The Best 11 Arseholes Jokes

Following is our collection of Arseholes jokes which are very funny. There are some arseholes wankers jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these arseholes dislexic puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Arseholes Jokes and Puns

The pessimist only sees darkness into the tunnel...

The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel

The realist sees a light approaching into the tunnel

The train driver sees 3 arseholes walking over the railway

The police arrive to find two Irishmen with a dead Pakistani.

The Police ask, Do you know how this man died?
The Irishmen reply, No we don't know anything about the man!
The police then ask, Do you know what his name was?
The Irishmen reply again, and they say I told you I don't know anything about the man! We just went drinking with him a lot but never knew anything about him. All I know is that he has two arseholes.
The police asked in shock, Are you sure he had two arseholes?
The Irishmen replied, We're absolutely certain. Every time we went to a bar with him, the barman would always say, 'Look! There's the Pakistani with those two arseholes!'

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Need help with a joke that was on here.

So I saw a joke on here about 2 Irish guys with their friend and the punchline is something like the dead guy being with the two arseholes. They were identifying their friends body I believe.

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Singers can be selfish arseholes, especially when warming up...

It's all me me me me me me me

People who take drugs are arseholes.

Wait until they are offered or at least *ask* first, like a civilized person.


A nurse reaches into her pocket...

A nurse reaches into her pocket and pulls out a rectal thermometer.

"Oh no, some arseholes got my pen."

have you seen the clown that hides from arseholes in asda?

no? well then...

Girl: Do you believe in puppy love?

Boy: I tried it once, but their arseholes are too small.

So... What does the tax man/IRS and a duck have in common?

They can both stick their bills up their arseholes.

Why don't single women fart?

Because they don't get their arseholes until they're married.

Vending machines are like arseholes

I got my arm stuck in one once.

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