Arrangement Jokes

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The Best jokes about Arrangement

An engaged man asked his father for advice for a long and happy marriage...

Dad, you and Mom have been happily married for 28 years now. How do you do it?

"That's easy son, when your Mom and I first got married, we made a deal. She would make all the little decisions, and I would make all the big decisions. "

Hey, that sounds like a good arrangement. But how do you decide what's a big decision, and what's a little decision?

"Oh, there hasn't been any big decisions yet."

What's Shia LaBeouf's favorite kind of choral arrangement?

DUETS

A boy works up the courage to ask the girl he likes on a date

The girl, liking him back, agrees to go on the date.

The boy tells her "Before we go on our date, there's something I have to tell you about myself. I only eat insects."

The girl finds this to be very strange but accepts it because she likes him.

They go out to dinner and the girl orders a steak while the boy eats an arrangement of insects he brought from home.

In the parking lot after dinner the two lock eyes, lean in, and slowly kiss each other. After the kiss the girls eyes are lit up with magic and she asks the boy how their first kiss felt.

The boy replies "I've got butterflies in my stomach."

It was my dad's funeral last week.

We all walk into the chapel and there's a huge floral arrangement on the coffin that says: 81.131.11.216
My mother hisses to me, What is *that*?
I shrugged. What you asked for: our IP in flowers.

My girlfriend wouldn't let me play orchestral music during sex...

We eventually came to an arrangement.


I was fighting with my wife over the arrangement of the dining-room furniture.

I thought I had won but when I got home from work the tables were turned.

I just got home from a close friends funeral, he drowned last week......!

I was surprised that all the relatives were furious about my floral arrangement that was in the shape of a life jacket. But as I told everyone, "It's what he would have wanted".

Did you hear about the 80 year old man who ran naked through the flower show?

...he won first place for a dried arrangement!

My wife and I have a new arrangement.

I can sleep with any woman I want, but she doesn't speak to me or live with me anymore.

Shipwrecked

There was a shipwreck and just three men and one woman survived. It's was remote island and no hope for rescue so they decided to make the best of it and built a small settlement on the island. For survival of humanity they decided that there would take turns having the woman as their wife one week each.

This went on for some months and everyone was happy with the arrangement until suddenly she died.

First month was quite unbearable.

Second month was absolutely horrible.

On the third month they decided to bury her.

Donald Trump pulls out of Paris Climate Arrangement after alleged threats to interfere with the U.S. Mexico border wall.

He heard "Climb-it" deal, and flipped out


I went to an extremely traditional cannibal wedding this weekend

It was an edible arrangement.

Valentine's day for mlm

A guy sends his mom a fruit basket for Valentine's Day.

It was an Oedipal Arrangement.

Special Arrangement

My doctor and I have a special arrangement to help my body image. He tells me "you're an eight", and, in return, I give him a cup of my own pee.

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