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The next day when I got out, I punched a black man in the face and was arrested for impersonating a police officer.
Today I punched a black guy and got arrested for impersonating a police officer.
Assault.
I punched a white guy and got arrested for assault. When they let me out I punched a black guy and got arrested… for impersonating a police officer.
Because Ron Jeremy is 67 years old, Prosecutors are worried the evidence won't stand up in court.
Further, Ron Jeremy is entitled to a jury of his peers. Prosecutors are afraid it will be a hung jury.
You get arrested for sexual assault. What did you think was going to happen?
I was walking down the street and I punched a white guy and then I was arrested for assault. The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer.
Then places it under arrest for assaulting an officer
He was arrested for possession of an Assault Rafale.
He got arrested for assaulting A minor.
Assault and battery
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Which is bullshit, he didn't even work in the mines!
The cops suspected foul play.
...and the snail was arrested and brought to trial.
At the trial the judge said, "OK, slug, tell the court what happened."
The slug said, "I don't know, your honor...everything happened so fast."
He was fingering A Minor......
Got arrested for assault.
He was jacking my car
The victim said that he was gonna press charges.
Do you think Rick will go to the court and haggle down his sentence?
Her for aggravated assault and me for aggravated apepper
But he's not a rapist.
I was homeschooled
What did one human heart say to the other? I got a heart on
What did one Jamaican heart say to the other? That's a nice beat mon
What is the human hearts favorite kind of shirt? A wife beater
What did the coach say at Heart University? Come on guys let's get pumped
What did the police officer say to the human heart? You're under cardiac arrest
What did the heart say after he was assaulted? Man I sure took a beating
The cops arrested the guy for assault with a breadly weapon
The other day I got arrested for beating up a white guy... got charged for assault.
Yesterday I beat up a black guy... got charged for impersonating an officer.
Police are calling it assault and vinegar.
He was assaulting A Minor.
They were charged with assault and battery
It was charged with battery.
He's hardly your usual suspect.
Time for the clock to get arrested for assault
He was arrested for assault and BATTERY.
He was charged for assault with a dead weapon.
The victim described the assailant as a leather box with a handle on it. The culprit was arrested 30 minutes later.
It was a brief case.
He was charged with aggravated textual assault.
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