The Best 30 Armour Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Armour jokes. There are some armour royals jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these armour weaponry puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Armour Jokes and Puns

What's the difference between a knight in shining armour and a naughty baker

A knight in shining armour darts on the foe

I've always wanted to have sex while wearing Mandalorian armour...

I guess I have a Boba Fettish

Why is French body armour so cheap?

They only need it for their back

Armour joke, Why is French body armour so cheap?

BDSM while being dressed as a Knight

BDSM while being dressed as a Knight is my absolute weakness.

You can say that it is a Kink in my Armour.

What's a thief's favorite type of armour?

Steel armour

Why is leather armour better for sneaking than steel armour?

Leather armour is made of hide.

The other day, Iron Man broke his leg in his unbreakable armour.

So much ironknee

Armour joke, The other day, Iron Man broke his leg in his unbreakable armour.

Why couldn't women be vikings?

Because they only made mail armour.

Why'd Japan beat China?

The Chinese had chinks in their armour.

In the end, it isn't about whether or not someone uses colour or armour or favourite

it's all about u

Why do stealth classes need leather armour?

Because it's made of HIDE.

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Left my wife polishing my chainmail while I went to the pub

She said she wanted a night in, shining armour

Why does leather armour help the wearer be stealthy?

Because it's made of hide.

Why do The Brit's still use 'u' in words like colour and armour ?

Because Rick Astley is British.

A British man

A British man asks and American,

Why don't you spell colour, armour, or flavour the same way as we do?

The American replied,

We got rid of u in 1776.

I told my wife to spend the evening polishing my medieval battle uniform, whilst I went out to the pub.

She's always going on about wanting a night in, shining armour.

Armour joke, I told my wife to spend the evening polishing my medieval battle uniform, whilst I went out to the p

I asked my wife to polish my medieval battle uniform while I go to the pub.

She always wanted a night in, shining armour.

The evening after they were married, Harry set Meghan to work, polishing his set of Royal plate mail.

Well, she did say she always wanted a night in, shining armour.

Princess Meghan's dream came true, she spent an entire evening polishing Harry's suit of plate mail...

She finally got her night in, shining armour.

When Princess Meghan confronted Prince Harry about spending their wedding evening polishing his plate mail...

Harry said, "What!? You told me, all you ever wanted was a night in, shining armour!"

My wife said she'd polish my helmet this evening. I'm happy and she said it's what she's always wanted... medieval bascinet has a lovely gleam and she gets her night in, shining armour.

I saw my postman dressed as a knight on Halloween but his armour was made of envelopes.

I don't think he really understands how to make chain mail

What do you call a suit of armour that whispers to you?


What do you call armour in Australia?

Under Armour

I really excel at dressing up in armour

It's my strongest suit

A wave of crime is sweeping Metropolis. Superman is helpless to stop the instigator, a code-breaking enthusiast dressed in full plate armour.

Can no one save us from the Crypto-Knight?

Two men in suits of armour enter a hotel...

And ask for a room for two knights.

Sean Connery told me he got a tattoo of armour on his mouth, and that I mustn't tell anyone.

"OK," I replied, "And I recently cheated on my wife. So you must keep my secret, if you want me to keep yours."

He said, "My lips are shield."

Ever since I was a kid I wanted to be good enough at skating, biking, surfing, or running to be chosen to represent a brand like Nike, Red Bull, or Under Armour. Recently the pandemic has allowed me to double down on recreation and hone my craft, and I finally got a sponsor.

Thanks Alcoholics Anonymous!

Why do assassins and thieves always wear leather armour in videogames?

Because it's made from hide!

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