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13 article writing jokes and hilarious article writing puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about article writing that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Article Writing Short Jokes

Short article writing jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The article writing humour may include short letter writing jokes also.

  1. Once I was commissioned to write an article about carrying rocks around in wet paper bags In the end it all fell through
  2. I tried to write an article about the world's most complicated top But I couldn't figure out how to spin it.
  3. If you are old enough to write articles on anti-vaccination Your parents probably made the right choice, unfortunately it was on you.
  4. There's this scientist who said procrastination is good for you. He also said he would get around to writing an article about it eventually.
  5. One day Daily Mail has a article with title: "One in four cannot read."
    The next day one another newspaper writes: "Nice to see a newspaper finally acknowledging their audience."

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Article Writing One Liners

Which article writing one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with article writing? I can suggest the ones about article and writing a book.

  1. Did you read the article about the automated journalist? The story writes itself.

Article Writing Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about article writing you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean creative writing jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make article writing pranks.

A journalist is writing an article about the trend for Scottish men to wear tights under their kilts

She walks up to an old man on the streets of Glasgow and asks 'excuse me, do you ever wear a kilt?'
'Aye, about once a week or so you'll catch me in a kilt.'
'Well when you wear a kilt, do you wear tights underneath?'
'Aye, every time I've worn a kilt for the past three years I make sure to put on tights.'
'I see, why did you only start doing that three years ago?'
'Well lass, was about three years ago that my wife found a pair of tights in the back of my car.'

A reporter is at the airport, writing a piece on the womanising reputation of airline pilots.

She approaches a handsome, uniformed captain and asks, "for my article, can you please tell me the last time you made love?
It was 1959 , says the pilot.
"Oh wow, that long ago?" she responds, "I thought you airline pilots held a reputation as real ladies men"
Pilot looks at his watch and says "Well, considering it's only 2025 now..."

An American explains to a Russian...

that the United States has freedom of the press, and their journalists won't get pushed out of windows, for example, if they write an article that says Donald Trump is a liar.
The Russian says that this is nonsense, because journalists in Russia can easily write an article without fear of retribution that says Donald Trump is a liar.

I was sitting in my house in England, looking at the news

I was sitting in my house in England, Looking at the news.
Hearing about what was being done to people on british soil by Russians infuriated me. I took it upon myself to write a long scathing article about Putin, and how we should stand up to him and not takes these shenanigans any more from him.
I was about to post it online and share it with my Russian friends, but then my nerves got the better of me.

Once Seth low & Seth Teddy visited a town

Where there was a race(marathon) , they participated & it was a tie between both of them , they both divided the prize amount & went on their way.
When the local newspaper heard about them winning , they divided to write an article about it, the only problem was they didn't know their first names.
So the next day's newspaper read "S.low & S.teddy win the race"

So a journalist visits a small town...

So a journalist visits a rural town, she is trying to find something interesting to write about and finally spots an old man sitting outside his house. She decides to walk up to this man and ask, "hello there Sir, I am interested in writing an article on this town, could you tell me something good that happened to you and something bad?".
The old man agrees. "Well, a good thing was when my mate's wife went missing, so we rounded up a group of us and went out lookin'. When we found her we all took turns having our way with her."
The reporter was quite shocked. "So what was the bad moment then?"
The old man looks her in the eye and replies, "well there was the time when I went missing"