Arterial Jokes

Funniest Arterial Short Jokes

Short arterial jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The arterial humour may include short jokes also.

1. The doctors rushed quickly to remove the bullet which was lodged in his artery... But it turns out it was all in vain
2. There are over 60,000 miles of arteries, veins and capillaries in the human body. If you took all of yours and laid them end-to-end, You'd die.
3. I was rushed to hospital after being stabbed in the neck with a root vegetable... Surgeons had to act fast to fix my carrot-ed artery.
4. If you took all the arteries, veins, and capillaries in your body and tied them together end to end ...you would die.
5. My wife asked if I would donate my kidney to her if she ever needed it. I said I would but there's strings attached. ..and veins and arteries.
6. Did you know If you laid out all your veins and arteries next to your body side by side You'd be dead
7. I have my own tunnel of love! Other people call it a severely clogged artery, but I don't care.
8. Fun fact: if you took all the arteries and veins in a person's body and laid them end to end... Then that person would die.
9. My doctor was trying to get blood from my arteries But his attempts to draw blood were in vein
10. Doctor: I'm afraid you have a blockage in your coronary artery Patient: Is that to do with the heart
    Doctor: Yes
    Patient: Ah, aorta know that

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Arterial One Liners

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1. All girls are squirters.. Just have to know which artery to severe.
2. Arteries have a special place in my heart
3. A guy died from arteries clogging. The doctors' efforts were in vein.
4. What did the angry artery say to the annoying vein? Why Aorta!
5. If you draw a blood vessel, are you practicing artery?
6. What do you call a blood vessel with a carrot jammed into it? A carroted artery.
7. I own a store that sells crafts painted with blood It's called the Artery
8. Did you know? If you laid out all of your veins and arteries... ...you would die.
9. I've come up with a sure-fire way of making any woman a squirter. Cut an artery
10. What did the Jewish Vampire say when he missed the artery? Ok Vein!
11. Every girl is a squirter.. If you cut the right artery..
12. Roald Dahl's Artery Mishap Good ol' Roald Dahl trolls all
13. A brit went to the doctor for issues in his arteries They gave him an anglogram

Arterial Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about arterial you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make arterial pranks.