Artery Jokes
10 artery jokes and hilarious artery puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about artery that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Discover funny jokes about carotid arteries, ribcages and more in this hilariously funny article. Laugh out loud at the most common cardiology jokes and puns that are sure to leave you in stitches and make any hospital stay a little more bearable.
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Comical Puns & Laughs: Enjoy Fun, Witty Artery Jokes with Friends.
What is a good artery joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
The doctors rushed quickly to remove the bullet which was lodged in his artery...
But it turns out it was all in vain
I was rushed to hospital after being stabbed in the neck with a root vegetable...
Surgeons had to act fast to fix my carrot-ed artery.
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What did the doctor say about the o**... donor which died from a clotted artery?
"at least his death wasn't in vein"
I have my own tunnel of love!
Other people call it a severely clogged artery, but I don't care.
What did the angry artery say to the annoying vein?
Why Aorta!
If you draw a blood vessel,
are you practicing artery?
What do you call a blood vessel with a carrot jammed into it?
A carroted artery.
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I own a store that sells crafts painted with blood
It's called the Artery
Doctor: I'm afraid you have a blockage in your coronary artery
Patient: Is that to do with the heart
Doctor: Yes
Patient: Ah, aorta know that
What did the Jewish Vampire say when he missed the artery?
Ok Vein!
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