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He's never doing his homework.
Yarr.
To burn some calories.
The police called it arson. Whatever...
My wife and I had one question. "Could it be arson?"
Adele.
Some one set fire to the train
The job was well done.
In tennis, it's game set match. In arson, it's set match run.
For special occasions, their cocktails are on the house.
Arson insurance fraud.
"I'm sorry, but your child was caught setting fire to a building yesterday evening."
"No, not arson!"
the police told me it was arson.
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"Do you think it was arson?", she said.
"Which one?", he replied.
Because he was skilled with pie roll techniques.
He got burned out.
AR-SON!!!!
"Hey, at least now we surely know that he's arson."
To see if he could get a match.
Arson
Yes, yes we arson.
"Yes, we arson."
It's ARson.
"Are we pyromaniacs, Dad?". The father replies, "Yes, we arson"
*gasp* YOU'RE NOT ARSON ANYMORE
Its called arson
But don't worry. Arson is doing fine.
I though Arson was a guy.
The news would say , "Arson is suspected".
And I was like, "Another one ! They gotta catch this guy."
My wife had one question for me: Could it be arson?
I was just arson around!
Parents: "arson?"
Police officer: "yes, your son"
Parents: Arson?
Principal: Yes, your son.
Police: Your son set the school on fire.
Parents: Arson?
Police: Yes, your son.
Because I'm charged with 17 accounts of murder, 67 accounts of kidnapping and 326 accounts of aggravated and first degree arson.
I guess you could say its arson
Just kidding, it's not your son, it's arson.
Yes, we arson.
... but we did it for ar-son!
A man had an affair with a school secretary. A few years later, the secretary got the wrong number and called the man...
Sir, I'm sorry to inform you of this, but your child has committed a serious crime on school ground.
Oh no, the man replied. Was it arson?
They both light up buildings
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