The Best 42 Armor Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Armor jokes. There are some armor merlin jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these armor combat puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Armor Jokes and Puns

A Japanese man wished to join the knights of England.

The recruitment official turned him away, however, stating that there can not be any chinks in their knights' armor.

Did you hear about the guy from Prague wearing armor?

The Czech's in the mail.

Why did the female warrior prefer the armor smith over the weapon smith?

The weapon smith was a bit rapier

Armor joke, Why did the female warrior prefer the armor smith over the weapon smith?

Leather armor is the best for sneaking because it's literally made of hide.

Why do Chinese knights have a low rate of survival?

They all have chinks in their armor.


What do you call a mummy on a horse?

A knight in Charmin armor.

Gay men make sure you're using protection

You know: body armor, pepper spray, concealed carry-hand gun, first-aid kit, maybe a flare gun too.

Armor joke, Gay men make sure you're using protection

Even the best men in the Chinese military

Have chinks in their armor

Did you hear about the witch that died while melting down armor?

Her last words were: "I'm smeltinggg"

I had a dream about a horse in a suit of armor.

Pretty sure it was a knightmare.

How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight

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Why are Samurai so easy to kill?

There are only chinks in the armor

Realizing that the AT-AT doesn't have enough armor around the back, the Empire released a new batch with increased armor...

and called them the PHAT-ATs

God allows animals to ask him one question...

The giraffe: God why do I have this long neck?
God: to be able to get the finest leaves.

The rihno: why is my skin so heavy and thick?
God: because your skin is your armor and its role is to protect you from your enemies.

The chicken: I don't care, so please don't even try explain! You make the hole bigger or the egg smaller.

Why is leather armor the best for being stealthy?

It's made of hide.

Why is leather armor great for sneaking?

It's made of hide.

Armor joke, Why is leather armor great for sneaking?

If you're starting a stealth build in skyrim

Make sure to use leather armor, because it's made of hide.

there's two cannibals in a tree

a knight in armor comes around the first cannibal says to the other "dude canned food again?"

Why does leather armor make you better at sneaking?

Because it's made of hide.


What do you get when you put a suit of armor on a city map?

A knight on the town

What does a gay knight wear?

A fruit of armor.

What is the strongest part of Batman's armor?

The plot.

Last night, I gave my girlfriend a medieval battle uniform to polish while I went to the bar. I mean, she always said she wanted...

...a night in, shining armor.

Why are the Terracotta Warriors so ineffective?

Their armor is full of chinks.

I keep having this recurring dream about a horse wearing a suit of armor

Actually, it may be more of a knight mare.

What did the blacksmith say to the knight when he delivered the knight's new armor?

You've got mail

What do you call Iron Man without his armor?

Stark naked.

What would you write on the grave of a knight in shining armor?

RUST IN PEACE

What did the armored personnel carrier (APC) driver say to the attendant at the gas station?

Fill 'er up, full tank.

If Batman wears kevlar armor and a bulletproof cape, why does Robin have to wear a bright-colored spandex outfit?

For the same reason: Batman doesn't like getting shot.

Did you know knights are known for wearing dishware?

Thats why they call it plate armor.

It was quite dangerous for messengers back in the medieval era.

They often had to wear mail armor.

Leather armor is perfect for sneaking

Its literally made of hide.

Back in the day last name said something about your profession...

The Smiths would hammer away creating armor and weapons as blacksmiths. The Fishers would navigate the seas in search as fishermen. And The Dickinsons, well no one really knew what they did.

A man goes into a Chinese restaurant and sees people dressed like vikings

"Excuse me, ladies and gentleman. I am a well traveled man and the atmosphere of my excursions must be perfect. I must kindly ask you to leave."

A big, muscular man dressed in Viking armor walked up to the man and said

"Norway"

What's an empty old suit of armor doing in a driver seat of an empty car?

Maybe he went out for the knight.

Do you know why leather armor is the best for stealth?

Because it's made of hide

Why do thieves and rogues use leather armor?

Because it's made of hide.

Why is leather the best armor to wear if you're trying to be stealthy?

Because it's made of hide

Doctor: describe your average night

Patient: they wear suits of armor

Doctor: no, i mean at bed time

Patient: they probably take it off

The Mandalorian visited the Dr

The Mandalorian visited the Dr and they got into an argument because Mando wouldn't take his armor off when he got on the scale. He pointed to the scale and said, "this is the weight." The know it all doctor pointed to the armor and said, "no this is the weight." The nurse was called to show Mando the way to the room so he could cool off. Mando asked how long it would take, she said they were behind today and if could be a while, and before he got angry again she looked him dead in the mask, and pointedly said, "this is the wait! I have spoken."

What attracts knights in shining armor even more than damsels in distress?

Magnets

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