Arsenal Fans Jokes
6 arsenal fans jokes and hilarious arsenal fans puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about arsenal fans that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Share These Arsenal Fans Jokes With Friends
Arsenal Fans Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good arsenal fans joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
What do you call five arsenal fans at the Emirates Stadium?
A holiday trip
Being an Arsenal fans is like dating with no s**...
Winning games but no trophy
Police broke up a fight between an Arsenal and a Bayern Munich fan.
They decided not to press charges because it was 2 of one and half a score of the other.
The new Arsenal bra in their fan store
Lots of support but no cups :/
Some football fans are stranded in the woods
There are 3 of them.
One liverpool fan, one hartlepool fan and an arsenal fan.
They decide that they are going to need some food if they are to survive.
They set a trap and manage to capture a bear.
"We can't eat bear meat!" the arsenal fan shouts, "we're going to die if we don't" the liverpool fan replies, the hartlepool fan agrees with the liverpool fan.
They then decide how they are going to split the bear.
"I'll have the liver since I'm from liverpool" says the liverpool fan,
"I'll have the heart since I'm from hartlepool" says the hartlepool fan, and the arsenal fans shrieks "I'm not hungry".
The Bravest Football Fan
Three football fans, an Arsenal fan, a Chelsea fan, and a Manchester United fan, are caught gambling in a country in which gambling is i**.... They are brought before a judge and sentenced to be whipped 50 times each. Right before the judge releases the men, he tells them they each can have one request. When brought before the torturer, the Arsenal fan requests to have 3 pillows strapped to his back. After 15 hits, the pillows are completely gone, leaving the man with 35 more unprotected hits. The Chelsea fan requests to have 6 pillows strapped to his back. After 30 hits, the pillows are in shreds and he endures 20 more hits. The torturer takes a look at the Manchester United fan and says "You look like a brave man, I have decided to take mercy on you and give you an extra wish". Upon hearing this, the Manchester United fan smile and asks for four times as many hits. The torturer looks at him in awe and says "I was right, you are a brave man, now what is your second wish?". The Mabchester United fan smirks and says "I' like a Chelsea fan strapped to my back."
Share These Arsenal Fans Jokes With Friends