The Best 10 Artery Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Artery jokes. There are some artery blood jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these artery heart puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Artery Jokes and Puns
All girls are squirters..
Just have to know which artery to severe.
The doctors rushed quickly to remove the bullet which was lodged in his artery...
But it turns out it was all in vain
What did the doctor say about the organ donor which died from a clotted artery?
"at least his death wasn't in vein"
What did the angry artery say to the annoying vein?
Why Aorta!
I own a store that sells crafts painted with blood
It's called the Artery
If you draw a blood vessel,
are you practicing artery?
What do you call a blood vessel with a carrot jammed into it?
A carroted artery.
Doctor: I'm afraid you have a blockage in your coronary artery
Patient: Is that to do with the heart
Doctor: Yes
Patient: Ah, aorta know that
I've come up with a sure-fire way of making any woman a squirter.
Cut an artery
What did the Jewish Vampire say when he missed the artery?
Ok Vein!
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the artery anion jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working artery appendectomy piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.