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84 arrow jokes and hilarious arrow puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about arrow that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Get ready for some pun-filled fun with these hilarious arrow jokes! From classic jokes about bows and arrows to silly puns based on the names of archers like Green Arrow and Red Arrow, this collection is sure to have you and your friends rolling with laughter. Aim for the best laughs with these projectile puns!

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Funniest Arrow Short Jokes

Short arrow jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The arrow humour may include short bullet jokes also.

  1. What has 2 wings and 1 Arrow ? A Chinese telephone
    Wing
    Wing
    Arrow?
    (posted this last year got some good feedback)
  2. A man escaped from a bear only with a bow in hand But his friend who got an arrow in the knee was not as lucky.
  3. What's the difference between ann coulter and shooting arrows at lovers? Shooting arrows at lovers is a Cupid stunt.
  4. I spent Valentine's Day the old fashioned way Running around in a diaper shooting arrows at people
  5. I got my son a bow & arrow set for his birthday, what does he get me for mine? … a T-shirt with a bullseye on the back. I get no respect.
  6. What do you call a man with a knife in his belly, an axe in his back and an arrow in his head? An ambulance.
  7. I don't get how people have problems with diversity in Lord of the Rings Legolas has been an arrow ace the whole time.
  8. Time flies Some people say time flies like an arrow
    I tell them that fruit flies like a banana
  9. The down arrow key on my laptop isn't functional. IT asked me if they should call the on-site repair guy to come in today... I told them it wasn't pressing.
  10. Did you hear the one about shooting an apple off your head with a bow and arrow? Yeah, I don't wanna Tell you.

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Arrow One Liners

Which arrow one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with arrow? I can suggest the ones about pointer and rays.

  1. What has TWO wings, and ONE arrow? A Chinese telephone.
    Wing wing. Arrow?
  2. Time flies like an arrow, and fruit flies like a banana.
  3. I used to be an Uncle like you... ...Until I took an arrow to the niece.
  4. Why are archers good at building planes? Because they're experts in arrow dynamics
  5. How do you improve your archery? With better arrow dynamics.
  6. Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow in the sky She missed
  7. How many flat-earthers does it take to draw an arrow? None. They can't make a point.
  8. What did Achilles say when he got hit by an arrow? Aww heel no!
    Kill me right now.
  9. I love my bow and arrow, but… …there's one drawback.
  10. I don't like blunt arrow heads. They are pointless.
  11. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like the occasional vegetable.
  12. I used to be Muslim, but then I took an arrow to the knee... Now I Muslimp.
  13. What do you call Cupid's arrow when he upgrades to a crossbow? A lover's quarrel
  14. I used to like jokes from 2011 But then I took an arrow to the knee
  15. I used to underestimate Hawkeye Then I took an arrow to the knee.

Bow And Arrow Jokes

Here is a list of funny bow and arrow jokes and even better bow and arrow puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • How does Ellen DeGeneres fire an arrow? With her Les-bow.
  • Why are Mexicans good at bow hunting? Because they hav-an-arrow!
    :D
  • Why did all the Indians leave Oklahoma? Broken Arrow, Broken Bow, and Nowata.
    (These are names of cities in Oklahoma)
  • Kevin Spacey killed a man with bow and arrow. Sadly the allegations are true and I'd like to let everyone know that I enjoy archery and have done for some time.
  • Everybody knows that Chuck Norris can't shoot a bow even though he got 5 bullseyes in a row.
    The only reason he got the bullseye is that his arrows know better than to miss.
  • What do you call a field used to grow bows and arrows? An archerd.
  • If you're having bow problems I feel bad for you son. I dodged 99 arrows but my knee took one.

Arrow Key Jokes

Here is a list of funny arrow key jokes and even better arrow key puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Donald Trump can't 'end task' Why can't Donald Trump bring up the task manager?
    He keeps pressing Ctrl+Alt+Right (arrow key)
  • Chuck Norris can finish a Super Mario game with just one arrow key.
  • Press control, alt, and down arrow key. it's fun.
Arrow joke, Press control, alt, and down arrow key.

Green Arrow Jokes

Here is a list of funny green arrow jokes and even better green arrow puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Who's the Best Traffic Signal Superhero? Green Arrow
  • I don't get why they make Green Arrow so violent. It's like they want to ruin Oliver favorite superheroes
  • What's every driver's favorite super hero? Green Arrow
Arrow joke, What's every driver's favorite super hero?

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about arrow can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of arrow puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Howlingly Hilarious Arrow Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy

What funny jokes about arrow you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean needle jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make arrow prank.

Arrows & Targets

A boy gets a bow & arrow for his 10th birthday. He walks outside and starts shooting his arrows. Later his father walks in on him and exclaims, "Wow each of these arrows landed in a target great job! Lets go out for ice cream!" So his father and he go out for the ice cream after it's finished his father asks, "how did you do it?" Then the son says, "It wasn't hard. I just shot arrows and drew circles around them."

An economist, a chaos theorist, and a statistician are trying to shoot a deer for dinner with a bow and arrow...

