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Short arrr jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The arrr humour may include short jokes also.
- What's a pirate's favorite letter? Most people think it's the Arrr, but it really be the sea.
- A pirate wearing a paper towel on his head walks into a bar. The bartender asks What's with the paper towel? The pirate says Arrr matey, I have a bounty on me head!
- A pirate walks into a bar... The bartender says, "Hey pirate, what's with the paper towel on your head?"
The pirate replies, "Arrr, I got a bounty on me head." - My favorite pirate joke (no arrr) Say it out loud.
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
I'm 80! - A pirate walks into a bar And the bartender says, "hey, you know you have a steering wheel hanging from your zipper?". The pirate replies,"arrr, I know, it's driving me nuts".
- Did you know that Cherry Pie is $15 in Barbados but only $10 in Antigua? Arrr. Those be the Pie rates of the Caribbean today.
- What do you call an American navy ship that's been hijacked by communist pirates? USS-Arrr!
- A Bostonian is walking down the street when... A pirate jumps out in front of him and screams "Arrr!!!" To which the Bostonian screams back "Ahhhhhh!"
- A Pirate walks into a Bar A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's wheel on his belt buckle. The bartender says "what's that on your belt buckle?"
Pirate says "Arrr, it's drivin' me nuts!" - It's National Talk Like A Pirate Day; so what did one sailor say to the other when he yelled 'Land Ahoy!' arrr ye shore
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Arrr One Liners
Which arrr one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with arrr? I can suggest the ones about and .
- What do you call a communist pirate ship? The USS-ARRR
- What do lesbian pirates say? Arrr scissor me timbers
- What kind of music does a pirate like? Arrr'n'B
- What did the pirate say when he saw his kid lighting the ship on fire? Arrr son!
- How do you save a pirate's life? C P Arrr!
- What makes a pirate a pirate? They just arrr
- How do pirates know they are pirates? They think therefore they arrr
- What do pirates do to unwind? They have some arrr and arrr
- What's a pirate's favorite letter? Arrr?
Aye, it be the Sea... - Why do pirates not enjoy watching children's movies? They're not rated arrr
- What is a pirates favorite YouTube genre? ASM ARRR!!
- How can you be sure you are a pirate? You just arrr.
- What's a pirate's favorite drink? Arrr, sea cola.
- What do you call a pirate who's trapped in a closet? Arrr Kelly
- Why can't Black Beard use the N-word? He always says it with a hard "arrr."
Arrr Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about arrr you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make arrr pranks.
What do you get if you cross a pirate and a p**...?
Arrr Kelly!
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his pants...
The bartender asks, "Hey Pirate! What's up with the steering wheel in your pants?"
To which the pirate replies, "Arrr, I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!!"
A pirate walks into a bar...
...with a steering wheel attached to the front of his trousers. A man walks up to him and asks, "What's the deal with that wheel?" The pirate replies, "Arrr, it's drivin' me nuts."
A Pirate Walks Into the Doctors Office
The pirate walks in and tells the doc he's having an issue down below.
He drops his pants and the doc says, "My god there's your problem! You have a steering wheel attached to your t**...!"
The pirate responds, "ARRR IT'S DRIVIN ME NUTS!"
Guy walks into a bar...
and sees a pirate with a steering wheel sticking out of his pants. Intrigued, the man approaches and inquires "whats with the steering wheel?" to which the pirate responds, "Arrr, its drivin' me nuts!"
A Sea Captain looks through his telescope
and sees ships approaching on the horizon. He says to his first mate "Arrrr Matey, fetch me me red shirt".
"But why, Captain?" the Mate says.
"If these be enemies and we must defend our ship I don't want me men to see me bleed".
The mate fetches the shirt as the Captain looks out again, this time seeing a fleet of Pirate Ships gaining on them. He turns to the first mate again:
"Arrr Matey, fetch me me brown pants".
Hard Times
A pirate was standing on the crow's nest and then he slipped and fell. He fell through the first floor, then he fell through the second floor, then he fell through the third floor and hit the bottom floor of the ship!
The first mate comes up to him and asks "Are ye all right matey?"
The pirate replies, "Arrr, yes... I've been through hardship before!"
A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's steering-wheel attached to the front of his pants.
A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's steering-wheel attached to the front of his pants. The bartender says, "You know you got a ship's steering wheel stuck to the front of your pants?" The pirate says, "Arrr, it's drivin' me nuts."
If you like non ARRRRR-punchlined pirate jokes that take place in bars.....
A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's wheel stuck down the front of his pants. It looks very uncomfortable and he is walking very laboriously.
The bartender, noticing the odd situation asks: "Hey, why do you have a steering wheel stuck down the front of your pants?" to which the pirate replies: "ARRRR, I don't know but it's driving me nuts!"
Pirate jokes you say?
A pirate walks into a bar with his ship's steering wheel in his pants and sits down in an empty stool.
"I'll take yer best r**...!" he asks.
The bartender pours him the r**... and places it infront of him. The bartender asks:
"Isn't that wheel uncomfortable sir?"
The pirate responds:
"ARRR it's drivin' me nuts!"
The uncertain pirate replied...
..."Arrr maybe!"
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel
Attached to his c**.... Bartender looks up and say "hey pirate, you know you got a steering wheel attached to your c**...?" Pirate says "arrr its drivin me nuts"
Pirate with steering wheel for belt buckle
"Arrr, it's driving me nuts!"
