Art School Jokes

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Funniest Art School Short Jokes

Short art school jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The art school humour may include short arts students jokes also.

  1. Bad news: a message in German sent 110 years ago by homing pigeon was just found. Worse news: it was an acceptance letter to art school.
  2. Emergency measures On behalf of the international community, as a humanitarian measure, we demand that President Putin be admitted to art school on an emergency basis.
  3. What do you get if you cross a non-violent Indian with an anti-Semitic art school reject and a wizard? Gandolf
  4. Why did the hospital send all the nurses to art school So they could learn how to draw blood
  5. Why did Iron Man go to a magnet school? I don't know, he must be exceptionality talented in arts or something...
  6. I had an art teacher in school who didn't believe in deodorant boy was he an aroma to be around
  7. My pop wants me to be a sheep farmer, just like him. But I need a break from the farm, I want to go to art school. It would be a bas relief.
  8. My daughter made a giant pair of shears from outdated computer parts in art class at school She called it Cutting hedge technology
  9. Pumped up kicks Everyone was having a great time at the school art fair until a kid decided to draw a gun.
  10. What do you call a school that teaches you how to draw hairy butts? Colon-hairy Arts School!

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Art School One Liners

Which art school one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with art school? I can suggest the ones about art teacher and art museum.

  1. What was the seal's favorite subject in school? ART ART ART!
  2. I was rejected from my dream art school because I used the wrong pencil. It wasn't 2B.
  3. How do you get an art school graduate off your porch? Pay for the pizza.
  4. Is going to art school worth it? Nein.
  5. Give a man a burger in school. He will ask some red paint from the art major
  6. What did the seal go to school for? Art art art!
  7. Which school subject does a dog like? ART ART ART ART!
  8. Why Do Kids In High school Take Art? You don't have to pay for the glue to sniff...
  9. What grades did h**... get in art school? Not C's
  10. I feel like (for me) to be great one day is to finish what h**... didn't... Art school
  11. How many times did h**... apply to art school? NEIN.

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What funny jokes about art school you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean art gallery jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make art school pranks.

Having invented a time machine I'm going to do the art world a favor

I'm going to make sure Adolf h**... never gets into art school. I'm tired of seeing his paintings everywhere.

A kid in school hands in a blank piece of paper for his art homework.

The teacher says, "What's this?"
The kid says, "A picture of a cow eating grass."
The teacher asks, "Where's the grass?"
The kid says, "The cow ate it all."
"Ok, then where's the cow?"
"It left because there was no more grass."

Dramatic Arts

Little Charlie has had his dreams set on becoming an actor, and, finally, he lands a part in the school play. He runs home after school to tell his dad. "That's fantastic!" his father replies. "Who do you play?" he asks. "Dad, I play a guy who's been married for twenty years!" His dad plants a hand on Charlie's shoulder, smiling sweetly, and says, "Maybe next time you'll get a speaking part."

A time traveler meets Adolf h**... in a bar

Instead of trying to kill him and mess up the timeline he instead sits down to have a drink with h**....
The time traveler looked at h**... and asked So how are you doing?
Pretty terrible, I just got kicked out of art school.
Well that s**..., you'll probably land on your feet though.
Yea you're right, but you want to know what I hate?
Let me guess, Jews?
Well, now that you mention it…

A professor, a CEO, and a janitor are in a forest when they discover a magic fairy.

The fairy says "I will give you what you most desire if you do someone else's job for a day."
The professor says "I'll be an elementary school teacher. What can be so hard about teaching a bunch of 6-year-olds how to read?" so he is teleported into a classroom. After a few minutes, all the kids' screaming gets to his nerves, so he throws all his supplies and gives up.
The C.E.O says "I'll be a waiter. All you do is carry food back and forth. This'll be a breeze" so he is teleported to a restaurant. After about an hour, all the annoying customers drive him insane, so he smashes his plates on the ground and gives up.
The janitor says "I'll be an artist" so he is transported to an art facility. He glues all the classroom supplies and shattered plates to a canvas, then sells it for a billion dollars. The fairy asks the janitor how he was so clever.
The janitor says "I got a masters degree in art."

So I was applying for Art school...

I made sure to remind them what happened when h**... wasn't accepted to art school.

It's irritating when students get ahead of themselves...

These days many college students assume that they're doing the job already. That's not how it works, you need to get the certification, or get the job.
Engineering students shouldn't call themselves engineers
Medical students shouldn't call themselves doctors
Law students shouldn't call themselves lawyers
Business school students shouldn't call themselves minions
And Art students certainly shouldn't call themselves baristas or waiters...

I applied for art school

I had no port folio, had never drawn in my life and absolutely no talent.
I was furious when they rejected me because I was the perfect candidate.
Surely if anyone needs lessons it's me!

I wished h**... finished what he didn't finish.

He needed to finish art school. He was a really good artist.

Before art school, Adolf h**... tried programming,

but he always got stuck on race conditions.

A friend of mine, a performing arts student, was recently killed in an accident in Toronto…

He was putting himself through school by working as a birthday clown and he had to take the subway to get around. He was going to his next gig and his floppy shoes caught on his baggy trousers and, since he was a little too close to the edge, he fell in front of the train. We have tried to get the transit commission to adjust the signage but they won't do anything. They said he was just another victim of circus-pants.

I don't get why engineering students call themselves engineers when they aren't yet

I mean people in med schooling don't call themselves doctors,
law students don't call themselves lawyers,
and art students don't call themselves broke

What does a graduate student with a science degree ask?
"Why does it work?"
What does a graduate student with an engineering degree ask?
"How does it work?"
What does a graduate student with an accounting degree ask?
"How much will it cost?"
What does a graduate student with a liberal arts degree ask?
"Do you want fries with that?"

I've started a martial arts school for small-breasted women.

It's called Itty Bitty t**... Kumite

An art student and a time traveller walk into a bar.

The art student takes a seat, looking pretty down.
The time traveller asks "Whats wrong?"
"I just got kicked out of art school" He repiles "Say, hows the art scene in the future?"
The time traveller shrugs and says "Eh. Its pretty terrible all things considered."
The art student quickly responds "Well. Hows the political scene?"
"Oh, its great."
The art student stands up, dusting himself off. "Well. I've minored in politics. I'm gonna go get myself somewhere d**...! OR MY NAME ISNT ADOLF h**...!" He yells as he leaves.

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