The Best 3 Arrg Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Arrg jokes. There are some arrg whew jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these arrg matey puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Arrg Jokes and Puns

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his pants

The bartender says, "Pirate, you know you got a steering wheel attached to your willie?"

The pirate replies, "ARRG! It's drivin' me nuts!"

Arrghh! I'm so bummed! I finally got laid


Arrgh! These be some pirate jokes.

Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It's rated Arrrrrgggghhhh

What is a pirates favorite letter?
Most think it's Arrrrgh but, it is really the Sea(c).

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the arrg aar jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working arrg whee piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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