Rib-Tickling Arsed Jokes that Bring Friends Together
Why did Hercules not want to settle down with a wife and have children?
He'd already been through 9 labours and couldn't be arsed to go through a tenth!
I'd kill for a good work ethic....
...But I just can't be arsed.
Repost of Good Ol' Number 43.
You guys know the one with the priest and the badger... but I can't be arsed typing it all out.
I was going to make a joke about rim jobs
but I just couldn't be arsed with all the tongue in cheek humor.