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He came a lot
Because you came a lot.
So he would never be cornered
It was a chastity belt... except it had a rather large hole in the most obvious place.
'This is no good, Merlin!' the king exclaimed, 'Look at this opening. How is this supposed to protect m'lady, the Queen?'
'Ah, sire, just observe.' said Merlin as he searched his cluttered workbench until he found what he was looking for.
He then selected his most worn out wand, one that he was going to discard anyway. He then inserted it in the gaping aperture of the chastity belt whereupon a small guillotine blade came down and cut it neatly in two. 'Merlin, you are a genius!' cried the grateful monarch, 'Now I can leave, knowing that my Queen is fully protected.'
After putting Guinevere in the device, King Arthur then set out upon his Quest. Several years passed until he returned to Camelot. Immediately he assembled all his knights in the courtyard and had them drop their trousers for an informal 'short arm' inspection.
Sure enough! Each and every one of them was either amputated or damaged in some way. All of them except Sir Galahad.
'Sir Galahad' exclaimed King Arthur, 'the one and only true knight! Only you among all the nobles have been true to me. What is it in my power to grant you? Name it and it is yours!'
But, alas, Sir Galahad was speechless..
He was legendary for pulling out.
It was a one knight stand.
The carpenter had cut some corners.
They think it's about the romance and majesty of Camelto.
An African or European swallow
The camel lot.
King Arthur looked down at the pastries and asked "Are these all Cake?"
"Two are pie" replied Sir Cumference
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Without missing a beat the mother replies "The one wearing a green dress."
Surprised Arthur then says "Woa mother...that's very good, she's the one. So...how did you know?"
Mother: "Because that was the only one I didn't like..."
The leaders of the big beer companies meet for a drink. The president of Budweiser orders a bud, the Ceo of Miller gets a Miller, the head of coors orders a coors, and so on. Until it's Arthur Guinness's turn, he orders a soda. "Why didn't you order a Guinness?" everyone asks. "Nah" Guinness replies. If you guys aren't having a beer,then neither will I.
With a knight light....
King Arthur was leaving Guinevere in care of Sir Lancelot while he left on extended buisness. He incased her nether regions with a stout chastity belt, entrusting the key to Sir Lancelot. After Arthur had proceeded a short distance down the road, Lancelot galloped up in a great hurry "King Arthur!" he exclaimed, "You gave me the wrong key!".
"You Camelot".
I'm getting straight "aaaayyyysss"
King Arthritis on the other hand...
"I don't want to talk about it, I've had a bad knight."
Bonus joke:
Why should you hire submariners?
They have experience working under pressure.
At the Camelot!
Sir Cumference
Sir Veillance
Sir Cumcised
Sir Bia
Sir Valence!
Knight: "Sir Cumference"
His name was Sir Charge
Clarke, Lewis and Tolkien walk into a bar arguing about how characters should travel.
Clarke says they should take a spaceship and Tolkien says they should walk. Lewis says that can just step through a wardrobe.
When asked how that's possible Lewis says "Narnia business"
Sue Arthur Conan Boyle.
He's just as fast as Rudolf. He just has issues stopping in time.
He collectively referred to them as *Holmes and Gardens*.
At the court, the judge asked the four kids to state their name and what they had done.
Kid 1 : My name is John, and I threw peanuts into the elephant den.
Kid 2 : My name is David, and I threw peanuts into the elephant den.
Kid 3 : My name is Arthur, and I threw peanuts into the elephant den.
Kid 4 : My name is Peanuts.
They would have sat as knights of the spheroid table.
In the Dumbgeon.
Camelot.
His Knighthood.
Sir Prise!
Excalibur!
Because he came(a)lot.
Arthur Itis.
In the Camel Lot
Sir Purrcival.
"It's strange", says one priest.
"How so?, asked the other.
The first priest replies, "Well ever since Arthur left his church, the choirboys haven't been able to sing as high."
Because it was Sir-rated.
Arthur turns to the group and asks "hey, you guys ever wonder about what it would be like to have arms and legs?"
He Camealot.
Five minutes into his journey, King Arthur hears Eddie screaming for him to stop. King Arthur signals his steed to halt and waits for Eddie to catch up.
"Eddie!" the king says, "What's the matter?"
"Your highness," says Eddie. "You gave me the wrong key."
Arthur slept in a king sized bed, Lancelot took the queen.
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