Arsed Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Arsed jokes. There are some arsed taut jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these arsed fing puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Rib-Tickling Arsed Jokes that Bring Friends Together

Why did Hercules not want to settle down with a wife and have children?

He'd already been through 9 labours and couldn't be arsed to go through a tenth!

I'd kill for a good work ethic....

...But I just can't be arsed.

Repost of Good Ol' Number 43.

You guys know the one with the priest and the badger... but I can't be arsed typing it all out.

I was going to make a joke about rim jobs

but I just couldn't be arsed with all the tongue in cheek humor.

Joko Jokes