Arrow Jokes
83 arrow jokes and hilarious arrow puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about arrow that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Get ready for some pun-filled fun with these hilarious arrow jokes! From classic jokes about bows and arrows to silly puns based on the names of archers like Green Arrow and Red Arrow, this collection is sure to have you and your friends rolling with laughter. Aim for the best laughs with these projectile puns!
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Funniest Arrow Short Jokes
Short arrow jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The arrow humour may include short bullet jokes also.
- A man escaped from a bear only with a bow in hand But his friend who got an arrow in the knee was not as lucky.
- What's the difference between ann coulter and shooting arrows at lovers? Shooting arrows at lovers is a Cupid stunt.
- I got my son a bow & arrow set for his birthday, what does he get me for mine? … a T-shirt with a bullseye on the back. I get no respect.
- I don't get how people have problems with diversity in Lord of the Rings Legolas has been an arrow ace the whole time.
- The down arrow key on my laptop isn't functional. IT asked me if they should call the on-site repair guy to come in today... I told them it wasn't pressing.
- Did you hear the one about shooting an apple off your head with a bow and arrow? Yeah, I don't wanna Tell you.
- I once saw a store with a big arrow above the door The owner removed it. It was pointless.
- Just discovered there is an award you can give that doesn't require buying any coins! I've been handing out orange and blue arrows ever since.
- My friend almost killed me with his crossbow Say what you want, but it was an arrow escape
- What do you call an outdated joke that, while sharp, has little potential for laughs? I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee
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Arrow One Liners
Which arrow one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with arrow? I can suggest the ones about foil and beam.
- What has TWO wings, and ONE arrow? A Chinese telephone.
Wing wing. Arrow? - Time flies like an arrow, and fruit flies like a banana.
- I used to be an Uncle like you... ...Until I took an arrow to the niece.
- Why are archers good at building planes? Because they're experts in arrow dynamics
- How do you improve your archery? With better arrow dynamics.
- Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow in the sky She missed
- I love my bow and arrow, but… …there's one drawback.
- I don't like blunt arrow heads. They are pointless.
- What do you call Cupid's arrow when he upgrades to a crossbow? A lover's quarrel
- I used to like jokes from 2011 But then I took an arrow to the knee
- I used to underestimate Hawkeye Then I took an arrow to the knee.
- Who's the Best Traffic Signal Superhero? Green Arrow
- What do you call a scented crossbow? Arrow-matic
- It was pretty foggy outside.. I shot an arrow in the air, and it stuck.
- I used to make great SF games... but than I took an arrow to the knee.
Bow And Arrow Jokes
Here is a list of funny bow and arrow jokes and even better bow and arrow puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- How does Ellen DeGeneres fire an arrow? With her Les-bow.
- Why are Mexicans good at bow hunting? Because they hav-an-arrow!
:D - Why did all the Indians leave Oklahoma? Broken Arrow, Broken Bow, and Nowata.
(These are names of cities in Oklahoma) - Kevin Spacey killed a man with bow and arrow. Sadly the allegations are true and I'd like to let everyone know that I enjoy archery and have done for some time.
- Everybody knows that Chuck Norris can't shoot a bow even though he got 5 bullseyes in a row.
The only reason he got the bullseye is that his arrows know better than to miss. - What do you call a field used to grow bows and arrows? An archerd.
- If you're having bow problems I feel bad for you son. I dodged 99 arrows but my knee took one.
Arrow Key Jokes
Here is a list of funny arrow key jokes and even better arrow key puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Donald Trump can't 'end task' Why can't Donald Trump bring up the task manager?
He keeps pressing Ctrl+Alt+Right (arrow key) - Chuck Norris can finish a Super Mario game with just one arrow key.
- Press control, alt, and down arrow key. it's fun.
Green Arrow Jokes
Here is a list of funny green arrow jokes and even better green arrow puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I don't get why they make Green Arrow so violent. It's like they want to ruin Oliver favorite superheroes
- What's every driver's favorite super hero? Green Arrow
Howlingly Hilarious Arrow Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy
What funny jokes about arrow you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean mouse jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make arrow pranks.
