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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when someone told him to upgrade to Windows 7?

I still love vista, baby

Arnold Scwharzanegger gets a call from his agent about a feature length film based around classical music. When asked which character he'd most like to play,

'I'll be Bach'.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say about the baritone?

It's not a tuba.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he was invited to the historical costume party?

"I'll be Bach"

Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked to play Mozart.

Arnold Schwarzenegger has been offered the chance to play the role of Mozart in a new film. He read the script but was not impressed. So he told the producers 're-write it and I'll be Bach.'

Arnold Schwarzenegger didn't get any eggs for easter.

His secretary asked him: "Does this mean you hate easter now?"

He said: "Nah. I still love easter baby".

*(Reading out loud helps).*

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to Beethoven on the way to the fancy dress party?

"I'll be Bach"

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger become after he resigned as Governor of California?

An ex-terminator.

Arnold Schwarzenegger should open a pest control business.

He's already an ex-terminator.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to his wife when she asked if Christmas was his favourite holiday

I still love Easter, Baby.

Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one, Michael J. Fox has a small one,

Madonna doesn't have one, The Pope has one but doesn't use it, Dominique Strauss-Khan uses his all the time. What is it?

A last name you pervert.

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What was Arnold Schwarzenegger's answer when asked which historical person he would like to play in a movie?

I'll be Bach.

If Arnold Schwarzenegger were a pianist..

He'd be Bach.

If Arnold Schwarzenegger was a composer which would he be?

He'd be Bach

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Sylvester Stallone wanted to dress up as classical composers for Halloween?

"You be Beethoven, I'll be Bach."

Arnold Schwarzenegger PC upgrade

Few years ago someone asked Arnold Schwarzenegger to upgrade his PC to windows 7. He said I still love vista, baby

Arnold Schwarzenegger and windows 10

Just after windows 10 was released, Arnold was asked if he was ever going to upgrade to windows 10.

His response? 'I still love Vista, baby.'

Arnold Schwarzenegger has been talking about Carly Fiorina for years:

"Carly Fiorina needs water," "Carly Fiorina is a great state," blah blah blah.

Arnold Schwarzenegger was ostracised when he was young.

After taking steroids, however, he was Austria sized.

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger call a colonoscopy?

A Cameron Diaz

Arnold Schwarzenegger just announced he's giving up the limelight to go back to his first love, pest control.

He's an ex-terminator now.

Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 7..

His response was "I still love Vista, baby!"

Arnold Schwarzenegger is actually a talented composer with a love for classical music!

His newest album is titled, "I'll Be Bach."

Arnold Schwarzenegger's now working in pest control...

He's an ex-terminator.

Arnold Palmer has died...

I heard that he will be half buried and half cremated.

Arnold Schwarzenegger is a Republican whose wife is a member of the Kennedy family.

That makes him and his family...The Red Kennedys.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he was invited to a classical musician theme Halloween party?

I'll be Bach.

Arnold Schwarzenegger has a long one, Kim Jong has a short one, Mickey Mouse's isn't human, the Pope doesn't use his, and Cher doesn't have one. What is it?

Last Names

Arnold Schwarzenegger has made a pretty good career for himself in pest control...

They say he's a great ex-terminator

Arnold Schwarzenegger opens his own shopping mall. A customer left her purse on the counter after a purchase. Seeing the customer is nearing the exit of the mall, Arnold handed the purse to the nearest cashier.


Why does Arnold Schwarzenegger kill insects?

Because he's an ex-terminator

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger now that he's not an actor?

An exterminator

Arnold Schwarzenegger has a long one, Donald Trump's is short, and Madonna doesn't have one. What is it?

A last name

Arnold Schwarzenegger is asked in an interview...

If you could be reincarnated as any famous musician in history, Who would it be.

He replies "I'll be Bach."

Arnold Schwarzenegger, Tom Cruise, and Bruce Willis said they wanted to star in a movie about classical musicians.

Bruce Willis said I'll play Mozart!

Tom Cruise said I'll play Beethoven!

Arnold said I'll be Bach

Arnold Schwarzenegger gets a call from his agent...

Who tells him that an up-and-coming director is looking for German- and Austrian-born actors for a movie.

"It's a little different than the stuff you're known for," the agent says, "It's a period piece about classical music composers. Should I arrange an audition?"

"There is no need," Arnold says. "I'll be Bach."

Arnold has a big one. Brad has a small one. The Pope doesn't use it.

Obviously, I'm talking about their last names.

Why is Arnold schwarzenegger good at killing cockroaches?

Because he's an ex-terminator

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say at the start of a game of chess?

I'll be black

Arnold Schwarzenegger joined an Easter egg hunt but didn't find any eggs. His secretary asks "Does this mean you hate Easter now?"

He shakes his head and responds:
"I still love Easter baby."

I saw Arnold Schwarzenegger eating a chocolate egg

so I said to him, 'Which is your favourite Christian festival?'
He replied 'Have to love Easter, baby.'

What's Arnold Schwarzenegger's favourite holiday?

"Have to love Easter, baby!"

Arnold Schwarzenegger is offered a role as a well known composer...

"I'll be Bach" he says, accepting the offer.

Arnold Schwarzenegger has decided what he will be for Halloween this year

He'll be Bach

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he and his friends decided to cosplay as famous composers?

I'll be Bach.

Why is Arnold Schwarzenegger such a good sled salesman?

Because he knows how toboggan.

Why didn't Arnold Schwarzenegger want to update to windows 10?

"I still like Vista, baby...'"

Arnold Schwarzenegger said he is going to play a German composer in a new movie.

He said I'll be Bach .

Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if you could be a musician, who would you be?

He replied I'd be Bach

What's Arnold Schwarzenegger's favourite island?

Isle Be Back

Arnold Shwartznager just left his Hollywood career to kill bugs that infiltrate people's houses.

He is now an Ex-Terminator.

Arnold Schwarzenegger's girlfriend broke up with him

Arnold Schwarzenegger's girlfriend broke up with him in hopes that it would be enough to stop him from dressing up as classical composers for halloween.

But deep down, she still knew that he'd be bach.

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger do now?

He's an exterminator.

(I just thought of this on my way to work. Probs been done before though}

Arnold Schwarzenegger's is long and hard. The president's is a 5. Madonna doesn't have one, and the Pope has one, but he doesn't use it.

A last name.

Where are the Arnold Schwarzenegger action figures?

Aisle B, back

Arnold Schwarzenegger is retiring from doing films.

He already has a new gig in mind. He wants to be an exterminator.

Arnold Schwarzenegger now works in an insecticide bussiness.

He's an ex-terminator.

Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he was going to attend the 18th century composer costume party.

He said, Yes, I'll be Bach .

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when asked about not upgrading to Windows 10 ?

"I still love Vista, baby".

Arnold Schwarzeneggar never has mice, rats or cockroaches in his house

He is an ex Terminator

Arnold Schwarzenegger and his friends are acting in a short film about classical pianists and musicians


One of friends says, "I'll play Beethoven."

Another says, "I'll be Mozart."


In the end, Arnold says, "I'll be Bach."

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