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The recruitment official turned him away, however, stating that there can not be any chinks in their knights' armor.
The Czech's in the mail.
The weapon smith was a bit rapier
They all have chinks in their armor.
A knight in Charmin armor.
You know: body armor, pepper spray, concealed carry-hand gun, first-aid kit, maybe a flare gun too.
Have chinks in their armor
Her last words were: "I'm smeltinggg"
Pretty sure it was a knightmare.
A thief in the knight
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There are only chinks in the armor
and called them the PHAT-ATs
The giraffe: God why do I have this long neck?
God: to be able to get the finest leaves.
The rihno: why is my skin so heavy and thick?
God: because your skin is your armor and its role is to protect you from your enemies.
The chicken: I don't care, so please don't even try explain! You make the hole bigger or the egg smaller.
It's made of hide.
It's made of hide.
Make sure to use leather armor, because it's made of hide.
a knight in armor comes around the first cannibal says to the other "dude canned food again?"
Because it's made of hide.
A knight on the town
A fruit of armor.
The plot.
...a night in, shining armor.
Their armor is full of chinks.
Actually, it may be more of a knight mare.
You've got mail
Stark naked.
RUST IN PEACE
Fill 'er up, full tank.
For the same reason: Batman doesn't like getting shot.
Thats why they call it plate armor.
They often had to wear mail armor.
Its literally made of hide.
The Smiths would hammer away creating armor and weapons as blacksmiths. The Fishers would navigate the seas in search as fishermen. And The Dickinsons, well no one really knew what they did.
"Excuse me, ladies and gentleman. I am a well traveled man and the atmosphere of my excursions must be perfect. I must kindly ask you to leave."
A big, muscular man dressed in Viking armor walked up to the man and said
"Norway"
Maybe he went out for the knight.
Because it's made of hide
Because it's made of hide.
Because it's made of hide
Patient: they wear suits of armor
Doctor: no, i mean at bed time
Patient: they probably take it off
The Mandalorian visited the Dr and they got into an argument because Mando wouldn't take his armor off when he got on the scale. He pointed to the scale and said, "this is the weight." The know it all doctor pointed to the armor and said, "no this is the weight." The nurse was called to show Mando the way to the room so he could cool off. Mando asked how long it would take, she said they were behind today and if could be a while, and before he got angry again she looked him dead in the mask, and pointedly said, "this is the wait! I have spoken."
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