The economist assumes no wind, and misses five feet to the left. He hands over the bow to the chaos theorist, who overestimates the effect of the wind, and misses five feet to the right. The statistician pumps his fist in the air and exclaims: "We got him!".

probably won't get him laid

A guy walks into a bar and starts pretending to shoot arrows to a few girls. One of those girls smiles and gets closer to talk: "Hey, I saw that you threw me an arrow." she said while winking at him.
"Yes, I guess I did." came his reply.
"Who are you?", she asked. "Cupid throwing love arrows?"
"No, I'm Legolas killing orcs"

Three boys are bragging about whose dad is the fastest runner...

The first says "My dad is a hunter. He can shoot an arrow, run to where it's gonna land and catch it!"
"That's nothing!" says the second boy "My dad's a police officer. He can shoot a bullet and be at the target before the bullet hits!"
"My dad can run the fastest!" says the third boy. "He's a civil servant. He works till 4 and is always home by 3:30!"

Three statisticians are bow hunting in the woods and see a deer...

The first shoots his arrow and misses to the right by three feet.
The second shoots and misses three feet to the left.
The third throws up his arms and yells, "We got him!"

You're my one and only love.

One day, a gorgeous young woman comes into the stationery and asks the clerk:
-Do you have cards with a red heart, an arrow trough it and "You are my One and only Love." written in big golden letters?
-Sure we do, valentine's right around the corner.
-Good, I'll take a dozen please.

What do you call an outdated joke that, while sharp, has little potential for laughs?

I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee

Physicist, Engineer and Statistician are out bow-hunting.

They see a stag about a hundred feet away. The Physicist takes a shot, but he forgets to allow for wind resistance and the arrow falls five feet short. The Engineer takes his shot, but he adds too much of a fudge factor and the arrow's five feet too far.
The statistician goes "Nice job guys, we got him!"

Today I heard about a specific set of insects that appreciate a good directional indicator.

Apparently, time flies like an arrow.
Also, fruit flies like a banana.

It was pretty foggy outside..

I shot an arrow in the air, and it stuck.

I used to be up to date with memes...

then I took an arrow to the knee

I don't get what you guys are saying about how Mexicans hate Trump...

... Every Mexican I see is calling him a peachy cool arrow.

So Harold said to William,

I used to be a King like you, but then I took an arrow to the eye.

Lord of the Bow

So I was telling my friend about my prowess with a bow and arrow yesterday. I said "my best round ever didn't start so well, I only scored 1 point with each of my first two arrows. Got better after that, scored 2 with the next, then 3, then 5. On my 12th and final arrow I managed to score 144."
She was quick to point out that this was impossible, so I had to confess it was a fibbin' archery sequence.

I shot an arrow at my friend as a joke

He didn't understand why it flew over his head.

An old lady, after a long life of loss and agony, was going to commit s**... by shooting herself in the heart with a crossbow. She researched human anatomy and learned her heart was just under her left breast.....

She was just admitted to the ER with an arrow to the knee.

What keyboard shortcut is the most racist?

Forward (Alt+Right Arrow)

The Elves in Lord of The Rings look down upon anyone who is different from them.

It's pretty messed up, they're so arrow minded.

My friend almost killed me with his crossbow

Say what you want, but it was an arrow escape

A man went on a semi-guided hunting trip in the remote wilderness.

Before setting off on the first day the guide instructed him to shoot three times into the air if he should get lost. Sure enough, the man the man became lost and did as instructed. Nobody came. This continued over the course of the next four days. Finally, on the fifth day a search party located the lost man and just in the nick of time as he only had one arrow left.

Which is better, Arrow or Flash

Being an Apple Fan, i think it's the arrow. I don't support Flash.

What's the difference between arrows and boys?

When an arrow hits someone it penetrates right on spot.

I used to be a chemist like you...

But then I took an arrow to the Ne.

What haw two wings and an arrow?

A Chinese telephone.

(I'm Chinese and I give this joke the Chinese stamp of approval)

What's heartbreaking but heartwarming at the same time?

A flaming arrow to the chest

I used to make great SF games...

but than I took an arrow to the knee.

I once saw a store with a big arrow above the door

The owner removed it. It was pointless.

They say time flies like an arrow...

I guess fruit flies like a banana.

The fastest dad alive

Three kids were on a school playground bragging about their fathers.
The first kid said, My dad is the fastest man alive. He can shoot an arrow at a target and run and catch it before it hits the target!
The second kid said, That's nothing! My dad can shoot a gun and catch the bullet before it hits the ground!
The third kid had them all beat. He said, Thats nothing! My dad is clearly the fastest man alive! He works for the government and gets off work at 5 but he's home by 3!

(Not so) famous last words…

Col. Arrow Gant: Ha, at this range they couldn't hit an ele….
Start Trek Unnamed Ensign: Hey Wesley, look at this cute little…
Me: Honey, what do you think of this vegetable slicer for your Mother's Day gift…

Arrow joke, (Not so) famous last words…

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