The Best 20 Arrange Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Arrange jokes. There are some arrange manage jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

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Top 10 Funniest Arrange Jokes and Puns

I told my wife I'm going to arrange the herbs in alphabetical order from now on. She said, Where would you find the time?

I said, Easy. Right next to the sage.

Nescafe and the Pope

Nescafe manages to arrange a meeting with the Pope at the Vatican.

After receiving the Papal blessing, the Nescafe official whispers,
"Your Eminence, we have an offer for you. Nescafe is prepared to
donate $100 million to the church if you change the Lord's Prayer from
'give us this day our daily bread' to 'give us this day our daily
coffee."

The Pope responds, "That is impossible. The prayer is the word of the
Lord. It must not be changed."

"Well," said the Nescafe man, "we anticipated your reluctance. For
this reason we will increase our offer to $300 million."

"My son, it is impossible, for the prayer is the word of the Lord and
it must not be changed."

The Nescafe guy says, "Your Holiness, we at Nescafe respect your
adherence to the faith, but we do have one final offer.... We will
donate $500 million - that's half a billion dollars - to the great
Catholic Church if you would only change the Lord's Prayer from 'give
us this day our daily bread' to 'give us this day our daily coffee.'
Please consider it."

And he leaves.

The next day the Pope convenes the College of Cardinals.
"There is some good news," he announces, "and some bad news.The good
news is that the Church will come into $500 million.'"

"And the bad news, your Holiness?" asks a Cardinal.

"We're losing the Wonder-Bread account."

Last Request

Two convicts who were about to be executed, The warden says to the first one, 'Do you have a last request?'
The convict says, 'Yes, I'd like to hear the song Achy Breaky Heart one last time.'The Warden says, 'OK, I think we can arrange that.' Then he says to the second convict, 'How about you?' The second convict says, 'Yeah, kill me first.'

I arranged a threesome on the weekend.

Had two no shows, but I still had fun

A couple who were making wedding preparations die in a traffic accident.

When they arrive at heaven, the man finds an angel and explains the situation, asking if they could arrange a wedding in heaven or not.

-Let me have a look, the angel says.

After a few months, it comes back to the couple and tells them:

-Everything's set, you guys can marry.


The bride asks:

-What if we cannot get along and want to divorce, can you arrange that too?

The angel roars in rage:

-IT TOOK ME 4 MONTHS TO FIND A PRIEST IN HERE, HOW MANY MORE DO I NEED TO FIND A LAWYER DO YOU THINK?


An Englishman, Irishman, Scotsman and a Chinese man arrange to go camping...

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What's the best way to arrange caviar?

In a roe

Arrange joke, What's the best way to arrange caviar?

I arranged a fundraising event for victims of land mines last week. Total waste of time though!!

Only half the people turned up.

If you are having trouble unlocking your front door, take out your wallet and arrange all the bills in mathematical order.

Because organizing your finances is key.

I thought I won the argument with my wife as to how to arrange the dining room furniture, but when I got home...

...the tables were turned.

Socrates' Beloved

Socrates beloved dog died. He went to his Greek priest and asked if he could arrange a regular church service for his dearly departed. The priest was outraged and berated the parishioner for suggesting his dog receive holy services. Dismayed, Socrates turned away mumbling, 'Now what am I to do with the five thousand Euros we saved for the serviced?' 'Good Lord, my son, come back; why didn't you say he was Orthodox?'

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Arnold Schwarzenegger gets a call from his agent...

Who tells him that an up-and-coming director is looking for German- and Austrian-born actors for a movie.

"It's a little different than the stuff you're known for," the agent says, "It's a period piece about classical music composers. Should I arrange an audition?"

"There is no need," Arnold says. "I'll be Bach."

Why is it easy to arrange for private yoga classes with a teacher?

They are flexible.

Dutch girl

I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

If I could re arrange the alphabet....

I'd put the D in U

I always wonder why an arranged marriage isn't called an arraigned marriage...

Talk about a life sentence

Arrange joke, I always wonder why an arranged marriage isn't called an arraigned marriage...

In medical exam came a question to arrange the words {P,I,E,N,S} into a body part.

Those who answered 'SPINE' are now doctors

Did you know that if you pull all the hair out from your head and arrange them in a single file..

..you'll end up getting bald.

When King Arthur needed to arrange transportation for his trip to the desert, where did he go?

The camel lot.


One a year, the ants arrange a party inside a pen.

They're celebrating Independence Day.

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