The Best 38 Arson Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Arson jokes. There are some arson woolworths jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these arson arsonist puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Arson Jokes and Puns
You know what bothers me about arson?
He's never doing his homework.
Yarr.
Why did the arsonist go to the gym?
To burn some calories.
Threw my new neighbors a house-warming party...
The police called it arson. Whatever...
After our house burnt down, the police said it could be someone we know...
My wife and I had one question. "Could it be arson?"
Who sang at the funeral of those who died in a railroads arson?
Adele.
Some one set fire to the train
An arsonist is hired to burn down a slaughterhouse...
The job was well done.
What's the difference between tennis and arson?
In tennis, it's game set match. In arson, it's set match run.
What does a arsonist and a bartender have in common?
For special occasions, their cocktails are on the house.
Why does Germany pay reparations to Israel?
Arson insurance fraud.
A police officer calls two parents...
"I'm sorry, but your child was caught setting fire to a building yesterday evening."
"No, not arson!"
My lad got arrested for setting a house on fire...
the police told me it was arson.
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After a terrible fire that brought down their home, a man and his wife were grasping for answers
"Do you think it was arson?", she said.
"Which one?", he replied.
Why did the baker get charged with arson?
Because he was skilled with pie roll techniques.
Why did the arsonist quit starting fires?
He got burned out.
What did the parents say when they forgot someone in their burning house?
AR-SON!!!!
What did the lighter say to his wife when their kid burnt a house down?
"Hey, at least now we surely know that he's arson."
Why did the arsonist joined tinder?
To see if he could get a match.
What did the fire couple name their son?
Arson
Dad, are we a family of arsonists?
Yes, yes we arson.
"Dad. Are we pyromaniacs?"
"Yes, we arson."
A Pirate's son to his dad "what is it we say when we burn down an enemy ship?"
It's ARson.
After burning a building, a son asks his father
"Are we pyromaniacs, Dad?". The father replies, "Yes, we arson"
What did the pyromaniacs say when their kid told them he wanted to be a firefighter?
*gasp* YOU'RE NOT ARSON ANYMORE
I have a superpower that lets me leave 5m before a fire starts...
Its called arson
But your honor, I didn't mean to hurt anyone when I was playing with fire.
I was just arson around!
Police officer: "I'm here to inform you that your son burned down the school"
Parents: "arson?"
Police officer: "yes, your son"
Principal: Sorry for calling you in, but your son set the school on fire.
Parents: Arson?
Principal: Yes, your son.
Police: I'm sorry for the both of you.
Police: Your son set the school on fire.
Parents: Arson?
Police: Yes, your son.
They call me the battery
Because I'm charged with 17 accounts of murder, 67 accounts of kidnapping and 326 accounts of aggravated and first degree arson.
That booty's on Fire
I guess you could say its arson
Honey, I accidentally set your son on fire!
Just kidding, it's not your son, it's arson.
Dad, are we breaking the law by starting all these fires?
Yes, we arson.
Yeah the gender reveal started a wildfire...
... but we did it for ar-son!
A man had an affair with a school secretary.
A man had an affair with a school secretary. A few years later, the secretary got the wrong number and called the man...
Sir, I'm sorry to inform you of this, but your child has committed a serious crime on school ground.
Oh no, the man replied. Was it arson?
What do arsonists and electricity have in common?
They both light up buildings
I have a friend named Arson!
His name is actually Carson, but we call him that because he's blind
A woman gives birth to a boy...
Husband: I know what we should name him.
Wife: What?
Husband: 'Setting a house on fire'
Wife: What? Why?
Husband: Because he is arson.
My son asked me if we were all pyromaniacs.
I said, "we arson."
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