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Funniest Array Short Jokes

Short array jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The array humour may include short matrix jokes also.

  1. What's the difference between a sorority and a circus? A circus is a cunning array of stunts...
  2. As a programmer, I may not be able to set up a parade... But I can make an array of floats...
  3. What's the difference between the Rockettes and a troop of acrobats? One is a cunning array of stunts.
  4. What's the difference between a magician and a row of showgirls? One has an array of cunning stunts............
  5. What's the difference between a blonde kick line and a talented magician? (sorry if this is an old one) Well, the magician has a CUNNING array of STUNTS.
  6. What's the difference between a circus and a brothel? One has a cunning array of stunts...
  7. A programmer won a contest.... ... by getting the 0th position. Hip hip Array!!
    (Happy new year everyone!)
  8. What's the difference between Merlin the Magician and the Rockettes? One has a cunning array of stunts.......
  9. To follow up on the Java/C# joke... Q: Why did the Java Developer quit his job?
    A: Because he didn't get arrays.
  10. Why was the programmer unhappy at his job? He wanted arrays. It had to be reiterated several times before it was sorted out.

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Array One Liners

Which array one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with array? I can suggest the ones about list and collection.

  1. Why did the programmer quit his job? Because he didn't get arrays.
  2. [ Hip , Hip ] Hip hip array
  3. Why did the CS major quit his job? He didn't get arrays.
  4. Why did the programmer talk to his boss? Because he wanted arrays
  5. What do programmers want from their bosses? Arrays
  6. Why did Steve Irwin fail his computer science class? String Arrays
  7. Why did the Programmer quit his job? [ Because , he , didnt , get , Arrays ]
  8. Why did the programmer dislike his job? He wasn't getting arrays at work.
  9. Annual "How to Avoid Array Overflowing" seminar will be held at Febuary'29
  10. Yomama so dumb... ..she thought arrays start at 1.
  11. How do you call an iteration over an array? A field trip.
  12. When can bats power things? Only when they are a bat-array

Array joke, When can bats power things?

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about array can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of array puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Cheeky Array Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle

What funny jokes about array you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean vector jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make array prank.

Irishman in confession

An Irishman goes into the confessional box after years of being away from the Church. There's a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest cigars and chocolates.
Then the priest comes in. "Father, forgive me, for it's been a very long time since I've been to confession, but I must first admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be."
The priest replies, "Get out. You're on my side."

A man hasn't been to church for a long while and decides he'd better go to confession before starting to go again. When he enters the confessional box he's amazed to find that it's got a bar lined with finest whiskeys and a huge array of the finest cigars.

As he's looking at this in wonder, the priest comes in.
The man says, Father, forgive me, it's a long time since my last confession. I must say though, that the confessional box is much better than it used to be.
The priest says, Get out,you idiot. You're on my side.

An Irishman goes into the confessional box...

An Irishman goes into the confessional box after years of being away from the Church.
There's a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap.
On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest cigars and chocolates.
Then the priest comes in.
"Father, forgive me, for it's been a very long time since I've been to confession, but I must first admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be."
The priest replies: "Get out. You're on my side."

What's the difference between a line of n**... women and a magician?

Well, the magician has a cunning array of stunts...

What's the difference between the Circus and the p**... Mansion?

The Circus features a cunning array of stunts.

What's got two thumbs and can't figure out the difference between a string and an array?

[
0 => "T"
1 => "h"
2 => "i"
3 => "s"
4 => " "
5 => "g"
6 => "u"
7 => "y"
8 => "!"
]

Father, forgive me, for it has been a long time since I've been to confession,

A man went into a confessional booth and
discovered a fully equipped bar with beer on
tap and a wall stocked with a dazzling array
of the finest Cuban cigars. When the priest
walked into the room the man said, Father,
forgive me, for it has been a long time since
I've been to confession, but I must say the
confessional box is much more inviting than
I remember.
Get out, the priest ordered. You're on
my side.

What do pirate parrots say?

Polly wanna kraken!
(Amongst a large array other parrot-related sounds)

What's the difference between a 3-ring circus and a Las Vegas chorus line?

One is an array of cunning stunts...

What's the difference between a monster truck rally and the rockettes?

A monster truck rally has a CUNNING array of STUNTS

What is the difference between vaudeville and burlesque?

One is a cunning array of stunts...

What's the difference between the Barnum and Bailey Circus and a line of p**... centerfolds?

The circus is a cunning array of stunts...

What's the difference between the Cirque du Soleil and a s**... club?

The Cirque du Solei feature an array of cunning stunts...

The difference between watching a three ring circus, and going to New York to watch a performance by the Rockettes.

Well, when you watch a three ring circus, you witness a cunning array of stunts...

Array joke, The difference between watching a three ring circus, and going to New York to watch a performance by

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