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After 2 minutes all charges were dropped due to a lack of evidence.
2 minutes later she told me all the charges were dropped due to lack of evidence.
They charged me with impersonating a police officer.
My girlfriend dressed up as a police woman last night and giggled "I'm arresting you for being too good in bed"
After two minutes she said she was dropping the charges due to lack of evidence.
He puts on his earpods and smugly declares "sorry, you can't charge me while I'm using my headphones".
I was heavily charged, despite my victims saying it was an overall positive experience.
But I wasn't charged.
Man, that sentence was way too long.
He was charged for impersonating a police officer.
The police charged one and let the other one off.
One was eating batteries and the second was eating fireworks
They charged the first one and let the other off
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I thought I would be charged with murder, but instead I was charged with impersonating a police officer.
He was charged with impersonating a police officer.
The bartender calls cops and they show up to arrest everyone. The cops cuff the proton and electron but they let the neutron go because nobody could press charges.
They charged the first, and let the other one off.
At New York's Kennedy Airport today, an individual later discovered to be a public school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square and a calculator. Authorities believe he is a member of the notorious al-Gebra movement. He is being charged with carrying weapons of math instruction.
....they would have to charge you with hi-jacking
The first time I used it the Jell-O came out and it looked perfect. Immediately the cops busted down my door and arrested me. I was charged with possession of a congealed weapon.
One was drinking battery acid and the other was eating fireworks.
They charged one and let the other one off.
He wasn't charged tho
He knew i stole 23 cans of Pepsi, but he said that doesn't make a case.
The other day, a police officer was walking through the park. He saw two kids. One of the kids was eating fireworks. The other was drinking battery acid. The officer immediately arrested both kids and brought them to the station. When they got there, the officer's superior told him to let one of the kids off and charge the other one.
Police arrested two Karens yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other off.
Unfortunately, all charges were dropped due to a lack of evidence.
A man is arrested for killing an endangered condor. Before the judge, the man says, "Your honor, I only killed the condor to feed my hungry family."
The judge says, "Well, I can't charge a man for feeding his family. And I'm curious so I'll let you off with a warning if you answer one question. What did it taste like?"
The man says, Somewhere between a bald eagle and a baby seal."
At Miami International Airport today, an individual, later discovered to be a public school teacher, was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a compass, a protractor, and a graphical calculator.
Authorities believe he is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement which has struck terror into the lives of many for generations. He is being charged with carrying weapons of math instruction.
He was charged with pigamy.
I was charged with child molassation
...that
could live forever if they were fed a steady diet of seagulls. One day, his
supply of the birds ran out so he had to go out and trap some more. On the way
back, he spied two lions asleep on the road. Afraid to wake them, he gingerly
stepped over them. Immediately, he was arrested and charged with transporting
gulls across sedate lions for immortal porpoises.
He was charged with tax-evasion
Charged with battery.
He was arrested for battery charges. Some say he's bi-polar.
He was charged with attempted murder... I'll see myself out
Charged with battery
One was drinking battery acid and the other was eating fireworks.
Only one of them was charged; the other was let off.
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