Cheerful Fun Arrested Development Jokes for Lovely Laughter
BREAKING NEWS: Ghislaine Maxwell, former on again / off again partner of Epstein, has been arrested by the FBI.
In other news, Prince Andrew has just suffered a heart attack, Bill Clinton has suddenly developed Alzheimer's, and all prison guards at Maxwell's detention centre have suddenly had to take long naps...
A marine biologist developed a race of genetically engineered dolphins...
...that
could live forever if they were fed a steady diet of seagulls. One day, his
supply of the birds ran out so he had to go out and trap some more. On the way
back, he spied two lions asleep on the road. Afraid to wake them, he gingerly
stepped over them. Immediately, he was arrested and charged with transporting
gulls across sedate lions for immortal porpoises.
My daughter thinks I criticize her too much...
That's just one of her many faults.
(Shamelessly taken from Arrested Development. Thanks, Lucille.)
Why did Negan watch Arrested Development?
Someone told him there were two Lucilles
Noel Gallagher once asked me who my favorite Arrested Development character was.
I said Maeby.
Would I say that I'm excited for Arrested Development season 5B?
Abso-Bluth-ly!
