Artery Jokes

Following is our collection of cardiology humor and blood one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Artery puns for adults, dirty knife jokes or clean heart gags for kids.

There is an abundance of anion jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 10 funniest jokes on artery. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any appendectomy witze you can hear about artery.

The Best jokes about Artery

All girls are squirters..

Just have to know which artery to severe.

The doctors rushed quickly to remove the bullet which was lodged in his artery...

But it turns out it was all in vain

What did the doctor say about the organ donor which died from a clotted artery?

"at least his death wasn't in vein"

What did the angry artery say to the annoying vein?

Why Aorta!

What do you call a blood vessel with a carrot jammed into it?

A carroted artery.


I own a store that sells crafts painted with blood

It's called the Artery

If you draw a blood vessel,

are you practicing artery?

Doctor: I'm afraid you have a blockage in your coronary artery

Patient: Is that to do with the heart
Doctor: Yes
Patient: Ah, aorta know that

I've come up with a sure-fire way of making any woman a squirter.

Cut an artery

What did the Jewish Vampire say when he missed the artery?

Ok Vein!

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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