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59 arthritis jokes and hilarious arthritis puns to laugh out loud. Read human body jokes about arthritis that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Find out why laughter is the best medicine for those who suffer from rheumatoid arthritis! Soak up a bipartisan atmosphere of support and sympathy in this collection of jokes about arthritis. From Aiken to Nook, there's something here for everyone!

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Funniest Arthritis Short Jokes

Short arthritis jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The arthritis humour may include short joint pain jokes also.

  1. It's pretty strange, doctors are now prescribing cannabis for arthritis sufferers... I mean, the definition of arthritis is "inflammation of the joints"
  2. My 93-year-old grandma has rheumatoid arthritis and is slow at crosswalks. Yesterday, she got hit by a car. She's perfectly fine -- she has an auto-immune disease!
  3. An old man shuffled really slowly into an ice cream shop and said, Can I have a banana split? Server: Sure. Crushed nuts?
    Old man: No, Arthritis.
  4. I think after 9 years of dating and jokes, I've worn down all my girlfriend's funny bones. She's got that funny arthritis now.
  5. My grandmother loves to knit but she was recently diagnosed with rheumatoid arthritis. She's holding out for some sort of cure. She has her fingers crossed.
  6. What did the joints say to the arthritis pain? Uh-Leave!
    I made this up when I was a little kid and naturally thought I was a comedic genius for many unfortunate years to come.
  7. Arthritis is the cruelest disease of all. It makes a lot of your parts stiff except the one you want.
  8. Things always have a way of going badly for me. I tried to use pins on a voodoo doll that looks like my mother in law and I ended up curing her arthritis with acupuncture.
  9. An old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor. He ordered a banana split. The waitress asked, Crushed nuts? No, he said. Arthritis.
  10. What health ailment do elderly frogs suffer from? Ribbit-toad arthritis
    I'll see myself out...

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Arthritis One Liners

Which arthritis one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with arthritis? I can suggest the ones about body joint and asthma.

  1. What do stoners and arthritis have in common?? They both inflame joints.
  2. Where did Axl Rose get arthritis? In his Sha-na-na-na-na knees knees
  3. King Arthur pulled the sword from the stone. King Arthritis on the other hand...
  4. I hope I don't get rheumatoid arthritis.. Fingers crossed.
  5. Did you hear Snoop Dogg got Rheumatoid Arthritis? His joints were inflamed
  6. Met a lovely woman at my arthritis support group last night. We clicked together.
  7. What do you call a potter who has arthritis? Clay Aiken
  8. To all of you wondering if there is a cure for arthritis.... I think I've cracked it.
  9. A man with arthritis goes to his drug dealer. He says "Man, I need a few new joints."
  10. Did you hear about the drug dealer with arthritis? He had bad joints.
  11. Apparently Sly Stallone is in talks to make Rocky 8. In this one he'll fight Arthritis.
  12. What did the tumblr user do when she got arthritis? Massage a knee.
  13. What do you call clay with arthritis? Clay Aiken
  14. Put some elbow grease into that son! But I have arthritis dad!
  15. Welcome to the website for sufferers of arthritis Click to find out more

Arthritis joke, Welcome to the website for sufferers of arthritis

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about arthritis can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of arthritis puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Rib-Tickling Arthritis Jokes that Bring Friends Together

What funny jokes about arthritis you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean disease jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make arthritis prank.

Father, what causes arthritis?

A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He sat down next to a priest. The drunk's shirt was stained, his face was full of bright red lipstick and he had a half-empty bottle of wine sticking out of his pocket. He opened his newspaper and started reading. A couple minutes later, he asked the priest, ''Father, what causes arthritis?''
''Mister, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, and contempt for your fellow man,'' the priest replied. ''Imagine that,'' the drunk muttered. He returned to reading his paper.
The priest, thinking about what he had said, turned to the man and apologized: ''I'm sorry, I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?'' ''I don't have arthritis, Father,'' the drunk said, ''but I just read in the paper that the Pope does.''

So I've got some buddies...

They just so happen to be a high-ranking officials in Denver,Colorado. They're currently trying to get Republicans and Democrats to both agree to legalize medical m**... to ease arthritis symptoms. I guess you could say I have friends in high places in high places in high places for joint support for joint support for joint support.

A man hard of hearing flies to Indonesia to cure his arthritis...

He returns without luck, determined to give the doctor a piece of his mind, but the doctor corrects him: "I said that the most threatening inflammation was *in your knees again*.

Apparently there is a bipartisan push in the US senate to legalize m**... for arthritis treatment....

So in other words, there's joint support for joint support for joint support.

My s**... life is ruined

Yesterday my doctor diagnosed me with a disease which will ruin my s**... life forever.
Your probably thinking Gonorrhea, Chlamydia or Aids!
It's much worse than that!
I've got arthritis in my hands!

An old man walked into an ice cream parlor...

He slowly climbed onto a stool, wincing with pain, and then proceeded to order a banana split.
"Crushed nuts, sir?" asked the waitress.
The old man took a deep breath and replied, "No, arthritis"

Do you know why doctors are prescribing medical m**... for arthritis?

Because the definition of arthritis is inflammation of the joints

Two guys meet up at a high school reunion

They start talking about people from their past.
"Hey, remember that flat chested girl Sam?"
"Oh yea, how she doing?"
"I just saw her like 15 minutes ago and now she's like this" - He holds his hands in front of his chest, fingers curled in.
"Oh, she got breast e**...?"
"No, she's got severe arthritis"

I had a health scare recently...

My doctor said I had arthritis, I has so shocked I couldn't move a muscle... atleast I think that's the reason.

There's a bipartisan group petitioning for medical m**... as an option for arthritis patients.

In other words, there's joint support for joint support for joint support.

If there was a bipartisan push in Congress to legalize medical m**... for arthritis treatment...

there would be joint support for joint support for joint support.

What do you call it when an amphibian has inflamed joints?

Rheumatoad arthritis

What do you call two people with arthritis?

Joint sufferers

A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool.

After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.
The waitress asked kindly, "Crushed nuts?"
"No," he replied, "Arthritis."

A old man walks into a McDonalds

He is bent over and shuffling slowly. He approaches the counter with great difficulty and orders an ice cream sundae.
The cashier asks "Crushed nuts?"
The old man replies, "No arthritis."

My wife and I spend so much money on arthritis medication and w**... that we made a whole new bank account just for those two things!

It's a joint account

A drunk stumbled to a church to ask a priest a question. He drunkenly asked "Father, what causes arthritis?"

The priest, annoyed by the drunk, angrily replies:
"Arthritis? That's caused by drinking! Drinking too much!" The priest declared.
"Oh really father?" The drunk slurred.
However, the father wanted to really teach this man a lesson, and he said:
"Having un-wed s**... also causes arthritis! And smoking! And gambling! All of it!" The priest shouted.
"Oh really father?" The drunk mumbled. "Because I read in the news that people in the clergy suffer from arthritis."

A little old man goes to the ice cream parlor.

A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool.. After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.
The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?'
'No,' he replied, 'Arthritis.'

So, we've all seen Biden's pardon for m**... users, but we need Bipartisan legislation....

We need Bipartisan legislation for the use of medical m**... for arthritis patients.
Joint support for joint support for joint support.

Arthritis joke, So, we've all seen Biden's pardon for m**... users, but we need Bipartisan legislation....

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