Following is our collection of Artery jokes which are very funny. There are some artery blood jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these artery heart puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Just have to know which artery to severe.
But it turns out it was all in vain
"at least his death wasn't in vein"
Why Aorta!
It's called the Artery
are you practicing artery?
A carroted artery.
Patient: Is that to do with the heart
Doctor: Yes
Patient: Ah, aorta know that
Cut an artery
Ok Vein!
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the artery anion jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working artery appendectomy piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.