Pirate walks into a bar...
..the bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants. So the bartender asks, is that a steering wheel in your pants?
The pirate replies, "arrr, it's driving me nuts."
Why do pirates love sunny weather?
Because there's lots of AYE ARRR (IR) radiation!
Arrrrr Matey
These be pirate jokes....
Why can't pirates be EMT's?
They don't know CPRRRRRrrr..
Why did the Pirate take a vacation?
For a little ArRR and ARRRRrrr...
What do they teach at Pirate Elementary?
The three Arrrrrrs...
What TV show do pirates watch?
E.Rrrrrrr.
Why did the pirates need GPS?
So that they could know where they arrrr...
What would Popeye say if he were a pirate?
"I are what I rrrrrrrr..."
there ya be.....
A Pirate walked into a bar
A pirate walked into a bar and sat down for a drink.
The bartender asked, "Gee you look awful, are you feeling okay?"
"I feel fine, why do you ask?," said the pirate.
"Well your leg is half missing, you have a wooden peg leg!"
"Arrr that happened a few years back, cannonball came right through the ship and took out me leg."
The bartender looked down at the pirate's hand, "But your hand, it's a hook! How did that happen?"
"Arrr well I was in a sword fight and he got me left hand, but I feel okay now."
"Okay, but how about your eye? You have an eye patch on it!"
"Arrr well just a few days ago I was looking up and a seagull pooped right in me eye."
The bartender, slightly confused asked, "How did that put out your eye?"
The pirate raised his arm, "It was the first day with the hook..."
A pirate walks into a bar...
A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's wheel hanging from his c**.... Someone asks "what is that on you?"
He responds, "Arrr, I've no idea, but it's drivin' me nuts!"
A Pirate's Life
A pirate goes into a bar and sits down.
The bartender says:
"Wow, you look like you've had a long life. Tell me about it. How did you get your wooden leg?"
" Arrr.... me ship capsized and a shark bit me leg off. Then while loading a canon it blew me hand clean off".
"What about the eye-patch?".
"I happened to look up when a gull flying overhead crapped on me eye".
"Well, that doesn't qualify an eye patch, now does it?"
"Arrrgh, it was the first day I got me hook".
What does a pirate do when he has a cold?
Arrr make tea
A pirate walks into a bar...
A pirate walks into a bar with a large steering wheel on the front of his pants.
The bartender says, "Hey buddy, you know you got a steering wheel on your c**...?"
The pirate responds, "Arrr, it be driving me nuts!"
You can tell people are pirates...
by the way they arrr.
What is a pirate's favorite type of joke?
Traditionally a pun involving an "arrr", but for the purposes of this joke, it's sarrrcasm.
What is it called when a pirate measures the area of a circle?
Pi arrr squared
How can you tell if someone is a pirate?
You can usually tell if someone is a pirate by the way that they arrr
Why couldn't the 11 year old get into the pirate movie?
It was rated Arrr
Arrrgghhh... My Retinas Are on Fire
I just saw The Emoji Movie.
What rating does great pirate movies get?
ARRR
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his c**.... The bartender says "What's with the wheel?"
The pirate replies "Arrr it's drivin me nuts!"
Source: Sam Morgan - Uncharted 4
A pirate walks into a bar...
with a steering wheel sticking out of his c**....
The bartender asks, "what's up with the wheel?"
The pirate says, "Arrr, it's drivin' me nuts!"
this weekend I met a Canadian Pirate
I asked him how his name is spelled and he answered "Arrr, eh. Why?"
What did the pirate say when he went into cardiac arrest?
#ARRR, ME HEART!
Have you ever heard the one about the pirate who walked into a bar with a steering wheel around his c**...?
The bartender said, "Sir, are you aware that you have a steering wheel around your c**...?"
The pirate said, "ARRR, it's driving me nuts."
there's a new pirate movie,
it's rated **Arrr**
What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?
I,I,R,C,C,C,C,C,C,C
Why? Well, let me say it another way...
Aye-aye, Arrr and the seven seas.
A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel attached to his c**...
The bartender asks: "What's that wheel doing there?"
To which the pirate responds: "Arrr, it's drivin' me nuts"
Why are pirates problematic?
They prefer to use the hard arrr.
Two pirates were aboard the Queen Anne's Revenge discussing the upcoming pirate captain's election
One says to the other: "Arrr matey, I'll give ye my clear glass eye if ye give me yer vote for captain tomorrow."
The other considers the proposal for a moment, then squeezes his fake wooden eye out of its socket, throws it overboard, spits on his hand and offers it to the first pirate.
"Arrr, an Aye for an eye it is, then."
What do pirates call a r**...?
Arrr Kelly
A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head.
He asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender asks "Hey, what's with the paper towel on your head?"
The pirate responds "ARRR, I got a Bounty on me head!"
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants
The bartender says Hey pirate, why do you have a steering wheel in your pants? Isn't that annoying? The pirate says Arrr, it drives me nuts.
So, a pirate walks into a bar..
..with a wheel in his c**.....
The bar tender says: "hey, man, what's with the wheel?"
And the pirate saysback: "Arrr! It's driving me nuts!"
A pirate goes to the dermatologist.
A pirate goes to the dermatologist to check the red bumps on his arm.
The dermatologist looks at them, and says "Don't worry, they're benign."
The pirate says, "Arrr! I counted them meself, and there be eleven of 'em!"