Arrested Assaulting Jokes

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  1. I punched a white man in the face and was arrested for assault.. The next day when I got out, I punched a black man in the face and was arrested for impersonating a police officer.
  2. The other day I punched a white dude and got arrested for assault, Today I punched a black guy and got arrested for impersonating a police officer.
  3. Social experiment… I punched a white guy and got arrested for assault. When they let me out I punched a black guy and got arrested… for impersonating a police officer.
  4. Did you hear the one about the American military aviation enthusiast who bought himself a French fighter plane? He was arrested for possession of an Assault Rafale.
  5. Did you hear about the man who broke a 14 year old piano? He got arrested for assaulting A minor.
  6. A man got arrested for assaulting someone with a defibrillator. The victim said that he was gonna press charges.
  7. Me and my girlfriend go really well together. First off, we've both been arrested. Her for aggravated assault and me for aggravated apepper
  8. Got hit by a loaf of bread today. The cops arrested the guy for assault with a breadly weapon
  9. I hate the police The other day I got arrested for beating up a white guy... got charged for assault.
    Yesterday I beat up a black guy... got charged for impersonating an officer.
  10. A man was arrested today after he beat a woman half to death with a bag of chips Police are calling it assault and vinegar.

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Arrested Assaulting One Liners

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  1. Why did Sodium Chloride get arrested? Assault.
  2. A cop walks into a bar Then places it under arrest for assaulting an officer
  3. What did the Duracell Bunny get arrested for? Assault and battery
  4. I was arrested for assault with a chicken. The cops suspected foul play.
  5. I killed a slug last night... Got arrested for assault.
  6. Why was the pianist arrested? He was assaulting A Minor.
  7. What time is it when the clock hits 13? Time for the clock to get arrested for assault
  8. The man who stole my car was arrested for s**... assault He was jacking my car
  9. Supa Hot Fire was recently arrested on charges of s**... assault. But he's not a r**....
  10. I got arrested for s**... assaulting my teacher I was homeschooled

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Heart jokes

What did one human heart say to the other? I got a heart on
What did one Jamaican heart say to the other? That's a nice beat mon
What is the human hearts favorite kind of shirt? A wife beater
What did the coach say at Heart University? Come on guys let's get pumped
What did the police officer say to the human heart? You're under cardiac arrest
What did the heart say after he was assaulted? Man I sure took a beating

Woman beats BF who f**... in her face then she was arrested for assault.

she was arrested for
disodorly conduct....

Chumlee was arrested for s**... assault, drugs, and guns.

Do you think Rick will go to the court and haggle down his sentence?

A slug was assaulted by a snail...

...and the snail was arrested and brought to trial.
At the trial the judge said, "OK, slug, tell the court what happened."
The slug said, "I don't know, your honor...everything happened so fast."

My dad just got arrested for assaulting a minor..

Which is b**..., he didn't even work in the mines!

Why was the angry anti-feminist blogger arrested?

He was charged with aggravated textual assault.

Did you hear about the guitar player who was arrested for s**... assault?

He was f**... A Minor......

Sodium chloride and sulphuric acid were arrested...

They were charged with assault and battery

A detective was interviewing the victim of an assault.

The victim described the assailant as a leather box with a handle on it. The culprit was arrested 30 minutes later.
It was a brief case.

A 92 year old man was arrested for s**... assaulting a young woman.

He was charged for assault with a dead weapon.

Did you hear about the electric eel that got sent to jail?

He was arrested for assault and BATTERY.

I was surprised when Kevin Spacey was arrested for assault

He's hardly your usual suspect.

Did you hear about the power source that was arrested for assault?

It was charged with battery.

Being white can be hard...

I was walking down the street and I punched a white guy and then I was arrested for assault. The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer.

Ron Jeremy was arrested for s**... assault

Because Ron Jeremy is 67 years old, Prosecutors are worried the evidence won't stand up in court.
Further, Ron Jeremy is entitled to a jury of his peers. Prosecutors are afraid it will be a hung jury.

What happens when you s**... Dwayne Johnson's b**...?

You get arrested for s**... assault. What did you think was going to happen?