Witty Arteries Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends
There are over 60,000 miles of arteries, veins and capillaries in the human body. If you took all of yours and laid them end-to-end,
You'd die.
If you took all the arteries, veins, and capillaries in your body and tied them together end to end
...you would die.
My wife asked if I would donate my kidney to her if she ever needed it. I said I would but there's strings attached.
..and veins and arteries.
Arteries have a special place in my heart
Did you know If you laid out all your veins and arteries next to your body side by side
You'd be dead
A guy died from arteries clogging.
The doctors' efforts were in vein.
Fun fact: if you took all the arteries and veins in a person's body and laid them end to end...
Then that person would die.
My doctor was trying to get blood from my arteries
But his attempts to draw blood were in vein
Did you know? If you laid out all of your veins and arteries...
...you would die.
Why are there no arteries or veins going to intestinal stem cells?
Because the bloods hate the crypts.
