The Best 4 Arsed Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Arsed jokes. There are some arsed twats jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these arsed bollocks puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Arsed Jokes and Puns

Why did Hercules not want to settle down with a wife and have children?

He'd already been through 9 labours and couldn't be arsed to go through a tenth!

I'd kill for a good work ethic....

...But I just can't be arsed.

Repost of Good Ol' Number 43.

You guys know the one with the priest and the badger... but I can't be arsed typing it all out.

I was going to make a joke about rim jobs

but I just couldn't be arsed with all the tongue in cheek humor.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the arsed apathetic jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working arsed taut piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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