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What's the difference between my h**...-driven auto-e**... asphyxiation f**... and an artichoke?
Nothing. One's an art I choke to, and the other's an artichoke, too.
What do you call b**... with an artist?
Artichoke
A Plant's Guide to a**... Asphyxiation
By Artichoke
What do k**... vegans say in the bedroom?
Artichoke me, Daddy .
What's Jian Ghomeshi's favorite vegetable?
Artichoke.
My girlfriend said artichoke me daddy
But I did, and now she's hoarseradish.
What's a thot's favorite vegetable?
An Artichoke.
What do vegans say during s**...?
Artichoke me