The Best 8 Artichoke Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Artichoke jokes. There are some artichoke parsnip jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these artichoke vegetable puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Artichoke Jokes and Puns

What do you call BDSM with an artist?


A Plant's Guide to Autoerotic Asphyxiation

By Artichoke

What do kinky vegans say in the bedroom?

Artichoke me, Daddy .

What's Jian Ghomeshi's favorite vegetable?


My girlfriend said artichoke me daddy

But I did, and now she's hoarseradish.

What's a thot's favorite vegetable?

An Artichoke.

[NSFW] How did the vegetarian find out his veggies were a little too raw?

When he picked it up it said arti-choke me, daddy

What do vegans say during sex?

Artichoke me

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the artichoke radish jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working artichoke beets piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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