Armour Jokes

Funniest Armour Short Jokes

Short armour jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The armour humour may include short armor jokes also.

1. Why do assassins and thieves always wear leather armour in videogames? Because it's made from hide!
2. The evening after they were married, Harry set Meghan to work, polishing his set of Royal plate mail. Well, she did say she always wanted a night in, shining armour.
3. A man once came across an armoured aquarium. He said to himself, "This thing's built like a tank."
4. What's the difference between a knight in shining armour and a naughty baker A knight in shining armour darts on the foe
5. What does an Irishman say when you give him two heavily armoured vehicles for Christmas? Tanks
6. Left my wife polishing my chainmail while I went to the pub She said she wanted a night in, shining armour
7. In the end, it isn't about whether or not someone uses colour or armour or favourite it's all about u
8. A wave of crime is sweeping Metropolis. Superman is helpless to stop the instigator, a code-breaking enthusiast dressed in full plate armour. Can no one save us from the Crypto-Knight?
9. I saw my postman dressed as a knight on Halloween but his armour was made of envelopes. I don't think he really understands how to make chain mail
10. The other day I told a joke about an armoured vehicle with a rotating gun turret. It tanked.

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Armour One Liners

Which armour one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with armour? I can suggest the ones about arms and protection.

1. Why is French body armour so cheap? They only need it for their back
2. The other day, Iron Man broke his leg in his unbreakable armour. So much ironknee
3. I really excel at dressing up in armour It's my strongest suit
4. What's a thief's favorite type of armour? Steel armour
5. Two men in suits of armour enter a hotel... And ask for a room for two knights.
6. What do you call armour in Australia? Under Armour
7. Why couldn't women be vikings? Because they only made mail armour.
8. What do you call a suit of armour that whispers to you? ASMARMOUR
9. If you're a tree that is sick of being teased for wearing armour... Yewknight!
10. What does an athlete with hairy underarms wear? Under Armour
11. What is the weakest armour made out of? Asian People
12. Why'd Japan beat China? The Chinese had c**... in their armour.

Under Armour Jokes

Here is a list of funny under armour jokes and even better under armour puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why can't you download anything while inside an armoured vehicle? Because your internet speeds tank!
• Shot through the heart and you're to blame, you give body armour manufacturers a bad name.
• Where do Knights get their armour? The hardware store.
  One I came up with when I was about 10.

Entertaining Armour Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone

What funny jokes about armour you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bear arms jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make armour pranks.