Arses Jokes

Following is our collection of assed humor and cunt one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Arses puns for adults, dirty drinkin jokes or clean bumhole gags for kids.

There is an abundance of scotsman jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 4 funniest jokes on arses. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any assless witze you can hear about arses.

The Best jokes about Arses

A teacher is asking children how their weekend went...

And young Johnny said, "It was great, Miss! Me and my Dad went to the outback! We stuck big sticks of dynamite up cane toads' arses!"

The teacher replies, "Johnny! The correct term is 'rectum'."

"That's right, Miss! Wrecked 'em! Blew 'em to bits!"

The Tories,

The Tories, with ageing voters and falling membership are worried about being "left behind". Why?

They're already right arses.

If they get left behind as well they can be complete arses.

Do you like getting inebriated with yo' bruv's and watching groups of men in tights prancing around and occasionally slapping each others arses?

No, you say. Then why do you like American football?

Toilet humor

So I visited the bathroom this morning and said hey toilet how was your Christmas? Toilet replied probably better than yours, I wasn't visited by a bunch of arses!

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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