Following is our collection of pyromania humor and woolworths one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Arson puns for adults, dirty slander jokes or clean arsonist gags for kids.
There is an abundance of fire jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 36 funniest jokes on arson. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any crimes witze you can hear about arson.
"Yes, we arson."
Parents: "arson?"
Police officer: "yes, your son"
Just kidding, it's not your son, it's arson.
*gasp* YOU'RE NOT ARSON ANYMORE
Yes, yes we arson.
... but we did it for ar-son!
Parents: Arson?
Principal: Yes, your son.
Arson
The job was well done.
To burn some calories.
"Hey, at least now we surely know that he's arson."
The police called it arson. Whatever...
For special occasions, their cocktails are on the house.
Yes, we arson.
He got burned out.
A man had an affair with a school secretary. A few years later, the secretary got the wrong number and called the man...
Sir, I'm sorry to inform you of this, but your child has committed a serious crime on school ground.
Oh no, the man replied. Was it arson?
"Are we pyromaniacs, Dad?". The father replies, "Yes, we arson"
"Do you think it was arson?", she said.
"Which one?", he replied.
My wife and I had one question. "Could it be arson?"
I was just arson around!
He's never doing his homework.
Yarr.
It's ARson.
AR-SON!!!!
I guess you could say its arson
Police: Your son set the school on fire.
Parents: Arson?
Police: Yes, your son.
Because I'm charged with 17 accounts of murder, 67 accounts of kidnapping and 326 accounts of aggravated and first degree arson.
Because he was skilled with pie roll techniques.
To see if he could get a match.
the police told me it was arson.
"I'm sorry, but your child was caught setting fire to a building yesterday evening."
"No, not arson!"
Arson insurance fraud.
In tennis, it's game set match. In arson, it's set match run.
Its called arson
But don't worry. Arson is doing fine.
I though Arson was a guy.
The news would say , "Arson is suspected".
And I was like, "Another one ! They gotta catch this guy."
My wife had one question for me: Could it be arson?
Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.