Following is our collection of shoelace humor and royals one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Armour puns for adults, dirty shield jokes or clean weaponry gags for kids.
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Because Rick Astley is British.
Because it's made of hide.
Leather armour is made of hide.
They only need it for their back
A British man asks and American,
Why don't you spell colour, armour, or flavour the same way as we do?
The American replied,
We got rid of u in 1776.
Well, she did say she always wanted a night in, shining armour.
So much ironknee
Harry said, "What!? You told me, all you ever wanted was a night in, shining armour!"
She always wanted a night in, shining armour.
It's my strongest suit
I guess I have a Boba Fettish
"OK," I replied, "And I recently cheated on my wife. So you must keep my secret, if you want me to keep yours."
He said, "My lips are shield."
Steel armour
And ask for a room for two knights.
it's all about u
She said she wanted a night in, shining armour
Because it's made of HIDE.
BDSM while being dressed as a Knight is my absolute weakness.
You can say that it is a Kink in my Armour.
Can no one save us from the Crypto-Knight?
She's always going on about wanting a night in, shining armour.
Under Armour
Because they only made mail armour.
She finally got her night in, shining armour.
I don't think he really understands how to make chain mail
ASMARMOUR
A knight in shining armour darts on the foe
Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.