Arrows Jokes

Make your archery jokes stand out with this collection of jokes about the Red Arrows! With quips about aims and arrows, sharpen your arrow-filled puns and have a laugh with these arrow gags.

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Lord of the Bow

So I was telling my friend about my prowess with a bow and arrow yesterday. I said "my best round ever didn't start so well, I only scored 1 point with each of my first two arrows. Got better after that, scored 2 with the next, then 3, then 5. On my 12th and final arrow I managed to score 144."

She was quick to point out that this was impossible, so I had to confess it was a fibbin' archery sequence.

Arrows & Targets

A boy gets a bow & arrow for his 10th birthday. He walks outside and starts shooting his arrows. Later his father walks in on him and exclaims, "Wow each of these arrows landed in a target great job! Lets go out for ice cream!" So his father and he go out for the ice cream after it's finished his father asks, "how did you do it?" Then the son says, "It wasn't hard. I just shot arrows and drew circles around them."

probably won't get him laid

A guy walks into a bar and starts pretending to shoot arrows to a few girls. One of those girls smiles and gets closer to talk: "Hey, I saw that you threw me an arrow." she said while winking at him.

"Yes, I guess I did." came his reply.

"Who are you?", she asked. "Cupid throwing love arrows?"

"No, I'm Legolas killing orcs"

Bacon tree

Two soldiers are sat on top of a hill looking for targets. One says to the other

"Hey bob, is that a bacon tree?"

"I don't know Jim, go have a look while I stay here and cover our backs"

Jim goes for a closer look and Bob stays on the hill eating his lunch. After a while Jim returns with about ten arrows in his chest.

"My god what happened? Was it a bacon tree?"

"No Bob, turned out to be a ham bush"

There's a guy in a club...

There's a guy in a club imitating that he is throwing arrows at women.

One of the women, smiling, goes and says: Hi

The man responds: Hi

The woman says, still smiling: What are you, Cupid throwing love arrows at women?

The man answers: No, I am Legolas, killing orcs.

An old joke.

Two hunters were lost in a forest.

One tells the other, I heard that if you fire three times in the air, that can help people to find you.

They try that once, then again an hour later but still no-one turned up.

The second hunter says I am not sure we should try that again.

The first hunter agrees, saying You're probably right, besides, we're almost out of arrows.

What's the difference between Ann Coulter and shooting arrows at lovers?

Shooting arrows at lovers is a Cupid stunt.

Arrows joke, What's the difference between Ann Coulter and shooting arrows at lovers?

I spent Valentine's Day the old fashioned way

Running around in a diaper shooting arrows at people

One more Russian one

2 guys are lost in the middle of siberian forest. One of them says "shoot. Maybe someone will hear us". So the guy shoots once, twice, thrice but no one came to help. His friend said shoot more and the guy replied "I can't. I'm out of arrows"

Student 1: My name is Tom Archer because my ancestors were making bows and arrows.

Student 2: My name is Sam Baker because my forefathers were bakers.

Student 3: My name is John Dickinson, and I hate this game.

Hamlet has to pee [Hamleak]

Quick little blurb I wrote in class:
To pee, or not to pee, that is the question.
Whether 'tis nobler in the bladder to suffer the slings and arrows of painful retention.
Or to take arm against a see of u**... and by opposing relive it.
To go-to pee,
No more; and by a leak we say to end the headache and the thousand visceral shocks that u**... is heir to: 'tis a consummation devoutly to be p**...'d.

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I got my friend a new set of arrows, but he said they looked like they s**...

I told him not to knock it until he nocks it.

Just discovered there is an award you can give that doesn't require buying any coins!

I've been handing out orange and blue arrows ever since.

(from my 8 year old) What do you call a Mexican chicken giving directions?

Arrows con Pollo

What's the difference between arrows and boys?

When an arrow hits someone it penetrates right on spot.

Friends are making visual puns

One draws a box with an x on it
"its obviously xbox"
Another draws a station with play on it
"of course its playstation"
Another one draws two people with arrows pointing to eachother with one having nintendo on his shirt.
"its nintendo switch"
Finally one draws a girl with multicolored hair.
"its pc"

Arrows joke, Friends are making visual puns

What do young ladies have in common with arrows?

They are all aquiver in the presence of a beau.

The other day I bought a Harry Potter themed device that puts the feathers on the backs of my arrows, but it's made out of p**......

It's muh dungus fletcher.

I read the Archer's Handbook recently...

"When it comes to arrows, quality is preferable to quantity. A well-made arrow goes a long way".

Where do you find arrows?

At a Target

Why Are Young Ladies Like Arrows?

Because they are all aquiver in the presence of a beau.

A drunk guy is driving in the wrong way

The police immediately pulls him over and says "YOU m**...! DIDN'T YOU SEE THE ARROWS?"

"Whaaat? I didn't see the indigenous, let alone the arrows!"

What do you call a Native American ran brothel?

h**... and Arrows

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