Array Jokes

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What is the difference between a circus and a whorehouse?[NSFW[

One is an array of cunning stunts and the other is an array of stunning c*nts

What's the difference between a sorority and a circus?

A circus is a cunning array of stunts...

Irishman in confession

An Irishman goes into the confessional box after years of being away from the Church. There's a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest cigars and chocolates.

Then the priest comes in. "Father, forgive me, for it's been a very long time since I've been to confession, but I must first admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be."

The priest replies, "Get out. You're on my side."

As a programmer, I may not be able to set up a parade...

But I can make an array of floats...

What's the difference between a line of naked women and a magician?

Well, the magician has a cunning array of stunts...

Irish Confession

An Irish man went into the confessional box after many years of being away from the Catholic Church.

Inside he found a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On one wall, there was a row of decanters with fine Irish whiskey and Waterford crystal glasses. On the other wall was a dazzling array of the finest cigars and chocolates.

When the priest came in, the Irish man said to him, "Father, forgive me, for it's been a very long time since I've been to confession, but I must first admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be."

The priest replied, "You moron, you're on my side"

What's the difference between the Rockettes and a troop of acrobats?

One is a cunning array of stunts.

What's the difference between the Circus and the Playboy Mansion?

The Circus features a cunning array of stunts.

[ Hip , Hip ]

Hip hip array

What's the difference between a blonde kick line and a talented magician? (sorry if this is an old one)

Well, the magician has a CUNNING array of STUNTS.

What's got two thumbs and can't figure out the difference between a string and an array?

[
0 => "T"
1 => "h"
2 => "i"
3 => "s"
4 => " "
5 => "g"
6 => "u"
7 => "y"
8 => "!"
]

A guy gets raped by a bear while hunting...

and the bear runs off before he can shoot it.
The next weekend, he comes back with 2 guns and a bear trap, but the wily bear somehow sneaks up on him and rapes him AGAIN!
The third weekend, the guy comes back with a knife, a pistol, a shotgun, a rifle, 2 bear traps and a taser. As he is setting up his array of weapons, he feels a tap on his shoulder and turns around to find himself face to face with the bear, who says "Let's be honest, mister. You don't really come here for the hunting, do you?"

What's the difference between Merlin the Magician and the Rockettes?

One has a cunning array of stunts.......

Father, forgive me, for it has been a long time since I've been to confession,

A man went into a confessional booth and
discovered a fully equipped bar with beer on
tap and a wall stocked with a dazzling array
of the finest Cuban cigars. When the priest
walked into the room the man said, Father,
forgive me, for it has been a long time since
I've been to confession, but I must say the
confessional box is much more inviting than
I remember.
Get out, the priest ordered. You're on
my side.

What do pirate parrots say?

Polly wanna kraken!

(Amongst a large array other parrot-related sounds)

What's the difference between a monster truck rally and the rockettes?

A monster truck rally has a CUNNING array of STUNTS

Annual "How to Avoid Array Overflowing" seminar will be held

at Febuary'29

What's the difference between the Cirque du Soleil and a strip club?

The Cirque du Solei feature an array of cunning stunts...

I went to Church today.

I went into the confessional box after years of being away from the Church. Inside I found a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On one wall, there's a row of decanters with fine Irish whiskey and Waterford crystal glasses. On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest cigars and chocolates.

Then the priest comes in. I say to him, "Father, forgive me, for it's been a very long time since I've been to confession, but I must first admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be."

He replies, "Get out, you're on my side."

The difference between watching a three ring circus, and going to New York to watch a performance by the Rockettes.

Well, when you watch a three ring circus, you witness a cunning array of stunts...

How do you call an iteration over an array?

A field trip.

What's the difference between the Barnum and Bailey Circus and a line of Playboy centerfolds?

The circus is a cunning array of stunts...

What is the difference between a chorus line and an acrobatic team?

One displays a cunning array of stunts!

Anyone else?

Whats the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?

One is a Snack Cracker!

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