Arms Dealer Jokes

Funniest Arms Dealer Short Jokes

Short arms dealer jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The arms dealer humour may include short arms guns jokes also.

1. You are what you think you are Her: What do you do?
   Me: Global prosthetics distribution.
   Her: So you're an artificial limb salesman?
   Me: I prefer 'international arms dealer'.
2. "Where'd you get that gun?" "This? I got it from T-Rex"
   "T-Rex?"
   "Yeah he's a small arms dealer nearby"
3. Why did T-rex have to register with police? He was a small arms dealer.
   I'm very sorry, I'll show myself out.
4. What do you call... What do you call a dwarf who sells prosthetic limbs?
   A small arms dealer.
5. I once met a T-rex who was working at a casino. He said he was hiding out from the cops.
   I think he was a small arms dealer.
6. I played cards with a guy in one of those T-Rex suits... He was a small arms dealer.
7. In the future, if technology makes it possible to replace human limbs And its common enough that you can buy them in stores, will midgets go to small arms dealers?
8. What do you call a midget that works at a casino? A small arms dealer.
9. Just bought some guns from a guy who called himself T-Rex He said he was a small arms dealer.
10. Did you hear about the arms dealer who's giving away M18 Claymores with every purchase? Oh, I'm gonna get mines.

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Arms Dealer One Liners

Which arms dealer one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with arms dealer? I can suggest the ones about arms and armed police.

1. I buy my guns from a guy named T-Rex He's a small arms dealer.
2. I have a T-Rex who sells me guns. He's a small arms dealer.
3. Why was the Tyrannosaurus rex selling handguns? Because he was a small arms dealer.
4. What is the job of a T-Rex? A small arms dealer.
5. Why was the T-Rex selling handguns? He was a small arms dealer.
6. What do you call a T-Rex that works in a casino? A small arms dealer!
7. What do you call someone who sells prosthetics to the military? An arms dealer.
8. I sell prosthetics to midgets who are amputees... I'm a small arms dealer.
9. What do you call a person who sells prosthetics and guns? An arms dealer
10. What do you call someone who sells prosthesis to kids? Small arms dealer.
11. I sell prosthetics for children... I'm a small arms dealer
12. What do you call a T rex that sells pistols for a living A small arms dealer
13. What do T-Rex's do for a living? They're small arms dealers.
14. There's a guy selling prosthetic limbs on my street. He's an arms dealer.
15. What do you call a T-Rex who smuggled guns? A small arms dealer.

Arms Dealer Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

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