*Politics* Year 2019, two inmates are talking in a prison:

\- What are you here for?
\- I wrote a comic s**... saying that our president was an idiot.
\- Did they charge you under an article for rioting or harassment then?
\- For disclosure of classified information.

Did you hear about the car mechanic who was in a brief relationship and then left?

There was an article in the newspaper.

I've been to the year 3000...

Nothing much has changed but Article 50 still hasn't been triggered.

"Fake News, inevitably, will be the end of us all!"

- Napoleon Bonaparte after Buzzfeed posted an article titled "10 Shortest Dynasties (Literally)"

How did the editor fix the writer's article about appreciation for a certain valuable mineral?

I wrote an article about "The top 10 worst places to stick a fork"...

The 5th one will shock you!

I once read an article about how a midget got pickpocketed...

How could anyone stoop so low

I was reading an article that said alligators aren't mating this summer

Scientists blamed it on reptile dysfunction

I read an article about how smoking is bad for your health and I decided...

That's it.
I'm no longer reading

So I was just reading an article about the Sandusky s**... a**... case, only to realize that the article was not about j**... Sandusky but his son, Jeffery. I guess the old saying is true...

The family that preys together, stays together.

I just read that article about robot s**... Workers, and all I could think was, "Man, automation really is taking over all the jobs...

Even your mom's.

An Irishman and Donald Trump are reading an article about brain transplants

It says you can get you can a brain transplant from a Irish man for €5000 cheaper than an american.
Trump says "This proves that America is the greatest country ever and Americans are the smartest people ever"
"No it doesnt" says the Irishman "It just means an Americans Brain hasnt been used as much"

Found a news article saying that millions of people die annually from doing yoga.

I think that's a stretch.

Once I was commissioned to write an article about carrying rocks around in wet paper bags

In the end it all fell through

I heard he got caught but got off easy

I just read a news article with the headline "Woman beats off r**...!" and I thought... "Well... that seems like a reasonable compromise..."

So I Submitted an Article to the School Newspaper

The article was written on the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide. The article ended up being brought to the attention of the administrators. After about a month, the administration closed down the school due to "chemical risks." When the school reopened, it was disconnected from all water lines.

A football team loses its star player Dante d**... due to an injury...

The next day, the paper reads "Team will play without d**...."
Outraged, the team manager demands that the newspaper change the title and resubmit their article.
The next day, the headline reads "Team to play with d**... out."

I was sitting in my house in England, looking at the news

I was sitting in my house in England, Looking at the news.
Hearing about what was being done to people on british soil by Russians infuriated me. I took it upon myself to write a long scathing article about Putin, and how we should stand up to him and not takes these shenanigans any more from him.
I was about to post it online and share it with my Russian friends, but then my nerves got the better of me.

If I had a vaccine for every b**... news article that's been spread about by stay at home moms on Facebook

I would have autism.

Did anybody see the article about the leopard whose fur was bleached solid white?

It was recently spotted

A husband read an article to his wife

about how many words women use a day...30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men!"
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"

My friend was a violent serial killer...

Ended up getting caught some time back and sentenced to death by electric chair.
Fast-forward to day of execution.
Guard straps him in.
Guard: "Any last requests?"
Friend: "Remind me of buzzfeed clickbait articles 1 last time"
Guard: "The electric current is going to be started now, what happens next will shock you"

I just read an article in the news that Kim Jong Un reads more than 1,000 books a year...

I guess that's why they call him the Supreme Reader.

Article on the future of L.A. rapper "Post Malone" was withdrawn from print by local mail service.

Post on post-Post Malone's career and goals was postponed from posting by postal service.

Anyone read the article about how m**... will make you go blind?

I'm going to need one of you to read it to me.

I was reading an article about the health benefits of eating dehydrated grapes.

It was just raisin awareness.

I read a Buzzfeed article called "The Top 10 Things You Didn't Know About Explosive Diarrhea"....

number 2 surprised me.

Scientists have discovered the best way to cure laziness.

Unfortunately nobody has bothered to read the article.

A man and a and his wife are having breakfast

As the wife is reading the newspaper, she comes across a strange article.
It says here that they've found a 12,000 year old skeleton frozen in a glacier, and evidently it's a woman. Now how do you think they knew it was a woman?
The husband replies with:
Well it's simple.
How is it so simple?
It's mouth was still open.

The executioner asked, "Any last words?"

The criminal replied, "I just want one more clickbait article".
Executioner: "What happens next will shock you"

A r**... couple, both bona fide r**..., had 9 children. They went to the doctor to see about getting the husband 'fixed'.

The doctor started the procedure and asked them what finally made them make the decision.
The husband replied that they had read in a recent article that one out of every ten children being born in the United States was Mexican, and they didn't want to take a chance on having a Mexican baby because neither of them could speak Spanish.

A questionable article on marine biology goes viral.

"**New study reveals migrating Crows' droppings may be responsible for great barrier barrier reef bleaching**"
The article receives widespread criticism from the scientific community. Marine biologists across the globe insist that coralation does not imply Cawsality.

How many Forbes writers does it take to make a good, solid tech article?

You're in for a n**... surprise -
No one knows yet. But we're keeping count.

Irish-man and Scot-man walk into a pub...

As they walk through the front door, the Scot walks in first. "A round of drinks for the whole house. I'm buying".
The next day, the lead article in the local paper read: "Irish ventriloquist found beaten to death behind local pub".

I'd make a joke about Article 13, but...

*This post has been removed under breach of the EU Copyright Legislation.*

I was listening to Uncertain Smile from The The. Man, I love that band...

...They are the genuine article.

CNN Made a Joke Article for April Fools

Just another day in the office.

What's an automobiles favorite article of clothing?

A CARdigan

I just read an article on the bikini...

it's two parts and pretty revealing.

Read an article where a girl plans on marrying a tree.

That's so crazy but what if he leaves you.

It's a bit ironic a website filled with people that don't read the articles

is called "Reddit"