Art Teacher Jokes
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Funniest Art Teacher Short Jokes
Short art teacher jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The art teacher humour may include short music teacher jokes also.
- 20,000 Dots Your assignment was to produce a piece containing exactly 20,000 dots, my Art teacher said, but I only see one. They're on top of each other. I explained.
- Art Teacher Did you hear about the boy who had a fight with his art teacher?
He drew blood. - In an art class The teacher ask the students to draw an animal
So one of them drew a dot
The teacher ask him what is this
He said " an elephant standing far away " - I had an art teacher in school who didn't believe in deodorant boy was he an aroma to be around
- I'm probably the best artist in my class... ...yet my British art teacher keeps calling me autistic.
- Our Visual Arts teacher told us to be more like rivers and less like canals today. If he meant wide, meandering and full of dead fish, I think I'm already there...
- I'm the teacher of a culinary arts class. Occasionally I'll tell my students to "Stir it every now and then, just to mix it up a little."
- My art teacher told me to draw a Tardis I think im going to fail since I just drew police box.
- What do you call a teacher that doesn't f**... in public? A private tutor (tooter)
Heard it from a guy on the street selling newspapers in front of the art institute in chicago.
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Art Teacher One Liners
Which art teacher one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with art teacher? I can suggest the ones about english teacher and math teacher.
- I asked my art teacher how to draw people. He suggested I work on my personality
- My art teacher has been rather homophobic lately... She wants everything to be straight
- That's the last time my art teacher ever asked me to draw blood.
- My Language arts teacher was talking about pedophillia
- My son's teacher says he is artistic a lot. And he doesn't even teach him art!
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What funny jokes about art teacher you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean school teacher jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make art teacher pranks.
A kid in school hands in a blank piece of paper for his art homework.
The teacher says, "What's this?"
The kid says, "A picture of a cow eating grass."
The teacher asks, "Where's the grass?"
The kid says, "The cow ate it all."
"Ok, then where's the cow?"
"It left because there was no more grass."
A professor, a CEO, and a janitor are in a forest when they discover a magic fairy.
The fairy says "I will give you what you most desire if you do someone else's job for a day."
The professor says "I'll be an elementary school teacher. What can be so hard about teaching a bunch of 6-year-olds how to read?" so he is teleported into a classroom. After a few minutes, all the kids' screaming gets to his nerves, so he throws all his supplies and gives up.
The C.E.O says "I'll be a waiter. All you do is carry food back and forth. This'll be a breeze" so he is teleported to a restaurant. After about an hour, all the annoying customers drive him insane, so he smashes his plates on the ground and gives up.
The janitor says "I'll be an artist" so he is transported to an art facility. He glues all the classroom supplies and shattered plates to a canvas, then sells it for a billion dollars. The fairy asks the janitor how he was so clever.
The janitor says "I got a masters degree in art."
In Art Class...
Teacher: Why did you submit a blank sheet?
Student: That's a cow in the field.
Teacher: Field? Where's the grass?
Student: The cow ate it.
Teacher: Then, where's the cow?
Student: There's no grass left, you expect it to stay there..?
A girl in art class
A little girl was in art class. The teacher walked up to her and asked: What are you drawing? The little girl replied I'm drawing a picture of God. But nobody knows what God looks like! The teacher said. They will in a minute. the girl replied
I took this art class and the teacher said, draw anything.
So, of course, your boy likes wordplay, so I decided to draw water.
I call the teacher over to look at my artwork that I finished and she said, You didn't draw anything.
I said Yes I did.
She said, No you didn't.
I said Um... last time I checked, water was clear, so I guess you didn't see it.
The teacher must've had some anger management issues because she grabbed my canvas, threw it on the ground, and started jumping on it. After the third jump, she tripped and fell right on her a**....
I said, Oof, be careful... Water is slippery.
English and Art teacher talk...
English and Art teacher talk.
English teacher: "What do you teach?"
Art teacher:"Advanced Art."
English teacher:"Hence fancy scarf."
Art teacher:"Yes, what do you teach."
English teacher:"Advanced English"
Art teacher:"Hence hence?"
Pupil shows art for teacher
A pupil came and showed something that he draw. He said that he drawed a cow eating grass. The teacher said: But there's nothing there! Then the pupil said: It's because the cow ate all the grass and went away to look for some more grass.
*Excuse my grammar, not perfect at english*
I've been training as a sculptor for months but I'm not very good at it. Just the other day I made an Elk from limestone which I thought was good, but my art teacher Mr Watson couldn't work out what it was.
I said to him surely he could see it was sedimentary, my deer, Watson.
For our art homework we had to do a painting and my teacher asked me where mine was.
I said, "My dog ate it."
"But you don't have a dog..." said the girl next to me.
"You're right," I replied, "not any more."
What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?
A nun with a javelin in her t**....
(The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)
Tim and Jack were argueing in class
Time and Jack were arguing in class when suddenly the teacher comes in and scolds them
"Now boys, I will show each of you humility, the both of you must compliment the other in front of the class" said the teacher
Tim goes first by saying, "I'm sorry Jack, I will never be as good at art as you"
Jack knows this is sarcasm as his art is terrible, so he replies, "I'm sorry Tim, you will always know more things than I do"
This catches the teacher's curiosity so she asks "Can you name one of those things?"
To which Jack replies "I will never know what it's like to be so s**..."
A joke my art teacher told me
This is a long one, and a groaner, but it's worth it.
There once was this town that was known for it's flowers. There were three florists who would make the best flower arrangements people had ever seen, and the town received many awards for them. The three florists enjoyed the competition, and didn't resent each other.
One day, a friar moved into the town and started his own flower shop. He made cheap bouquets and undercut the other florists. They soon started losing customers and money. The three original florists got together and decided to hire an assassin to kill the friar. They found one name Hugh, and he agreed to kill the friar.
Hugh killed him, and the three florists got there customers back, and were happy. Which just goes to show,
Only Hugh can prevent Florist Friars.
A professor, a CEO, and a janitor are in a forest when they discover a magic fairy.
The fairy says I will give you what you most desire if you do someone else's job for a day.
The professor says I'll be an elementary school teacher. What can be so hard about teaching a bunch of 6-year-olds how to read? so he is teleported into a classroom. After a few minutes, all the kids' screaming gets to his nerves, so he throws all his supplies and gives up.
The C.E.O says I'll be a waiter. All you do is carry food back and forth. This'll be a breeze so he is teleported to a restaurant. After about an hour, all the annoying customers drive him insane, so he smashes his plates on the ground and gives up.
The janitor says I'll be an artist so he is transported to an art facility. He glues all the classroom supplies and shattered plates to a canvas, then sells it for a billion dollars. The fairy asks the janitor how he was so clever.
The janitor says I got a masters degree in art.
A professor, a CEO, and a janitor are in a forest when they discover a magic fairy.
The fairy says "I will give you what you most desire if you do someone else's job for a day."
The professor says "I'll be an elementary school teacher. What can be so hard about teaching a bunch of 6-year-olds how to read?" so he is teleported into a classroom. After a few minutes, all the kids' screaming gets to his nerves, so he throws all his supplies and gives up.
The C.E.O says "I'll be a waiter. All you do is carry food back and forth. This'll be a breeze" so he is teleported to a restaurant. After about an hour, all the annoying customers drive him insane, so he smashes his plates on the ground and gives up.
The janitor says "I'll be an artist" so he is transported to an art facility. He glues all the classroom supplies and shattered plates to a canvas, then sells it for a billion dollars. The fairy asks the janitor how he was so clever.
The janitor says "I got a masters degree in art."