Arrogance Jokes

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There is an abundance of cocky jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 7 funniest jokes on arrogance. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any quinta witze you can hear about arrogance.

The Best jokes about Arrogance

since I worked on my problem with exaggerated arrogance, I'm a much better person.

better than you all together!


Back in the days when Los Alamos was a small company town, a noted theoretical physicist was called as a witness for the prosecution. Rising to take the stand, the great man smiled and nodded affably in the direction of the jury box.

This infuriated the defence counsel. Your Honor, I don't see how my client can get a fair trial here, he said angrily. Turning to the professor, he demanded, I want your answer, and remember that you are under oath. Do you, or do you not, know more than half the member of this jury?

The physicist smiled. Under oath, I can easily swear that I know more than all of them put together.

As a middleaged Argentine native I have come to the conclusion that our big ego and our arrogance don't let us see things the way they really are. We must admit that sometimes we make mistakes. Thus, we Argentines are imperfect.

...until you reach 50.

What Is Chutzpah?

Chutzpah is a Yiddish word meaning gall, brazen nerve, effrontery, sheer guts plus arrogance; it's Yiddish and no other word, and no other language, can do it justice.

A little old lady sold pretzels on a street corner for a dollar each. Every day a young man would leave his office building at lunch time and as he passed the pretzel stand he would leave her $1.00, but never take a pretzel.

This offering went on for more than 3 years. The two of them never spoke. One day as the young man passed the old lady's stand and left his dollar as usual, the pretzel lady spoke to him for the first time in over 3 years. Without blinking an eye she said: "They're $1.25 now."

Now that I have worked on my extreme arrogance, I'm a better person.

Better than all of you together!

What do you call a spirit of pride, entitlement, privilege, and arrogance?

An heir elemental.

What's the difference between ignorance and arrogance.

I don't know, but *you* probably don't know either *idiot*.

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