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The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel
The realist sees a light approaching into the tunnel
The train driver sees 3 arseholes walking over the railway
The Police ask, Do you know how this man died?
The Irishmen reply, No we don't know anything about the man!
The police then ask, Do you know what his name was?
The Irishmen reply again, and they say I told you I don't know anything about the man! We just went drinking with him a lot but never knew anything about him. All I know is that he has two arseholes.
The police asked in shock, Are you sure he had two arseholes?
The Irishmen replied, We're absolutely certain. Every time we went to a bar with him, the barman would always say, 'Look! There's the Pakistani with those two arseholes!'
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So I saw a joke on here about 2 Irish guys with their friend and the punchline is something like the dead guy being with the two arseholes. They were identifying their friends body I believe.
It's all me me me me me me me
Wait until they are offered or at least *ask* first, like a civilized person.
A nurse reaches into her pocket and pulls out a rectal thermometer.
"Oh no, some arseholes got my pen."
no? well then...
Boy: I tried it once, but their arseholes are too small.
They can both stick their bills up their arseholes.
Because they don't get their arseholes until they're married.
I got my arm stuck in one once.
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