Arthurs Jokes

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There is an abundance of circumference jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 3 funniest jokes on arthurs. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any sire witze you can hear about arthurs.

The Best jokes about Arthurs

Who was the roundest member of Sir Arthurs round table?

Sir Cumference.


He at too much Pi.


He ate approximately 3.142 slices

Who built King Arthurs round table?

SIRcumference

Arthur and Friends

The members of King Arthur's Round Table were always tired because they were on the knight shift.

But they did like to party. One day after a boisterous gathering, the purest knight of all kept asking everyone who was awake, "Did you see the gal I had?

When did King Arthurs men practice? Joust at night.

Kings are old when they reach the age of sovereignty -- then they
worry about their receding heir line.

For kings, uprisings were a peasant surprise.

Puns can be made on any subject, but not kings. Kings aren't subjects.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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