Cheeky Array Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle
What's the difference between a sorority and a circus?
A circus is a cunning array of stunts...
Irishman in confession
An Irishman goes into the confessional box after years of being away from the Church. There's a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest cigars and chocolates.
Then the priest comes in. "Father, forgive me, for it's been a very long time since I've been to confession, but I must first admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be."
The priest replies, "Get out. You're on my side."
A man hasn't been to church for a long while and decides he'd better go to confession before starting to go again. When he enters the confessional box he's amazed to find that it's got a bar lined with finest whiskeys and a huge array of the finest cigars.
As he's looking at this in wonder, the priest comes in.
The man says, Father, forgive me, it's a long time since my last confession. I must say though, that the confessional box is much better than it used to be.
The priest says, Get out,you idiot. You're on my side.
As a programmer, I may not be able to set up a parade...
But I can make an array of floats...
An Irishman goes into the confessional box...
An Irishman goes into the confessional box after years of being away from the Church.
There's a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap.
On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest cigars and chocolates.
Then the priest comes in.
"Father, forgive me, for it's been a very long time since I've been to confession, but I must first admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be."
The priest replies: "Get out. You're on my side."
What's the difference between a line of n**... women and a magician?
Well, the magician has a cunning array of stunts...
What's the difference between the Circus and the p**... Mansion?
The Circus features a cunning array of stunts.
What's the difference between the Rockettes and a troop of acrobats?
One is a cunning array of stunts.
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What's the difference between a magician and a row of showgirls?
One has an array of cunning stunts............
What's the difference between a blonde kick line and a talented magician? (sorry if this is an old one)
Well, the magician has a CUNNING array of STUNTS.
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What's the difference between a circus and a brothel?
One has a cunning array of stunts...
What's got two thumbs and can't figure out the difference between a string and an array?
[
0 => "T"
1 => "h"
2 => "i"
3 => "s"
4 => " "
5 => "g"
6 => "u"
7 => "y"
8 => "!"
]
A programmer won a contest....
... by getting the 0th position. Hip hip Array!!
(Happy new year everyone!)
What's the difference between Merlin the Magician and the Rockettes?
One has a cunning array of stunts.......
Father, forgive me, for it has been a long time since I've been to confession,
A man went into a confessional booth and
discovered a fully equipped bar with beer on
tap and a wall stocked with a dazzling array
of the finest Cuban cigars. When the priest
walked into the room the man said, Father,
forgive me, for it has been a long time since
I've been to confession, but I must say the
confessional box is much more inviting than
I remember.
Get out, the priest ordered. You're on
my side.
What do pirate parrots say?
Polly wanna kraken!
(Amongst a large array other parrot-related sounds)
What's the difference between a 3-ring circus and a Las Vegas chorus line?
One is an array of cunning stunts...
What's the difference between a monster truck rally and the rockettes?
A monster truck rally has a CUNNING array of STUNTS
What's the difference between the Barnum and Bailey Circus and a line of p**... centerfolds?
The circus is a cunning array of stunts...
What is the difference between vaudeville and burlesque?
One is a cunning array of stunts...
Annual "How to Avoid Array Overflowing" seminar will be held
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What's the difference between the Cirque du Soleil and a s**... club?
The Cirque du Solei feature an array of cunning stunts...
The difference between watching a three ring circus, and going to New York to watch a performance by the Rockettes.
Well, when you watch a three ring circus, you witness a cunning array of stunts...
How do you call an iteration over an array?
A field trip.
What's the difference between a magic show and a brothel?
Ones a cunning array of stunts. . .
What is the difference between a chorus line and an acrobatic team?
One displays a cunning array of stunts!
Anyone else?
Whats the difference between a Ritz c**... and a lesbian?
One is a Snack c**...!
