Arsonist Jokes

Following is our collection of arson humor and vapist one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Arsonist puns for adults, dirty clair jokes or clean pyro gags for kids.

There is an abundance of fire jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 14 funniest jokes on arsonist. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any ablaze witze you can hear about arsonist.

The Best jokes about Arsonist

An arsonist is hired to burn down a slaughterhouse...

The job was well done.

Why did the arsonist go to the gym?

To burn some calories.

What does a arsonist and a bartender have in common?

For special occasions, their cocktails are on the house.

Why did the arsonist quit starting fires?

He got burned out.

What do you call a Greek arsonist?

A πρ

I grew up thinking my dad was a fireman

Then I realised he was just an arsonist

A man walks into a bar

His name is Nathan Abe (initials NA) and he is firefighter, a second later a arsonist girl named Clair Laurence (initials CL)walks into the bar. The two start to hit it off. Eventually they go home together, the next day the mans mom calls. She asks about love life. He says, "its kind of ironic bond".

I'm watching the horrific pictures of the US Wild Fires in Bel-Air.

They believe it was started by an Arsonist.

They are dusting for fresh prints.
Too soon???????

Why did the arsonist joined tinder?

To see if he could get a match.

I chuckled at this one

Suicidal arsonist burned at the stake.

Why did the guitar teacher get arrested?

Because he was an arsonist.

The room always lit up when our friend Steve walked in

He's a convicted arsonist.

What did the Jewish arsonist order from the bar?

a mazel tov cocktail

What do you say to a serial arsonist that just got away clean?


Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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