Arseholes Jokes

Following is our collection of bastards humor and wankers one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Arseholes puns for adults, dirty underwhelming jokes or clean dislexic gags for kids.

There is an abundance of assholes jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 9 funniest jokes on arseholes. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any passersby witze you can hear about arseholes.

The Best jokes about Arseholes

The pessimist only sees darkness into the tunnel...

The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel

The realist sees a light approaching into the tunnel

The train driver sees 3 arseholes walking over the railway

Need help with a joke that was on here.

So I saw a joke on here about 2 Irish guys with their friend and the punchline is something like the dead guy being with the two arseholes. They were identifying their friends body I believe.

People who take drugs are arseholes.

Wait until they are offered or at least *ask* first, like a civilized person.

Girl: Do you believe in puppy love?

Boy: I tried it once, but their arseholes are too small.

have you seen the clown that hides from arseholes in asda?

no? well then...


A nurse reaches into her pocket...

A nurse reaches into her pocket and pulls out a rectal thermometer.

"Oh no, some arseholes got my pen."

So... What does the tax man/IRS and a duck have in common?

They can both stick their bills up their arseholes.

Vending machines are like arseholes

I got my arm stuck in one once.

Why don't single women fart?

Because they don't get their arseholes until they're married.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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