The Best 9 Arteries Jokes

Following is our collection of Arteries jokes which are very funny. There are some arteries cholesterol jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these arteries hemophiliac puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Arteries Jokes and Puns

If you took all the arteries, veins, and capillaries in your body and tied them together end to end

...you would die.

My wife asked if I would donate my kidney to her if she ever needed it. I said I would but there's strings attached.

..and veins and arteries.

Arteries have a special place in my heart

Did you know If you laid out all your veins and arteries next to your body side by side

You'd be dead

A guy died from arteries clogging.

The doctors' efforts were in vein.


Fun fact: if you took all the arteries and veins in a person's body and laid them end to end...

Then that person would die.

My doctor was trying to get blood from my arteries

But his attempts to draw blood were in vein

Did you know? If you laid out all of your veins and arteries...

...you would die.

Why are there no arteries or veins going to intestinal stem cells?

Because the bloods hate the crypts.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the arteries coronary jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working arteries marrow piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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