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So who's winning?
Two men talking at the bar:
\- So, whats new?
\- NATO is at war with Russia
\- Oh, so how it's going?
\- Russia lost couple thousands of their soldiers including their elite squads, over hundred helicopters and planes, couple hundreds of armored vehicles and tanks, three vessels, capability to exchange currency, Ikea, McDonald's and it's possible their whole country will go bankrupt in couple of weeks.
\- And how's NATO doing?
\- NATO didn't entered the war yet
Have you heard about the new French Army armored vehicle?
It's got four gears for reverse, plus one for forward (in case the enemy gets behind it).
What do heavily-armored army vehicles celebrate for the holidays?
tanksgiving
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