Arteries Jokes

Following is our collection of blood humor and cholesterol one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Arteries puns for adults, dirty cutbacks jokes or clean hemophiliac gags for kids.

There is an abundance of coronary jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 7 funniest jokes on arteries. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any marrow witze you can hear about arteries.

The Best jokes about Arteries

My wife asked if I would donate my kidney to her if she ever needed it. I said I would but there's strings attached.

..and veins and arteries.

Arteries have a special place in my heart

Did you know If you laid out all your veins and arteries next to your body side by side

You'd be dead

A guy died from arteries clogging.

The doctors' efforts were in vein.

My doctor was trying to get blood from my arteries

But his attempts to draw blood were in vein


Fun fact: if you took all the arteries and veins in a person's body and laid them end to end...

Then that person would die.

Did you know? If you laid out all of your veins and arteries...

...you would die.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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