Amusing & Witty Arouse Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun
My local drug dealer started dressing up as a Jehovah's Witness so he wouldn't arouse suspicion.
He got arrested after the police saw people actually letting him in.
Guys wife in horrible accident & now in a coma...
...& seems hopeless. However one of the nurses noticed slight movement when sponging her private parts & encouraged the husband to try & arouse her. Try a little o**... s**... is all, you never know. We'll give you privacy. So the husband goes in, but 2 minutes later the wife flat-lines & dies. The nurse runs in & asks what happened.
"I'm not positive, but I think she choked to death!"
I'm a**... by my ability to see, hear, smell, taste, and touch
I've come to my senses
I get a**... during farewells
I guess I am bye-s**...
Yo Mama so ugly...
She can't even arouse suspicion.
I've found a way to arouse a woman with just one finger.
All you have to do is lift it high enough so that the waiter or waitress can see that you are paying for the bill.
There's only one thing I can arouse
Suspicion
How do you make plywood?
Just arouse some toilet paper.
How does the Potions Master arouse his wife?
Elixir.
What does an a**... Pig get?
A lard-on
My drug dealer started to disguise himself as a Jehovah's Witness so he would not arouse suspicion.
He was arrested when the police saw people actually let him in.
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I wasn't a**... by the two women fighting in the theatre performance.
But still, it was an interesting showdown.
