The Best 10 Arrgh Jokes

Following is our collection of Arrgh jokes which are very funny. There are some arrgh augh jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these arrgh aar puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Arrgh Jokes and Puns

pirate joke

I saw a pirate walking down the street and he had a paper towel on his head so I said "what's with the paper towel." he said "arrgh got a Bounty on me head."

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel for a belt buckle

Bar tender says "I like the belt buckle"
Pirate replies "Arrgh, it's drivin me nuts"

A pirate walks into a bar...

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel hanging out of his zipper and the bartender takes one look at him and says "hey you have a steering wheel hanging out of your zipper. " and the pirates says. "arrgh it's drivin me nuts!"

Arrghh! I'm so bummed! I finally got laid


Who is the conjoined twin pirates' favorite author?

George Arrgh Arrgh Martin

Arrgh! These be some pirate jokes.

Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It's rated Arrrrrgggghhhh

What is a pirates favorite letter?
Most think it's Arrrrgh but, it is really the Sea(c).

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants....

And the bartender says: What's that for? And the pirate says, Arrgh, it's driving me nuts.

A pirate walks into a bar...

with a steering wheel attached to his crotch. Bartender says, "Whats with that steering wheel man? That has to be uncomfortable." Pirate says, "ARRGH it drives me nuts!"

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his zipper

The bar tender comments on it, and the pirate responds "Arrgh it's driving me nuts!".

What did the Pirate say to the Writer?

Arrgh I'm hooked.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the arrgh yarr jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working arrgh arr piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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