Armour Jokes

Following is our collection of shoelace humor and royals one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Armour puns for adults, dirty shield jokes or clean weaponry gags for kids.

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The Best jokes about Armour

Why do The Brit's still use 'u' in words like colour and armour ?

Because Rick Astley is British.

Why does leather armour help the wearer be stealthy?

Because it's made of hide.

Why is leather armour better for sneaking than steel armour?

Leather armour is made of hide.

Why is French body armour so cheap?

They only need it for their back

A British man

A British man asks and American,

Why don't you spell colour, armour, or flavour the same way as we do?

The American replied,

We got rid of u in 1776.

The evening after they were married, Harry set Meghan to work, polishing his set of Royal plate mail.

Well, she did say she always wanted a night in, shining armour.

The other day, Iron Man broke his leg in his unbreakable armour.

So much ironknee

When Princess Meghan confronted Prince Harry about spending their wedding evening polishing his plate mail...

Harry said, "What!? You told me, all you ever wanted was a night in, shining armour!"

I asked my wife to polish my medieval battle uniform while I go to the pub.

She always wanted a night in, shining armour.

I really excel at dressing up in armour

It's my strongest suit

I've always wanted to have sex while wearing Mandalorian armour...

I guess I have a Boba Fettish

Sean Connery told me he got a tattoo of armour on his mouth, and that I mustn't tell anyone.

"OK," I replied, "And I recently cheated on my wife. So you must keep my secret, if you want me to keep yours."

He said, "My lips are shield."

What's a thief's favorite type of armour?

Steel armour

Two men in suits of armour enter a hotel...

And ask for a room for two knights.

In the end, it isn't about whether or not someone uses colour or armour or favourite

it's all about u

Left my wife polishing my chainmail while I went to the pub

She said she wanted a night in, shining armour

Why do stealth classes need leather armour?

Because it's made of HIDE.

BDSM while being dressed as a Knight

BDSM while being dressed as a Knight is my absolute weakness.

You can say that it is a Kink in my Armour.

A wave of crime is sweeping Metropolis. Superman is helpless to stop the instigator, a code-breaking enthusiast dressed in full plate armour.

Can no one save us from the Crypto-Knight?

I told my wife to spend the evening polishing my medieval battle uniform, whilst I went out to the pub.

She's always going on about wanting a night in, shining armour.

What do you call armour in Australia?

Under Armour

Why couldn't women be vikings?

Because they only made mail armour.

Princess Meghan's dream came true, she spent an entire evening polishing Harry's suit of plate mail...

She finally got her night in, shining armour.

I saw my postman dressed as a knight on Halloween but his armour was made of envelopes.

I don't think he really understands how to make chain mail

What do you call a suit of armour that whispers to you?


What's the difference between a knight in shining armour and a naughty baker

A knight in shining armour darts on the foe

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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