Arrg Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Arrg jokes. There are some arrg ouch jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these arrg whee puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Hilarious Arrg Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his pants

The bartender says, "Pirate, you know you got a steering wheel attached to your willie?"

The pirate replies, "ARRG! It's drivin' me nuts!"

Arrghh! I'm so bummed! I finally got laid


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the arrg pirate puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working arrg woohoo piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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