Arrows & Targets
A boy gets a bow & arrow for his 10th birthday. He walks outside and starts shooting his arrows. Later his father walks in on him and exclaims, "Wow each of these arrows landed in a target great job! Lets go out for ice cream!" So his father and he go out for the ice cream after it's finished his father asks, "how did you do it?" Then the son says, "It wasn't hard. I just shot arrows and drew circles around them."
probably won't get him laid
A guy walks into a bar and starts pretending to shoot arrows to a few girls. One of those girls smiles and gets closer to talk: "Hey, I saw that you threw me an arrow." she said while winking at him.
"Yes, I guess I did." came his reply.
"Who are you?", she asked. "Cupid throwing love arrows?"
"No, I'm Legolas killing orcs"
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What do you call a man with a knife in his belly, an axe in his back and an arrow in his head?
An ambulance.
You're my one and only love.
One day, a gorgeous young woman comes into the stationery and asks the clerk:
-Do you have cards with a red heart, an arrow trough it and "You are my One and only Love." written in big golden letters?
-Sure we do, valentine's right around the corner.
-Good, I'll take a dozen please.
made this one up. 😊
Do you know what they call the guy who invented a quiver?
An arrow space engineer.
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What did Achilles say when he got hit by an arrow?
Aww heel no!
Kill me right now.
Today I heard about a specific set of insects that appreciate a good directional indicator.
Apparently, time flies like an arrow.
Also, fruit flies like a banana.
I used to be up to date with memes...
then I took an arrow to the knee
I don't get what you guys are saying about how Mexicans hate Trump...
... Every Mexican I see is calling him a peachy cool arrow.
So Harold said to William,
I used to be a King like you, but then I took an arrow to the eye.
I used to be an ISPF...
then I took an arrow to the knee.
Lord of the Bow
So I was telling my friend about my prowess with a bow and arrow yesterday. I said "my best round ever didn't start so well, I only scored 1 point with each of my first two arrows. Got better after that, scored 2 with the next, then 3, then 5. On my 12th and final arrow I managed to score 144."
She was quick to point out that this was impossible, so I had to confess it was a fibbin' archery sequence.
I shot an arrow at my friend as a joke
He didn't understand why it flew over his head.
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An old lady, after a long life of loss and agony, was going to commit s**... by shooting herself in the heart with a crossbow. She researched human anatomy and learned her heart was just under her left breast.....
She was just admitted to the ER with an arrow to the knee.
I read the Archer's Handbook recently...
"When it comes to arrows, quality is preferable to quantity. A well-made arrow goes a long way".
What keyboard shortcut is the most racist?
Forward (Alt+Right Arrow)
A man went on a semi-guided hunting trip in the remote wilderness.
Before setting off on the first day the guide instructed him to shoot three times into the air if he should get lost. Sure enough, the man the man became lost and did as instructed. Nobody came. This continued over the course of the next four days. Finally, on the fifth day a search party located the lost man and just in the nick of time as he only had one arrow left.
Which is better, Arrow or Flash
Being an Apple Fan, i think it's the arrow. I don't support Flash.
Misquoted history
"Experience without theory is blind, and so is the guy who I shot through the eye with an arrow."
- Genghis Khant
What do Ant-Man and Felicity Smoak have in common?
They both have ridden Arrow.
What's the difference between arrows and boys?
When an arrow hits someone it penetrates right on spot.
I used to be a chemist like you...
But then I took an arrow to the Ne.
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What's heartbreaking but heartwarming at the same time?
A flaming arrow to the chest
A priest drove into the E.R.
The nurse exclaims My god what happened to you!
The priest responds well I have an arrow in my knee what do you think happened
I think my Mexican friends like me
They've nicknamed me Cool Arrow 😎😎😎
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How many flat-earthers does it take to draw an arrow?
None. They can't make a point.
The fastest dad alive
Three kids were on a school playground bragging about their fathers.
The first kid said, My dad is the fastest man alive. He can shoot an arrow at a target and run and catch it before it hits the target!
The second kid said, That's nothing! My dad can shoot a gun and catch the bullet before it hits the ground!
The third kid had them all beat. He said, Thats nothing! My dad is clearly the fastest man alive! He works for the government and gets off work at 5 but he's home by 3!
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