Art Major Jokes
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Short art major jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The art major humour may include short math major jokes also.
- What's the difference between a guy with an Arts Major, and a guy with a philosophy Major? One will ask WHY you want fries with that!
- I vandalized an art major's car today. Removing pizza delivery signs is surprisingly easy.
- What has four wheels and can't support a family? A liberal arts major.
I lied about the wheels. - What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC? One has a job.
- An engineer major asks... "How can we build this?"
A business major asks, "How can we finance this?"
A liberal arts major asks, "Do you want fries with that?" - What's the difference between a liberal arts major and a pizza? The pizza can feed a family.
- An engineer and art major were living together. One day, the house burned down, but only the engineer survived The reason: The engineer was at work
- A science major says "What's it made of?" An engineering major says "How is it made?" An arts major says... "Would you like fries with that?"
- What did the Art Major say to the Other Majors? I'll paint your reactions when your Jobs are Automated if you buy me dinner!
- What does an art major do after college? I don't know, I'll ask when I get to the second window.
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Art Major One Liners
Which art major one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with art major? I can suggest the ones about english major and liberal arts major.
- How do you get an art major off your front porch? Pay for the pizza!
- What did the Arts Major say to the Business Major? "Can I take your order?"
- Why are subway cooks called "Sandwich Artists"? Even art majors deserve recognition
- What's the difference between a homeless person and an art major? About $4.32 in change.
- What's a Liberal Arts Major's Favorite Board Game?...... Trivial Pursuit.
- What did the Arts major say to the Science major? Do you want fries with that?
- What do liberal arts majors yell when overwhelmed? Oh,the humanities!
- If you're a liberal arts major, here's a tip $5, and be glad it's 20%.
- Today I change my major from law to liberal arts. Psych.
- I am a Art major Leave me a loan
- Give a man a burger in school. He will ask some red paint from the art major
- What is the proper title to refer to a Liberal Arts Major. Esquire.
- How do you differentiate Philosophy and Arts Majors? You can't. They have no function.
- I ain't sayin she a gold digger but she ain't messin with no art majors
- A chickpea goes to a liberal arts college... What's its major? Falafelphy
Art Major Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about art major you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean arts students jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make art major pranks.
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A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a
gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college.
There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.
"Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?"
"Negative, ma´am. Just serious by nature."
The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said:
"It looks like you have seen a lot of action."
"Yes, ma´am, a lot of action."
The young lady, tired of trying to start up a conversation, said:
"You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself."
The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner.
Finally the young lady said:
"You know, I hope you don´t take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had s**...?"
"1955, ma´am."
"Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking everything so seriously! I mean, no s**... since 1955!"
She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him a few times.
Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said:
"Wow, you sure didn´t forget much since 1955!"
The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact voice:
"I hope not, it´s only 2130 now."
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Q: Why is it impossible to differentiate an art major?
A: They have no function.
If a physics major asks "how?" and a psych major asks "why?" what does an arts major ask?
"Would you like fries with that?"
Unemployment rate went down to historic lows
I think I might switch my major to art -No one ever
Officially committed to Princeton University class of 2019 majoring in women's studies with a concentration in culinary arts
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Millions of jobless, art majored Bernie Sanders supporters depend on your money!
I went to college to get a better education.
Decided on a Liberal Arts major.
Either you can be happy...
...or you can be an art major.
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I'm an aerospace engineer.
I'm an aerospace engineer. If I had a dollar for every time I heard "it IS rocket science..." it still wouldn't be as much as my salary. Take that liberal arts majors.
I saw the best Halloween costume. The guy had dirty clothes, dried blood- the works.
Zombie? I guessed.
No. Art major.
Yet another art major joke
An artist walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Hey, here's an art joke. How do you get an art major off your front porch? You pay for the pizza!" the bartender jests. "Oh, very funny. I'll have you know that now that I have my fine arts degree I don't have to deliver to people anymore. In fact, people come to me, money in hand, explaining what they want me to create," the artist indignantly replies. "Then let me guess .... you tell them to pull up to the next window," the bartender says.