The Best 8 Arse Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Arse jokes. There are some arse buttcrack jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these arse assless puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Arse Jokes and Puns

The new Arsenal bra in their fan store

Lots of support but no cups :/

In the 90's Arsenal Soccer Club

Had a player called David Dicks. When he was injured,the Newspaper wrote"Arsenal to play without Dicks". The coach was upset so the Newspaper changed the headline to read"Arsenal to play with Dicks out"... A record number of women attended the match

Arsene Wenger to be named new Brexit Minister.

Since he led Arsenal to another quick European exit.

"Arsenal found in man's basement!"

How he fit a regulation pitch down there, we still don't know.

Being an Arsenal fans is like dating with no sex

Winning games but no trophy


Arsenal lost to Nottingham Forest.

Arsenal are playing Vorskla in the UEFA cup tonight.

They aren't that highly rated and no one really knows much about them, but apparently they're a small club from North London. 😁

"Arsenal" is just a word made up of two words which mean the same thing.

Arse-anal (almost same)

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the arse thighs jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working arse ass piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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