Howlingly Hilarious Arrow Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy
Arrows & Targets
A boy gets a bow & arrow for his 10th birthday. He walks outside and starts shooting his arrows. Later his father walks in on him and exclaims, "Wow each of these arrows landed in a target great job! Lets go out for ice cream!" So his father and he go out for the ice cream after it's finished his father asks, "how did you do it?" Then the son says, "It wasn't hard. I just shot arrows and drew circles around them."
An economist, a chaos theorist, and a statistician are trying to shoot a deer for dinner with a bow and arrow...
The economist assumes no wind, and misses five feet to the left. He hands over the bow to the chaos theorist, who overestimates the effect of the wind, and misses five feet to the right. The statistician pumps his fist in the air and exclaims: "We got him!".
probably won't get him laid
A guy walks into a bar and starts pretending to shoot arrows to a few girls. One of those girls smiles and gets closer to talk: "Hey, I saw that you threw me an arrow." she said while winking at him.
"Yes, I guess I did." came his reply.
"Who are you?", she asked. "Cupid throwing love arrows?"
"No, I'm Legolas killing orcs"
Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow in the sky
She missed
Three boys are bragging about whose dad is the fastest runner...
The first says "My dad is a hunter. He can shoot an arrow, run to where it's gonna land and catch it!"
"That's nothing!" says the second boy "My dad's a police officer. He can shoot a bullet and be at the target before the bullet hits!"
"My dad can run the fastest!" says the third boy. "He's a civil servant. He works till 4 and is always home by 3:30!"
Three statisticians are bow hunting in the woods and see a deer...
The first shoots his arrow and misses to the right by three feet.
The second shoots and misses three feet to the left.
The third throws up his arms and yells, "We got him!"
The down arrow key on my laptop isn't functional. IT asked me if they should call the on-site repair guy to come in today...
I told them it wasn't pressing.
What do you call a man with a knife in his belly, an axe in his back and an arrow in his head?
An ambulance.
You're my one and only love.
One day, a gorgeous young woman comes into the stationery and asks the clerk:
-Do you have cards with a red heart, an arrow trough it and "You are my One and only Love." written in big golden letters?
-Sure we do, valentine's right around the corner.
-Good, I'll take a dozen please.
What do you call an outdated joke that, while sharp, has little potential for laughs?
I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee
What has TWO wings, and ONE arrow?
A Chinese telephone.
Wing wing. Arrow?
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Physicist, Engineer and Statistician are out bow-hunting.
They see a stag about a hundred feet away. The Physicist takes a shot, but he forgets to allow for wind resistance and the arrow falls five feet short. The Engineer takes his shot, but he adds too much of a fudge factor and the arrow's five feet too far.
The statistician goes "Nice job guys, we got him!"
What did Achilles say when he got hit by an arrow?
Aww heel no!
Kill me right now.
Today I heard about a specific set of insects that appreciate a good directional indicator.
Apparently, time flies like an arrow.
Also, fruit flies like a banana.
How does Ellen DeGeneres fire an arrow?
With her Les-bow.
It was pretty foggy outside..
I shot an arrow in the air, and it stuck.
I used to be an Uncle like you...
...Until I took an arrow to the niece.
So Harold said to William,
I used to be a King like you, but then I took an arrow to the eye.
Lord of the Bow
So I was telling my friend about my prowess with a bow and arrow yesterday. I said "my best round ever didn't start so well, I only scored 1 point with each of my first two arrows. Got better after that, scored 2 with the next, then 3, then 5. On my 12th and final arrow I managed to score 144."
She was quick to point out that this was impossible, so I had to confess it was a fibbin' archery sequence.
Why are archers good at building planes?
Because they're experts in arrow dynamics
I don't get why they make Green Arrow so violent.
It's like they want to ruin Oliver favorite superheroes
I shot an arrow at my friend as a joke
He didn't understand why it flew over his head.
An old lady, after a long life of loss and agony, was going to commit s**... by shooting herself in the heart with a crossbow. She researched human anatomy and learned her heart was just under her left breast.....
She was just admitted to the ER with an arrow to the knee.
I read the Archer's Handbook recently...
"When it comes to arrows, quality is preferable to quantity. A well-made arrow goes a long way".
What has 2 wings and 1 Arrow ?
A Chinese telephone
Wing
Wing
Arrow?
(posted this last year got some good feedback)
I don't like blunt arrow heads.
They are pointless.
My friend almost killed me with his crossbow
Say what you want, but it was an arrow escape
A man went on a semi-guided hunting trip in the remote wilderness.
Before setting off on the first day the guide instructed him to shoot three times into the air if he should get lost. Sure enough, the man the man became lost and did as instructed. Nobody came. This continued over the course of the next four days. Finally, on the fifth day a search party located the lost man and just in the nick of time as he only had one arrow left.
Which is better, Arrow or Flash
Being an Apple Fan, i think it's the arrow. I don't support Flash.
What's the difference between arrows and boys?
When an arrow hits someone it penetrates right on spot.
Time flies like an arrow,
and fruit flies like a banana.
I used to be a chemist like you...
But then I took an arrow to the Ne.
What haw two wings and an arrow?
A Chinese telephone.
(I'm Chinese and I give this joke the Chinese stamp of approval)
Who's the Best Traffic Signal Superhero?
Green Arrow
I used to be Muslim, but then I took an arrow to the knee...
Now I Muslimp.
I used to make great SF games...
but than I took an arrow to the knee.
I once saw a store with a big arrow above the door
The owner removed it. It was pointless.
They say time flies like an arrow...
I guess fruit flies like a banana.
I used to underestimate Hawkeye
Then I took an arrow to the knee.
How do you improve your archery?
With better arrow dynamics.
How many flat-earthers does it take to draw an arrow?
None. They can't make a point.
I used to like jokes from 2011
But then I took an arrow to the knee
Time flies
Some people say time flies like an arrow
I tell them that fruit flies like a banana
Did you hear the one about shooting an apple off your head with a bow and arrow?
Yeah, I don't wanna Tell you.
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like the occasional vegetable.
I got my son a bow & arrow set for his birthday, what does he get me for mine? … a T-shirt with a bullseye on the back.
I get no respect.
I love my bow and arrow, but…
…there's one drawback.
I don't get how people have problems with diversity in Lord of the Rings
Legolas has been an arrow ace the whole time.
A man escaped from a bear only with a bow in hand
But his friend who got an arrow in the knee was not as lucky.
The fastest dad alive
Three kids were on a school playground bragging about their fathers.
The first kid said, My dad is the fastest man alive. He can shoot an arrow at a target and run and catch it before it hits the target!
The second kid said, That's nothing! My dad can shoot a gun and catch the bullet before it hits the ground!
The third kid had them all beat. He said, Thats nothing! My dad is clearly the fastest man alive! He works for the government and gets off work at 5 but he's home by 3!
What do you call Cupid's arrow when he upgrades to a crossbow?
A lover's quarrel
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