The Best 24 Art School Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Art School jokes. There are some art school boarding school jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these art school arts puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Art School Jokes and Puns

Bad news: a message in German sent 110 years ago by homing pigeon was just found.

Worse news: it was an acceptance letter to art school.

A kid in school hands in a blank piece of paper for his art homework.

The teacher says, "What's this?"

The kid says, "A picture of a cow eating grass."

The teacher asks, "Where's the grass?"

The kid says, "The cow ate it all."

"Ok, then where's the cow?"

"It left because there was no more grass."

What grades did Hitler get in art school?

Not C's

Dramatic Arts

Little Charlie has had his dreams set on becoming an actor, and, finally, he lands a part in the school play. He runs home after school to tell his dad. "That's fantastic!" his father replies. "Who do you play?" he asks. "Dad, I play a guy who's been married for twenty years!" His dad plants a hand on Charlie's shoulder, smiling sweetly, and says, "Maybe next time you'll get a speaking part."

What was the seal's favorite subject in school?

ART ART ART!


I was rejected from my dream art school because I used the wrong pencil.

It wasn't 2B.

How do you get an art school graduate off your porch?

Pay for the pizza.

A professor, a CEO, and a janitor are in a forest when they discover a magic fairy.

The fairy says "I will give you what you most desire if you do someone else's job for a day."

The professor says "I'll be an elementary school teacher. What can be so hard about teaching a bunch of 6-year-olds how to read?" so he is teleported into a classroom. After a few minutes, all the kids' screaming gets to his nerves, so he throws all his supplies and gives up.

The C.E.O says "I'll be a waiter. All you do is carry food back and forth. This'll be a breeze" so he is teleported to a restaurant. After about an hour, all the annoying customers drive him insane, so he smashes his plates on the ground and gives up.

The janitor says "I'll be an artist" so he is transported to an art facility. He glues all the classroom supplies and shattered plates to a canvas, then sells it for a billion dollars. The fairy asks the janitor how he was so clever.

The janitor says "I got a masters degree in art."

So I was applying for Art school...

I made sure to remind them what happened when Hitler wasn't accepted to art school.

I wished Hitler finished what he didn't finish.

He needed to finish art school. He was a really good artist.

Why did the hospital send all the nurses to art school

So they could learn how to draw blood

You can explore art school junior high reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean art school school dad jokes. There are also art school puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


I applied for art school

I had no port folio, had never drawn in my life and absolutely no talent.

I was furious when they rejected me because I was the perfect candidate.

Surely if anyone needs lessons it's me!

Before art school, Adolf Hitler tried programming,

but he always got stuck on race conditions.

I feel like (for me) to be great one day is to finish what Hitler didn't...

Art school

I don't get why engineering students call themselves engineers when they aren't yet

I mean people in med schooling don't call themselves doctors,

law students don't call themselves lawyers,

and art students don't call themselves broke

Is going to art school worth it?

Nein.

Give a man a burger in school.

He will ask some red paint from the art major

Why did Iron Man go to a magnet school?

I don't know, he must be exceptionality talented in arts or something...

What did the seal go to school for?

Art art art!


I had an art teacher in school who didn't believe in deodorant

boy was he an aroma to be around

I've started a martial arts school for small-breasted women.

It's called Itty Bitty Titty Kumite

My pop wants me to be a sheep farmer, just like him. But I need a break from the farm, I want to go to art school.

It would be a bas relief.

My daughter made a giant pair of shears from outdated computer parts in art class at school

She called it Cutting hedge technology

Pumped up kicks

Everyone was having a great time at the school art fair until a kid decided to draw a gun.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the art school classroom jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working art school schools piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

Joko Jokes