Artichoke Jokes

Brighten up your day with these artichoke jokes! Laughter is the best way to refresh your day. From artichoke hearts to shallot puns, find the perfect kink to get you laughing.

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What's the difference between my h**...-driven auto-e**... asphyxiation f**... and an artichoke?

Nothing. One's an art I choke to, and the other's an artichoke, too.

What do you call b**... with an artist?


A Plant's Guide to a**... Asphyxiation

By Artichoke

What do k**... vegans say in the bedroom?

Artichoke me, Daddy .

What's Jian Ghomeshi's favorite vegetable?


My girlfriend said artichoke me daddy

But I did, and now she's hoarseradish.

What's a thot's favorite vegetable?

An Artichoke.

What do vegans say during s**...?

Artichoke me

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