Art Exhibition Jokes
16 art exhibition jokes and hilarious art exhibition puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about art exhibition that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Art Exhibition Short Jokes
Short art exhibition jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The art exhibition humour may include short art gallery jokes also.
- When the curator of The British Museum was asked how they felt about exotic & foreign art exhibitions, he replied... We could take them or leave them
- What did the art museum do when their LEGO exhibit was inadvertently destroyed? They were distraught, but eventually they picked up the pieces and moved on.
- Art thief. Did you hear about the discerning art thief who burgled the Impressionist exhibit?
He was in it for the Monet. - An artist was producing an exhibit featuring portraits of famous black comedians... He couldn't get a copyright however, due to his collection containing Pryor art.
- At an art exhibition a critic approaches the artist (Critic) Would you like my opinion on this painting? It is worthless.
(Artist) I know. But please share it anyway. - The MOMA announced that they were opening a new section in the museum for art from Madrid. Nobody expected the Spanish exhibition.
- The art museum in town is pretty confident in its new exhibit. They have a 100% Monet-back guarantee
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Art Exhibition One Liners
Which art exhibition one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with art exhibition? I can suggest the ones about art museum and art collector.
- Why did the yogurt go to the art exhibition? Because it was cultured.
- What did they call the exhibition of paintings by Democrats? Liberal arts.
Playful Art Exhibition Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group
What funny jokes about art exhibition you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean painting art jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make art exhibition pranks.
A young artist exhibits his work for the first time...
.. and a well known art critic is in attendance.
The critic says to the young artist, "would you like my opinion on your work?"
"Yes, " says the artist.
"It's worthless," says the critic
The artist replies, "I know, but tell me anyway."
An Englishman, Frenchman and a Soviet go to an art exhibition.
They come to a marble bust of Adam and Eve. The Englishman says "Look at their calm repose, their stiff upper lip. They must have been English."
The Frenchman says "Look at their nakedness, their natural artistic beauty. They must have been French."
The Soviet goes "No no. They have no food, no water, no clothes and no shelter, and they're told they live in a Paradise. They're obviously Russian!"
Joke best told with very bad accents
Vladimir Putin, surrounded by his aides and bodyguards.....
visits a modern art exhibition. "What the h**... is this green circle with yellow spots all over?" he asked. His aide answered, "This painting, president Putin, depicts our heroic peasants fighting for the fulfillment of the plan to produce two hundred million tons of grain."
"Ah-h… And what is this black triangle with red strips?" "This painting shows our heroic industrial workers in a factory." "And what is this dwarf with donkey ears?"
"Mr. president, this is not a painting, this is a mirror."
The art critic
A young painter is exhibiting his work for the first time, and a famous art critic is in attendance.
The critic has a look around and then finds the artist, saying to him: "Do you want my opinion on your art?"
The artist of course says "yes"
The critic replies "it's worthless"
"I know. But tell me anyway."
A man and his wife are in an art museum and come across....
A portrait of a beautiful woman covered only in leaves. Wife goes to move on to the next exhibit and husband is still there staring at the portrait she asks what are you waiting for?
Husband says... Fall
A man is showing off his paintings at an art exhibit when he's approached by his agent..
His agent tells him "I've got good news and bad news."
"Okay," says the man, "what's the good news?"
"This woman has offered to buy all of your paintings! She loves them, and she thinks they'll skyrocket in price after your death."
"Amazing!" says the man, "What could be the bad news?"
"Well," says the agent, "the woman is your doctor."
A critic walked up and down the aisles of a modern art exhibit.
He stopped before one particularly abstract work.
"What in the world is that supposed to be?" He wondered aloud.
"That," said the artist, "is *supposed* to be the Great Wall of China at sunset."
"Then why isn't it?" snapped the critic.
An art museum in Virginia...
An art museum in Virginia recently opened an exhibition of Robert Mapplethorpe's male n**.... The display of that kind of art in a conservative state has lead to a great deal of local controversy, with local church groups picketing the museum, along with counter-demonstrators by art lovers, civil libertarians, and gay rights groups.
The local paper has begun referring to it as the Battle of Manasses.