Comical & Quirky Arseholes Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
The pessimist only sees darkness into the tunnel...
The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel
The realist sees a light approaching into the tunnel
The train driver sees 3 arseholes walking over the railway
The police arrive to find two Irishmen with a dead Pakistani.
The Police ask, Do you know how this man died?
The Irishmen reply, No we don't know anything about the man!
The police then ask, Do you know what his name was?
The Irishmen reply again, and they say I told you I don't know anything about the man! We just went drinking with him a lot but never knew anything about him. All I know is that he has two arseholes.
The police asked in shock, Are you sure he had two arseholes?
The Irishmen replied, We're absolutely certain. Every time we went to a bar with him, the barman would always say, 'Look! There's the Pakistani with those two arseholes!'
Wow glad you guys liked this one
Need help with a joke that was on here.
So I saw a joke on here about 2 Irish guys with their friend and the punchline is something like the dead guy being with the two arseholes. They were identifying their friends body I believe.
Singers can be selfish arseholes, especially when warming up...
It's all me me me me me me me
have you seen the clown that hides from arseholes in asda?
no? well then...
People who take drugs are arseholes.
Wait until they are offered or at least *ask* first, like a civilized person.
Why don't single women f**...?
Because they don't get their arseholes until they're married.
A nurse reaches into her pocket...
A nurse reaches into her pocket and pulls out a r**... thermometer.
"Oh no, some arseholes got my pen."
Girl: Do you believe in puppy love?
Boy: I tried it once, but their arseholes are too small.
So... What does the tax man/IRS and a duck have in common?
They can both stick their bills up their arseholes.
Vending machines are like arseholes
I got my arm stuck in one once.
