Arsonist Jokes
29 arsonist jokes and hilarious arsonist puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about arsonist that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Arsonist Short Jokes
Short arsonist jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The arsonist humour may include short pyromaniac jokes also.
- What's a good way to tell if someone is an arsonist? They don't blow out the candles on their birthday cake.
- What does a arsonist and a bartender have in common? For special occasions, their cocktails are on the house.
- I'm watching the horrific pictures of the US Wild Fires in Bel-Air. They believe it was started by an Arsonist.
They are dusting for fresh prints.
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Too soon??????? - What did the Jewish arsonist order from the bar? a mazel tov cocktail
- You should never be a school shooter Because arsonists get way higher KD ratios
- What do you say to a serial arsonist that just got away clean? Conflagrations!
- What makes an arsonist a great dinner guest? They light up the room.
- How does one French arsonist flirt with another one? "Voulez-vous brûler avec moi ce soir?"
- What do you call an Incompetent Female Arsonist? A Farcenist
- An arsonist and a pyromaniac went against each other... ...The stage was lit.
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Arsonist One Liners
Which arsonist one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with arsonist? I can suggest the ones about fireman and firefighter.
- I joined a dating sight for arsonist's… They sent me a lot of matches.
- I've joined an online dating agency for arsonists. They send me new matches every week.
- Dad, are we a family of arsonists? Yes, yes we arson.
- Why did the arsonist go to the gym? To burn some calories.
- An arsonist is hired to burn down a slaughterhouse... The job was well done.
- Why did the arsonist quit starting fires? He got burned out.
- You shouldn't have an arsonist play sports. I hear they're always throwing matches.
- What do you call a Greek arsonist? A πρ
- What do arsonists and electricity have in common? They both light up buildings
- Why are arsonists fun people to be around They light up the room every time they enter
- I grew up thinking my dad was a fireman Then I realised he was just an arsonist
- Why did the arsonist joined tinder? To see if he could get a match.
- Why do beef arsonists like to work out? It burns cow-lories
- I chuckled at this one Suicidal arsonist burned at the stake.
- The room always lit up when our friend Steve walked in He's a convicted arsonist.
Laughter Arsonist Jokes for Everyone for Fun and Frivolity
What funny jokes about arsonist you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean forest fire jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make arsonist pranks.
What do you call a s**... Arsonist?
A Highlighter.
A man walks into a bar
His name is Nathan Abe (initials NA) and he is firefighter, a second later a arsonist girl named Clair Laurence (initials CL)walks into the bar. The two start to hit it off. Eventually they go home together, the next day the mans mom calls. She asks about love life. He says, "its kind of ironic bond".
